ryesbread
ryesbread
Slice of Bread
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Hello! I'm ant! 27. they/them. I've been here so long ur never getting rid of me.
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ryesbread · 23 days ago
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Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that
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ryesbread · 23 days ago
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it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like
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WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???
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ryesbread · 23 days ago
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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help
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ryesbread · 23 days ago
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A popular artist suddenly made a trans man comic, and the viewers are not getting it
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Being against a trans man's transition because you think it's too boring is transphobic, actually.
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ryesbread · 24 days ago
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when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 
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ryesbread · 1 month ago
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Thinking about the time that I was sitting in the lobby for a job interview and googled “impressive typing wpm” to write down on the application form.
I got the job.
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ryesbread · 1 month ago
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is anyone up for some platonic intimacy that is lowkey erotic
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ryesbread · 1 month ago
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a treasure found antiquing today
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ryesbread · 1 month ago
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everyone on this website except me needs to shut up
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ryesbread · 1 month ago
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The crows are here 🪶
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Shoutout to the five Six of Crows fan this fanart possibly reaches; Good books... Good books...
Please, enjoy my humble fanart offer... AND TALK TO ME ABOUT THEM!
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ryesbread · 1 month ago
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ryesbread · 1 month ago
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ryesbread · 1 month ago
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"Dangerous"
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ryesbread · 1 month ago
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Sofa sitting positions
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ryesbread · 1 month ago
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“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store
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ryesbread · 1 month ago
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"what did students do before chatgpt?" well one time i forgot i had a history essay due at my 10am class the morning of so over the course of my 30 minute bus ride to school i awkwardly used by backpack as a desk, sped wrote the essay, and got an A on it.
six months later i re-read the essay prior to the final exam, went 'ohhhh yeah i remember this', got a question on that topic, and aced it.
point being that actually doing the work is how you learn the material and internalize it. ChatGPT can give you a short cut but you won't build you the the muscles.
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ryesbread · 1 month ago
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On the phone at work with the woman born in '37 and she was apologizing for complaining about her pain and I was like oh no worries I got fibro I get it and she was like "oh we're in this together then" and as we were laughing about it she unprompted said "so who are we gonna kill about it" and because this is exactly the energy I wish every customer had i instantly replied "well I can't plan that on a line my bosses can hear" which she got a real kick out of. Anyway go grandma
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