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// how red (Godzilla NES) versus sonic.EXE would go

“I am god!”

Red:

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My proposed Sun/Daycare Attendant X Reader thingy: FNaF Fangame crossover chaos.

A security guard at the Pizzaplex (You!) who works mainly with the Daycare Attendant (Sun/Moon), has to deal with various fnaf fan game characters appearing in the Pizzaplex during the night.

"Oh you have to be kidding me-"

"Oooohh, a new friend! Look at them, such long arms, oh I bet they give great hugs!"

You look to Sun with a worried expression, then back to the pile of animatronic parts barely resembling Chica, who is currently slowly shambling about, aimless.

"...maybe you should...give them some space. I don't think the- And there he goes..."

You watch as Sun walks over to this new version of Chica, and tries to cheer them up. You reach for your taser, ready to give this other Chica a controlled shock if need be, but to your surprise, Sun is able to cheer the animatronic up...at least you think they're cheered up.

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If you can guess the fangame the Chica is from, you win a cookie.

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Zajcu37 Archive thingy, cuz eehh

I'd like to imagine that whenever the spoopy animatronic bits appear, that the normal animatronics are just standing out of frame.Like in the episode, where Bloodbear (the red Freddy) appears in the office when Mangle tries to enter. "...oi, other Freddy, you almost done in here mate? I be needin' to get that new nightguard." "Unholy Bloodbear noises" "You cheeky cunt! Don't ye be talkin' about me darlin' Foxy like that! I'll have ye drawn and quartered you blood soaked fu-" "Somehow apologetic unholy Bloodbear noises." "...ugh, fine, fine. I'll let it slide. Yer on thin ice I'll have ye know. Get that act together, or else I'll be grabbin' that Bloodchica yer so afraid of." "Scared unholy Bloodbear noises." "Yeah, that be frightnin' to ye? Maybe I'll grab BloodToyChica next, have 'em both give ye a peice of my mind!" "Really scared unholy Bloodbear noises getting quieter as he leaves." "...fuckin' hell mate..."

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@ask-red-and-solomon

Welcome to the club!

i have a confession.

IM A RED SELFSHIPPER. I AM NOT ASHAMED ANYMORE

HE IS MY HUSBAND I LOVE HIM SO VERY MUCH

“hes evil” okay but also consider the fact that hes a cutiepie? look at him

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Eh, fuck it.

Go wild I guess

✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.

₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis /headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.

[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?

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God fucking damnit, not another one…I swear to god, if ChickenNinja turns out to be a piece of shit too…

hey so like. how do you mourn a youtuber you really like being a piece of shit?

I used to listen to this guy's videos to fall asleep or in the background while i worked, i liked his energy and editing style, i liked his voice, i liked that he wasn't as intense as other youtubers who make similar videos.

It turns out, he and a group of his friends are transphobic and throw around slurs and tried to fake grooming allegations, made jokes about doxxing someone after running them off the internet with their bullying and a bunch of other shitty behavior and I can't forgive any of that. He didn't even deny any of the worst behavior in his apology video so like. dude. and this was recent, not like... he was 15 when he did it and he's changed. nah this is January of 2025, earlier this year type shit at 20 years old. Idk I've fucked up before as a young person but I've never made fun of someones weight, made transphobic jokes about them, and joked about doxxing them after bullying them so hard they had to leave a moderation position for a website they essentially founded.

so like. yeah. my little circle of sleepytime video youtubers just got smaller and I'm legit mourning it. feels stupid but ugh.

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There's not enough sonic.exe x reader story so can you please do a yandere sonic.exe with a reader that played the game and sonic.exe slowly becomes a yandere but the reader who doesn't know he exists doesn't know about this they just played the game and didn't think much about it soon people around them starts to die and soon sonic.exe make his presents know to the reader and of course the reader is scared of him but he pretends that he not the killer and he just want to protect the reader so they don't die but he just planning on getting the reader trust so then he can get the reader into his game so they can be together forever

Oh I'm sorry mate, but I don't really do Yandere. Not a fan of the trope...and I can't write it well.

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( @askthesonic3xenextgengroup , here's the response now)

"Silenzio, this is Xyla, another exe, much like yourself. I thought she could use another hedgehog around her age to get used to the VOID...and yes, we'll head out to eat."

