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I don't know much about The Amazing Digital Circus, but

What if, dunno, the Bubble dude downloaded the MEMEZ trojan, thinking it was just memes.

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Make it an agonizing death for the transphobe. Don't give them the gift of an easy way out

someone i know made some unkind comments about my best friend

and... well...

bro i don't care if you're ignorant about it, if you're prejudiced or just stupid...

YOU DON'T JUDGE MY BEST FRIEND, OKAY?

so...

take this anti-transphobes bomb blahaj

with "love" 💙

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Ok ok, you can have some Kralsei too.

"Kris, oh it's been too long since I've seen you!" Ralsei runs up to Kris, wrapping his arms around them in a tight hug.

Kris hugs back, their built up persona melting away in an instant as they savor the warmth of Ralsei's hug. They do however make good use of their newly gained height over the darkner, planting a soft kiss on Ralsei's head.

Ralsei blushed like mad, but kept himself in the hug. They pull away from the hug, and turn to look around them. Castle Town had become quite the bustling town, various darkners walking about, going about their own business.

"U-Um, glad to see you're happy to see me again too, Kris...um, are you here for something..?"

"Oh, I am actually. I just came back from my whole...Jobcorps deal, and I don't have a proper place to stay...s-"

"Of course you can stay here Kris! You look like you've been through alot...so feel free to relax, and get comfy! I'll see about getting you some food!"

Kris smiles, a truly genuine smile. Ralsei sees this, and doesn't comment on it. He simply heads back to his castle to begin preparing a nice meal for Kris, while Kris makes themselves at home. They have other ideas however, quickly catching up with Ralsei, and walking beside him.

"Kris, did you want t-"

Kris reaches down, and takes Ralsei's paw in their hand, holding it tightly. Ralsei, again, blushes like mad, and the two head into the castle, together.

--- This is the same Kris from the Kriselle story. Kris can be in a polycule with Ralsei, Susie, and Noelle, because damnit I said so.

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GET YOUR SIERRABOT! ONLY 9999$! SHE WILL CLEAN FOR YOU, SHE WILL TALK WITH YOU! SHE WILL SNUGGLE YOU TO SLEEP! shes also tall,, like 7'6 tall,, :)

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Trans women are women. Pass it on.

Trans women are women. Pass it on.

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Helluva Slasher. Helluva Boss 80's AU

Blitz was still working solo, Millie and Moxxie weren't hired just yet, it was just him, and Loona. I.M.P. is small, but soon they get their first big job. A mother that ended up in hell after murdering multiple people to avenge her late son, who died in a tragic accident. This job is routine, every year there is a Friday the 13th during the operating hours of Camp Crystal Lake, Blitz is to go to the surface, slaughter every single person in that camp, and return back to hell.

"Make them suffer, make them scared, show them why they should fear Camp Crystal Lake, make them fear the name Jason! Do it...and I will make sure you are handsomely paid."

"...bit weird, but a job is a job. You got it Voorhees, I'll kill those bastards, good as dead!"

Blitz got a few other odd jobs here and there, routine killings he'd do every year, only by himself. Working during Halloween for some kid named Myers, bringing full bloody Terrifying chaos for a clown named Art, and sometimes having to use a Chainsaw to slaughter some folk down in Texas.

Then there are the one off jobs, killing folks for Valentines day, for Presidents Day, and a few others.

Eventually, he was hired by some horror movie enthusiasts when he finally got Moxxie and Millie on board. They'd all have to wear a special costume with a mask, to cause the most fear.

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What are your favorite pokemon?

Easy, Scolipede, Arceus, Charizard, Mewtwo, and Lucario.

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It’s nearly pride month, you know what that means it’s time for y’all yearly reminder;

THIS IS NOT A SAFE PLACE FOR TRANSPHOBES,

ASEXUAL/AROMANTIC EXCLUSIONISTS,

AROMANTIC/ASEXUAL PHOBES,

HOMOPHOBES, BIPHOBES, PANPHOBES AND THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAY “invalid label” TO ANYONE IN THE QUEER COMMUNITY

(apart from those who use the “it’s a label” to push sick ideas like being attracted to children)

And finally anyone who supports, voted for, or likes trump and the surrounding policies.

Go fuck yourselves ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙🖤🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤍

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Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

Men are not inherently Evil

Everyone has the capacity for evil

Transgender Men are men

Transgender Women are women

Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)

Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement

Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators

Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

Edited the wording on the first point because too many terfs keep thinking I'm their friend.

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It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc

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"Well, nice to meet you...and Lord X huh? I played him quite a few times...in my world, these acts you're talking about were screenplays, and stories written by someone, I was the one who then played the role of the exe...it's been nearly 10 years, but I think I can still do the Lord X voice..."

Ester clears her throat, and then does a nearly spot on impression of Lord X, only missing the heavy distortion.

"I...Yeah, good, I can still do this voice...sort of hurts to do it for long, thank goodness there wasn't a monologue from him I had to do."

