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roommate!johnny who yells “honey, I’m home” when he gets home from work. only grins in response to your reminder that he doesn’t have to scream and that you’re also not his honey

“then why are you so sweet to me hen?” bastard.

will openly flirt with you when your friends are over to see how flustered you get. they giggle and whisper about how sweet he is while you stand there glaring at him

sneaks his shirts into your laundry

orders you breakfast at least once a week, usually on your days off. he has your favorites memorized and always has it waiting for you on the breakfast bar

constant hair ruffling, whether you like it or not

he never brings anyone home from his trips to the bar and when you ask why he shrugs dismissively, not bothering to hide the way his eyes seem to peel back the layers of your clothes

has a habit of walking around half dressed, something that becomes a huge issue when your air conditioning breaks halfway through august. you swear the universe if torturing you as he parades around the apartment, purposefully leaning in close behind you to speak lowly over your shoulder

insists on movie nights for ‘bonding time’, even though you two couldn’t get along better if you tried

the movie always ends with his arm wrapped some part of you, a blanket tossed over both of your legs. you always swear you’ll be able to drag yourself back to your room afterwards, but your willpower dies the moment he hums something about putting on another movie

jokes about being hopelessly in love with you – or at least you thought it was a joke at first. after a bottle of scotch is shared between you one night he starts to ramble about knowing how special you were from the moment you’d met. now you're not so sure

beams like the sun when he hears you tell an overbearing door to door salesman that you’re going to get your boyfriend if he doesn’t go away

“that’s me, right?”

pays you extra attention when you're sick, not that you can ever get him off your back anyway

king of platonic princess treatment

offers to marry you so you can get his military benefits. when you ask him what will happen if he falls in love with someone who isn’t his ‘wife’, he chuckles. “I’m pretty confident that won’t happen. who knows bonnie? maybe you’ll end up falling in love with me.”

you hope he doesn't know that you're closer to it than he realizes.

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