(Hell yeah, another EXE blog. Hope this is chill)

*From a rusty ring portal steps a taller figure, clearly a hedgehog, but with dark purple quils, and four eyes, each one being a dark orange, with glowing orange pupils. Something about him seems off however, he looks slightly...wavy? As if you were looking at him in the distance on a hot day. He waves to the EXE nearest to him.

X:Greetings...I am X, although that is a...poor name, so you may refer to me as X-12. This..."World" caught my interest, and I wanted to see what it contained.

((Don’t worry this will me chill -w-))

*her ears perked up and flicks a bit before turning around to greet the other exe*”Hello I never expected another exe entering my realm before-it’s a pleasure to meet you..”*she smiled with her sharp teeth*”I’m Xyla by the way.I apologize that my world isn’t too bloody and covered in bodies today…I was hanging out with some of my friends so I didn’t got the chance to decorate my world..but since your here mind helping another fellow exe on a hunt for some new souls to play and capture?”*she asked with her tail slightly wagging with a grin plastered on her muzzle*

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"The VOID contains an entire multiverse, infinite possibilities. Besides soul capturing, you can do most everything here. How about this for a starter..."

X forms a portal, and moves it across him and Xyla, sending the two of them into what resembles Lord X's universe. The demon in question was in the midst of an argument with Fleetway. When he saw X though, he just shoved Fleetway to the ground, and walked over to X.

"Ah, X! It's great to see you!" Lord X then spots Xyla.

"And who is this? A friend of Silenzio's?"

The name gets X to realize, perhaps Silenzio and Xyla could get along? With that, he opens another portal and summons his adopted child, Silenzio.

(Haha @ask-red-and-solomon , it's ur turn now >:3)

(Hell yeah, another EXE blog. Hope this is chill)

*From a rusty ring portal steps a taller figure, clearly a hedgehog, but with dark purple quils, and four eyes, each one being a dark orange, with glowing orange pupils. Something about him seems off however, he looks slightly...wavy? As if you were looking at him in the distance on a hot day. He waves to the EXE nearest to him.

X:Greetings...I am X, although that is a...poor name, so you may refer to me as X-12. This..."World" caught my interest, and I wanted to see what it contained.

((Don’t worry this will me chill -w-))

*her ears perked up and flicks a bit before turning around to greet the other exe*”Hello I never expected another exe entering my realm before-it’s a pleasure to meet you..”*she smiled with her sharp teeth*”I’m Xyla by the way.I apologize that my world isn’t too bloody and covered in bodies today…I was hanging out with some of my friends so I didn’t got the chance to decorate my world..but since your here mind helping another fellow exe on a hunt for some new souls to play and capture?”*she asked with her tail slightly wagging with a grin plastered on her muzzle*

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Inside the portal, she'd see a machine quickly begin rebuilding X's body, taking less than a second. His soul flies over to the machine, and then he simply steps out, good as new. He hands a roll of bills to the guard sat in the room, and then he gets an idea.

"How about this...instead of you going and capturing, stealing souls, I show you something far more exciting?"

(Hell yeah, another EXE blog. Hope this is chill)

*From a rusty ring portal steps a taller figure, clearly a hedgehog, but with dark purple quils, and four eyes, each one being a dark orange, with glowing orange pupils. Something about him seems off however, he looks slightly...wavy? As if you were looking at him in the distance on a hot day. He waves to the EXE nearest to him.

X:Greetings...I am X, although that is a...poor name, so you may refer to me as X-12. This..."World" caught my interest, and I wanted to see what it contained.

((Don’t worry this will me chill -w-))

*her ears perked up and flicks a bit before turning around to greet the other exe*”Hello I never expected another exe entering my realm before-it’s a pleasure to meet you..”*she smiled with her sharp teeth*”I’m Xyla by the way.I apologize that my world isn’t too bloody and covered in bodies today…I was hanging out with some of my friends so I didn’t got the chance to decorate my world..but since your here mind helping another fellow exe on a hunt for some new souls to play and capture?”*she asked with her tail slightly wagging with a grin plastered on her muzzle*

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"Exe's where I come from can still have 'captured' souls. The main difference is that consent is given before a person is taken. And besides, think of it like this..."

X kneels down.

"Imagine if someone took your best friend from you, and they would never return them. Imagine that happening to not only them, but an infinite amount of other exe's, many of whom you would be great friends with."

X places a hand on his chest, and pulls out a small glowing white orb.

"This, is a soul. My soul in particular. It contains everything that I am, my memories, my personality, everything. If I ever wish to permanently rest, it would be fully wiped, and used for someone else. Allowing for an infinite amount of people to live after me. Death is of no concern in the VOID, when a person dies, their soul is allowed to be inserted into a clone of their previous body. For example..."

A large portal opens behind X, showing what looks like a doctors office. X then, without warning, jams his fist right through his skull, and detonates his skull, killing him instantly, and splattering blood and brain bits everywhere.

(Hell yeah, another EXE blog. Hope this is chill)

*From a rusty ring portal steps a taller figure, clearly a hedgehog, but with dark purple quils, and four eyes, each one being a dark orange, with glowing orange pupils. Something about him seems off however, he looks slightly...wavy? As if you were looking at him in the distance on a hot day. He waves to the EXE nearest to him.

X:Greetings...I am X, although that is a...poor name, so you may refer to me as X-12. This..."World" caught my interest, and I wanted to see what it contained.

((Don’t worry this will me chill -w-))

*her ears perked up and flicks a bit before turning around to greet the other exe*”Hello I never expected another exe entering my realm before-it’s a pleasure to meet you..”*she smiled with her sharp teeth*”I’m Xyla by the way.I apologize that my world isn’t too bloody and covered in bodies today…I was hanging out with some of my friends so I didn’t got the chance to decorate my world..but since your here mind helping another fellow exe on a hunt for some new souls to play and capture?”*she asked with her tail slightly wagging with a grin plastered on her muzzle*

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X sighs,

"For me, yes. The destruction of souls is...illegal where I come from. The prevention of reincarnation and revival is very frowned upon. You're not killing one person, you're killing an infinite amount of people that would've been if the soul remained intact...keeping souls, and not letting them go is along the same lines..."

His frown grows bigger.

"I'm sorry to say but...I can't participate in stealing souls. You're outside of the VOID's jurisdiction, but I'm not...and I'd rather not steal souls."

(Hell yeah, another EXE blog. Hope this is chill)

*From a rusty ring portal steps a taller figure, clearly a hedgehog, but with dark purple quils, and four eyes, each one being a dark orange, with glowing orange pupils. Something about him seems off however, he looks slightly...wavy? As if you were looking at him in the distance on a hot day. He waves to the EXE nearest to him.

X:Greetings...I am X, although that is a...poor name, so you may refer to me as X-12. This..."World" caught my interest, and I wanted to see what it contained.

((Don’t worry this will me chill -w-))

*her ears perked up and flicks a bit before turning around to greet the other exe*”Hello I never expected another exe entering my realm before-it’s a pleasure to meet you..”*she smiled with her sharp teeth*”I’m Xyla by the way.I apologize that my world isn’t too bloody and covered in bodies today…I was hanging out with some of my friends so I didn’t got the chance to decorate my world..but since your here mind helping another fellow exe on a hunt for some new souls to play and capture?”*she asked with her tail slightly wagging with a grin plastered on her muzzle*

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X slightly frowns at the explination.

"And I assume you never let them go? Or you consume the souls, destroying them?" he asks, his tone getting a slight tone reminiscent of a disappointed parent.

(Hell yeah, another EXE blog. Hope this is chill)

*From a rusty ring portal steps a taller figure, clearly a hedgehog, but with dark purple quils, and four eyes, each one being a dark orange, with glowing orange pupils. Something about him seems off however, he looks slightly...wavy? As if you were looking at him in the distance on a hot day. He waves to the EXE nearest to him.

X:Greetings...I am X, although that is a...poor name, so you may refer to me as X-12. This..."World" caught my interest, and I wanted to see what it contained.

((Don’t worry this will me chill -w-))

*her ears perked up and flicks a bit before turning around to greet the other exe*”Hello I never expected another exe entering my realm before-it’s a pleasure to meet you..”*she smiled with her sharp teeth*”I’m Xyla by the way.I apologize that my world isn’t too bloody and covered in bodies today…I was hanging out with some of my friends so I didn’t got the chance to decorate my world..but since your here mind helping another fellow exe on a hunt for some new souls to play and capture?”*she asked with her tail slightly wagging with a grin plastered on her muzzle*

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Real men (non-binary) self-ship themselves with Renamon due to intense lack of parental affection.