(Uhh, yeah, my last two requests didn't go all that well because...well I ran outta ideas. Too vast in concept. So, just ignore 'em or delete 'em. This'll be the only one I'll be sticking with, will be lots better...and a showing of one of my oldest exe OC's!)

*A car parks from seemingly nowhere, and out from it steps another hedgehog, resembling the classic exe. Dark blue fur, and the standard black and red eyes. However, there was no blood under their eyes, they didn't even have claws or anything. From behind them steps...Surge?*

"Hm, this place resembles...which one was it again?" said the mysterious hedgehog to Surge.

"What, Sonic.exe, Sonic.exe PC Port, Sonic.EYX, Sonic.OMT, and the hundreds of other shit you've been in?"

The hedgehog laughs, and takes Surge's hand.

"Hah! Yes, this area looks like *most* of them, dear. A few of them were different! Like the one underwater!"

*They both didn't notice that someone was nearby...*

(Its okay I understand your good -w-👍)

*a tendrils shot out of the bush as it goes straight after them as a beast like animalistic growl came out from the bushes seems someone isn't too happy with intruders as its red pinpricks was glowing in the bushes watching them like a predator*

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A little Kriselle, as a treat.

"So, um...been a while since I saw you Kris!"

Kris leaned back against the wall, hands stuffed in their pockets. They looked over to Noelle, who was in a cute summer outfit. They were wearing a black tanktop, with jeans, hair held back with a headband.

"...yeah, honestly glad to be back." they said with a sigh, pulling a small carton of cigs from their pocket, along with a lighter.

Noelle watches as Kris lights themselves a smoke, taking a long drag, before exhaling out a large puff of smoke. She took a few steps closer to Kris, who looked up to them.

"...want one?" asked Kris.

"Um...y-yeah. Mom has been really...stressful as of late, you know how it is." She said, fidgiting slightly.

Kris holds out the carton of cigs, and Noelle takes one, placing it between her lips, and Kris lights the end with their lighter. She takes a long drag, the earthy, smoky flavors helping dull her stress, if even just a little bit. The two just sit there for a moment, both smoking in silence, before Kris finishes first, dropping their cig to the ground, and snuffing it out with their boot.

"Should probably think about quittin' soon." said Kris as Noelle finishes hers, stomping out her cig as well.

"Yeah, we should...but..."

"...but what?"

"But what if...what if we just...gah, I don't know, my mind has been just so fuzzy lately...with college, a job, and with..." Noelle blushes, scooting closer to Kris, ", with you being gone, I've just not been in the best state mentally as of late."

Kris puts an arm around Noelle's shoulder, holding her close, making the deer blush even more.

"Well, finally got all that JobCorps bullshit out of the way...and I got myself a job at dad's old flower shop, so I'll be here a lot more often, and...I'll help you out with any college shit you got going on. Any assholes that try and mess with you...well, I'll try and kick their ass, and Susie will for sure send them to the hospital for a few days...or weeks."

Noelle softly laughs, and she looks Kris in the eyes, Kris turning to look at her, as she gives them a quick kiss, now making Kris blush.

"Heh, made you blush Kris!"

"Sh-Shut it, I don't want my mysterious loner vibe getting broken-"

"Hehe, sure Kris."

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Ester stands tall, not backing down, She wasn't all that strong when it came to physical stuff, she never was all too interested in that case, but she was strong in spirit. When she was fired up, she would stand up to anyone or anything, even this other exe.

Surge and Metal weren't going to be a push over either, Surge had trained with not only Sonic, but with Knuckles, and Shadow. Even got her own gravity chamber back home. Out of her partners, and even her family, she was the one who loved to train the most.

Surge steps forward, standing closer to Ester, and decided to burst her aura, just a bit. A flash of green energy surrounding her, with sparks of electricity. Her quills starting to stand up a bit, and she took a pose making it clear that she wouldn't let this exe hurt her wife.

(Uhh, yeah, my last two requests didn't go all that well because...well I ran outta ideas. Too vast in concept. So, just ignore 'em or delete 'em. This'll be the only one I'll be sticking with, will be lots better...and a showing of one of my oldest exe OC's!)

*A car parks from seemingly nowhere, and out from it steps another hedgehog, resembling the classic exe. Dark blue fur, and the standard black and red eyes. However, there was no blood under their eyes, they didn't even have claws or anything. From behind them steps...Surge?*

"Hm, this place resembles...which one was it again?" said the mysterious hedgehog to Surge.

"What, Sonic.exe, Sonic.exe PC Port, Sonic.EYX, Sonic.OMT, and the hundreds of other shit you've been in?"

The hedgehog laughs, and takes Surge's hand.

"Hah! Yes, this area looks like *most* of them, dear. A few of them were different! Like the one underwater!"

*They both didn't notice that someone was nearby...*

(Its okay I understand your good -w-👍)

*a tendrils shot out of the bush as it goes straight after them as a beast like animalistic growl came out from the bushes seems someone isn't too happy with intruders as its red pinpricks was glowing in the bushes watching them like a predator*

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Without skipping a beat, Ester went on to defend herself.

