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of course i don’t want to get ahead of ourselves here but super duper rare british… w?

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “taming of the shrew” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yea whatever I dont feel shit

five minuets later: I’m telling you man i need to marry bianca

my buddy tranio, pacing: we need to swap clothes right now

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EVERYONE WISH OUR GOOD FRIEND JONATHAN HARKER SAFE TRAVELS TODAY

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A little something fun for anyone out there celebrating May Day/Beltane. Whether you are or not, I hope you have a good day today.

TEXT:

BELTANE

Comes the summer, comes the fire, Gaily fed and leaping higher--

Comes the ash, to keep at bay Cruel ghosts and crueler fae--

Comes the dancing in the dell, Bidding Mother Spring farewell--

Come the ribbons, merrily Wrapped around each bush and tree.

Welcome, days of warmest sun, Welcome, May-month just begun,

When the fields of golden grain Are made to grow by gentle rain,

When the cattle calmly graze According to their ancient ways--

Linger, summer, linger here, O most enchanted time of year.

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taiyang xiao long rolls "worst joint ever." banned from summer & ravens smoke sessions for 3 days.

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They thought their kid was a murder prodigy lmao

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I drew the malfoys dying in glue traps

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Two queens stand before me. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. The time has come for you to lip sync for your life. Good luck and DON’T fuck it up.

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There are only two guarantees in life:

Death

People are going to be assholes on any positive Zeus and/or Hera post

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Redeeming Draco in fics is easy (he was an impressionable kid, he was taught bigotry by his family)

and redeeming Lucius in fics is just plain funny. Way harder to do but funny as fuck. Like. He's a war criminal. He's a father-in-law to Harry Potter against his will. He's old and he cares about his wife and his son and his hair and that's IT.

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happy anniversary

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i have jilyed too much i’m afraid

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