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X nods, and goes to follow the other demonic hedgehog, when he gets a ring on his phone. Pulling it out, he sees that it's his husband, Immortale. He answers the call, and is instantly hit with a sigh from Immortale.

"No, X. You cannot go out and capture souls."

"This is an alternate..." X steps away from Xyla for a bit, to try and avoid her hearing him speak, "An alternate storyline, not connected to ours. The souls here won't affect the souls in the VOID, dear."

"Sorry X, but still. No, no stealing or capturing souls, highly illegal. I love you to death, but I'd be forced to arrest you if you captured any souls-"

"What if the souls gave full consent to being captured." X interupts Immortale.

"...then that'd be fine, and I'll trust you honey...so please, get consent before capturing any of the souls, and release them afterwards, ok?"

"Ok, love you my darling."

"I love you too X."

X puts his phone away, and continues walking. He looks down to Xyla, crossing his arms.

"So...what do you do with these souls exactly..?" he asks

(Hell yeah, another EXE blog. Hope this is chill)

*From a rusty ring portal steps a taller figure, clearly a hedgehog, but with dark purple quils, and four eyes, each one being a dark orange, with glowing orange pupils. Something about him seems off however, he looks slightly...wavy? As if you were looking at him in the distance on a hot day. He waves to the EXE nearest to him.

X:Greetings...I am X, although that is a...poor name, so you may refer to me as X-12. This..."World" caught my interest, and I wanted to see what it contained.

((Don’t worry this will me chill -w-))

*her ears perked up and flicks a bit before turning around to greet the other exe*”Hello I never expected another exe entering my realm before-it’s a pleasure to meet you..”*she smiled with her sharp teeth*”I’m Xyla by the way.I apologize that my world isn’t too bloody and covered in bodies today…I was hanging out with some of my friends so I didn’t got the chance to decorate my world..but since your here mind helping another fellow exe on a hunt for some new souls to play and capture?”*she asked with her tail slightly wagging with a grin plastered on her muzzle*

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A favorite poem of mine (A college assignment, please talk about it :) )

Introduction to Poetry

By Billy Collins

I ask them to take a poem

and hold it up to the light

like a color slide

or press an ear against its hive.

I say drop a mouse into a poem

and watch him probe his way out,

or walk inside the poem’s room

and feel the walls for a light switch.

I want them to waterski

across the surface of a poem

waving at the author’s name on the shore.

But all they want to do

is tie the poem to a chair with rope

and torture a confession out of it.

They begin beating it with a hose

to find out what it really means.

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(Do we reblog for the other replies, or do I send in another ask?)

X-12 crosses his arms.

X: Ah, capturing souls 'eh? Might as well give it a try, I myself have never done such a thing.

He steps forward a bit more, and Xyla would see that his appearance would change slightly, his fur now being a bit brighter, and his eyes turning from orange to a dark yellow instead.

X: ...I should explain this as of now, as to avoid any confusion. You see, where I come from, EXE's are most commonly made from this.

He produces a small vial of a blood colored liquid.

X: This is X-12, a virus that can infect any living being, and it gives them the attributes of an exe...even exe's naturally born that way can be infected...I am the physical manifestation of the virus, and this means my form, the hedgehog you see standing before you, can change wildly at any given time.

(Hell yeah, another EXE blog. Hope this is chill)

*From a rusty ring portal steps a taller figure, clearly a hedgehog, but with dark purple quils, and four eyes, each one being a dark orange, with glowing orange pupils. Something about him seems off however, he looks slightly...wavy? As if you were looking at him in the distance on a hot day. He waves to the EXE nearest to him.

X:Greetings...I am X, although that is a...poor name, so you may refer to me as X-12. This..."World" caught my interest, and I wanted to see what it contained.

((Don’t worry this will me chill -w-))

*her ears perked up and flicks a bit before turning around to greet the other exe*”Hello I never expected another exe entering my realm before-it’s a pleasure to meet you..”*she smiled with her sharp teeth*”I’m Xyla by the way.I apologize that my world isn’t too bloody and covered in bodies today…I was hanging out with some of my friends so I didn’t got the chance to decorate my world..but since your here mind helping another fellow exe on a hunt for some new souls to play and capture?”*she asked with her tail slightly wagging with a grin plastered on her muzzle*