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So, uh, put that in your headcannon and light the fuse I guess

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something something

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Me when people see c!scar as an innocent himbo and victim who never does anything wrong ever

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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

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i’m starting a collection

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water

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its the perfect post everything asked is answered

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big believer that writing doesn't always have to be writing. sometimes writing is going for a walk. sometimes writing is rehearsing your characters' dialogue in the shower. sometimes writing is putting a song on loop and staring at the carpet. sometimes you need to hang out with your story instead of writing it

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Born to read my own story, forced to write it first.

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deeply fucked up of genshin to get me this attached to nilou while I'm trying to save for yelan.. but I might just have to

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i'm still not done talking about 2.1 apparently. anyway raiden says "show me a permanent state of the soul" and yoimiya is the taco bell cashier who replies "look buddy, it's transient, like shifting water (or fireworks)"

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Genuinely how did he go to jail for water crimes in the WRONG COUNTRY

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"If we must fight, Sethos... I shall defeat you with the power of my friend group of employed adults who miraculously have regularly scheduled meet-ups, and also my daughter!"

[redesigns]

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If I had a nickel for every time a father in genshin was (suspected to be) involved in child human experimentation

Links below cut:

Candace redesign: eternal-moss (tumblr)

Dehya redesign: ohhnorr (tumblr)

Cyno, Tighnari, and Collei: mine :)

Quest summary masterpost (needs updating)

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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of markiplier when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse markiplier and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone