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Someone requested Chilchuck and Hatsune Miku

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a quick deathslinger sketch to fulfill my very basic needs,,,,(that is old men with their boobs out),,,

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once you get slingerpilled you can never get unslingered. be warned. it can happen to you

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hunger

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Nesting Guide: *leaves the shop*

Me:

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Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him

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Laios saying he's stronger and better organized than Shuro because he eats 3 meals every day and sleeps properly is probably one of the most encouraging things a fictional character has ever said to me

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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" OK well I can sit behind him and wrap my arms around his middle and comfortingly rock him side to side

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The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.

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First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?

I can't think of anything bad he did

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A tale in 4 parts

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I think we're starting to dilute the meaning of "terminally online". Like, no, it's not terminally online to have eccentric opinions about a popular TV show – people like that existed before "online" was a thing. Unless we're talking at least an "it's homophobic for gay furries to have rat fursonas because they're depicting gay people as vermin", the onlineness falls well short of terminal.

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this reads like a “so you’ve discovered sports tumblr and yes the denizens are unhinged” thread