"Listen...where I come from, these exe...whatevers, are films. I've been the main actress in all of these films for the past 3 decades. Sonic.exe, Sonic.exe PC Port, Sonic.OMT, and every single B-Rated Sonic.exe movie in-between! I've worked in biting cold, searing heat, and I've nearly been killed by fans and people who despise me for the last 20 years!"

Ester takes a few steps forward, even though she doesn't really need to.

"I came here because I saw that I could grab inspiration for a few short films I could personally make, and show to my children! I want them to have the same fire and passion for film making that I do, and I am willing to put my life on the line for that, so there is your answer!"

(Uhh, yeah, my last two requests didn't go all that well because...well I ran outta ideas. Too vast in concept. So, just ignore 'em or delete 'em. This'll be the only one I'll be sticking with, will be lots better...and a showing of one of my oldest exe OC's!)

*A car parks from seemingly nowhere, and out from it steps another hedgehog, resembling the classic exe. Dark blue fur, and the standard black and red eyes. However, there was no blood under their eyes, they didn't even have claws or anything. From behind them steps...Surge?*

"Hm, this place resembles...which one was it again?" said the mysterious hedgehog to Surge.

"What, Sonic.exe, Sonic.exe PC Port, Sonic.EYX, Sonic.OMT, and the hundreds of other shit you've been in?"

The hedgehog laughs, and takes Surge's hand.

"Hah! Yes, this area looks like *most* of them, dear. A few of them were different! Like the one underwater!"

*They both didn't notice that someone was nearby...*

(Its okay I understand your good -w-👍)

*a tendrils shot out of the bush as it goes straight after them as a beast like animalistic growl came out from the bushes seems someone isn't too happy with intruders as its red pinpricks was glowing in the bushes watching them like a predator*

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(Ester still has the red pupils and black eyes that Sonic.exe's have.)

"...Yeah, there was someone just looking at us-" says Surge, looking at where the X pinprick eyes were just at.

Then comes the aid that Metal requested earlier, a rocket pod lands next to the group with a loud crash. Metal steps over to the pod, and pulls it open, grabbing some modular upgrades to his systems. Surge walked over, and grabbed some more durable clothes, ones that'd be able to withstand high levels of Chaos Energy.

"...systems fully upgraded, I'll keep my sensors tuned for any potential threats."

"Dears, please, if we arm up like this, then the other exe's are only going to take that as a challenge to fight us! We need to show them we mean no harm!"

Surge crosses her arms.

"Then they need to show us that they mean no harm. Trust is a two way street, Est, and we need to know that they're willing to play nice before we can chill."

(Uhh, yeah, my last two requests didn't go all that well because...well I ran outta ideas. Too vast in concept. So, just ignore 'em or delete 'em. This'll be the only one I'll be sticking with, will be lots better...and a showing of one of my oldest exe OC's!)

*A car parks from seemingly nowhere, and out from it steps another hedgehog, resembling the classic exe. Dark blue fur, and the standard black and red eyes. However, there was no blood under their eyes, they didn't even have claws or anything. From behind them steps...Surge?*

"Hm, this place resembles...which one was it again?" said the mysterious hedgehog to Surge.

"What, Sonic.exe, Sonic.exe PC Port, Sonic.EYX, Sonic.OMT, and the hundreds of other shit you've been in?"

The hedgehog laughs, and takes Surge's hand.

"Hah! Yes, this area looks like *most* of them, dear. A few of them were different! Like the one underwater!"

*They both didn't notice that someone was nearby...*

(Its okay I understand your good -w-👍)

*a tendrils shot out of the bush as it goes straight after them as a beast like animalistic growl came out from the bushes seems someone isn't too happy with intruders as its red pinpricks was glowing in the bushes watching them like a predator*

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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*Now alone in the middle of nowhere, Ester looks around again, the area seemingly less mutated out here. She does seem rather bummed, as the one exe she's seen so far was going to kill her, and didn't want to at least speak with her.*

"Well...now what do we do?"

(Uhh, yeah, my last two requests didn't go all that well because...well I ran outta ideas. Too vast in concept. So, just ignore 'em or delete 'em. This'll be the only one I'll be sticking with, will be lots better...and a showing of one of my oldest exe OC's!)

*A car parks from seemingly nowhere, and out from it steps another hedgehog, resembling the classic exe. Dark blue fur, and the standard black and red eyes. However, there was no blood under their eyes, they didn't even have claws or anything. From behind them steps...Surge?*

"Hm, this place resembles...which one was it again?" said the mysterious hedgehog to Surge.

"What, Sonic.exe, Sonic.exe PC Port, Sonic.EYX, Sonic.OMT, and the hundreds of other shit you've been in?"

The hedgehog laughs, and takes Surge's hand.

"Hah! Yes, this area looks like *most* of them, dear. A few of them were different! Like the one underwater!"

*They both didn't notice that someone was nearby...*

(Its okay I understand your good -w-👍)

*a tendrils shot out of the bush as it goes straight after them as a beast like animalistic growl came out from the bushes seems someone isn't too happy with intruders as its red pinpricks was glowing in the bushes watching them like a predator*