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if a fox digs a hole in the forest while no one's there to watch it who's gonna fuck the fox's wife

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50% good

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I'll always talk up internet radio stations because I don't think the average person is aware that they're free, can run in your browser (or in any program that can connect to them), work on your phone, run better than a youtube tab, and give you a much better selection of music than you could get from a general algorithmic playlist

(also lots of them have live shows which you can tune into for free)

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Friday Funnies!

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Tagged by @herebehunters , tyty, and actually around so, here goes!

Last song: Queen of My Mental Health by Altered By Mom-- was listening to the new album today!

Last book: yesterday I finished the audiobook of Margo's Got Money Troubles by Rufi Thorpe, which was quite good. Always take book recs from tangentially related fic, I always say. Also that last paragraph? Damn.

Last movie: just watched Trainspotters and finished like, 20 minutes ago!!!

Last TV show: Annika, which my brother got me hooked on

Sweet/savoury/spicy: sweet

Favourite colour: ornage!! Nice bright sunset orange maybe

Last thing googled: "oz to ml" was the exact search. In practice I was googling Ceasar recipes lmao

Current obsession: PLANET ARCANA RRRGHHHHH *shakes those fools with my teeth*

Hope this was enlightening :D tagging @holoxam , @hekate1308 , @booksaresacredspew if ya feel like it 🧡

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Planet Arcana (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Honeypot (Planet Arcana) & Babe-ra Von YellSing Characters: Babe-Ra Von YellSing, Honeypot (Planet Arcana) Additional Tags: Hangover, Memory Loss, Team Sprocket, Friendship, Vomiting, Identity Issues, written in response to the reveal in, Episode 48: CGA Part II (Planet Arcana), But takes place before that, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, crafting an intimate angsty moment between the loudest and most obnoxious little shits, Light Angst, Character Study-ish Summary:

They wake up, eye-crust crackling, head pounding out the last of some impossible dream with a rhythm that’s the opposite of a sick beat. A healthy beat? But there’s nothing very healthy about this hangover. Their mouth is dry and their stomach is wet, their clothes stick in weird places.

“We got fucked uuuuuuuup,” they rasp to themself. It’s halfway to a new song already. We got fucked up, uhn, uhn, we got fucked– “Wait, who’s ‘we’?”

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Planet Arcana (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Honeypot (Planet Arcana) & Babe-ra Von YellSing Characters: Babe-Ra Von YellSing, Honeypot (Planet Arcana) Additional Tags: Hangover, Memory Loss, Team Sprocket, Friendship, Vomiting, Identity Issues, written in response to the reveal in, Episode 48: CGA Part II (Planet Arcana), But takes place before that, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, crafting an intimate angsty moment between the loudest and most obnoxious little shits, Light Angst, Character Study-ish Summary:

They wake up, eye-crust crackling, head pounding out the last of some impossible dream with a rhythm that’s the opposite of a sick beat. A healthy beat? But there’s nothing very healthy about this hangover. Their mouth is dry and their stomach is wet, their clothes stick in weird places.

“We got fucked uuuuuuuup,” they rasp to themself. It’s halfway to a new song already. We got fucked up, uhn, uhn, we got fucked-- “Wait, who’s ‘we’?”

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first you have to remember that the first disco ball was painstakingly put together by hand from nothing but an idea and lots of intricately cut glass and bandaids and then you have to think about the experience of being under a disco ball for the very first time, bathed in reflections of an era that has not yet come to past, and finally you end up wondering what else there is around you that has yet to be unearthed by something with so much as a silly name

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Calcifer tells Howl about Sophie's situation (and they both feel something to her)

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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

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The Last Train: Edward Hopper