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↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought
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>change my display name in the D&D Discord server from "DM" to "Dungeon Mom"
>players go along with it, all start calling me "Dungeon Mom"
>gender.fmv
>one of them accidentally calls me "Dungeon Mommy"
>they all start doing it
>they start dropping the "Dungeon"
>"Mommy, can I roll a perception check?"
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passenger seat princess but on top of just sitting pretty next to you she also gives you road head
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girl nervously googling “top ten normal objects to own”
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I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind.
- Edgar Allen Poe
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