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The dough on this pizza box is very cute, so I drew eyes on it

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cold.. jealous of printer paper.. imagine getting slid through a machine and you come out all warm.. they don't even know how good they have it.

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some days you cannot help but pity some people

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when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

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Bel'ameth

that's Malf's herbing hat btw

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I tend to only read stories about this. Life is dramatic enough, give me a happy book to read.

to be perfectly honest. i don't care if it is cheesy or cliched or idealistic. i like stories where the core of it is about kindness, the warmth we can offer others and the gentleness we receive in return. maybe the moral of the story IS love triumphs. it better fucking be

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that cinematic was missing something

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Snestion: what's your favorite Corn Snek Behavior?

I genuinely don't even begin to know how to answer this, I'm sorry.

You may as well have asked which aspect of the leaf twisting in the light breeze is your favorite? Which color band of the rainbow on a late summer day after the first rain of the season? Which stage of a flower's bloom? Which dimple on an orange's skin?

They are all part of the whole and must be appreciated in equal measure. To dissect them apart and identify one as superior is a disservice to the organism these parts comprise.

Every behavior that defines a corn snake is my favorite.

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Anduin's being so brave about dealing with Alleria's nonsense fresh off the heels of dealing with Sylvanas. If I was him, after we swam out of the lake I would've fucken

YOU FUCKING JUMP IMMEDIATELY, ALLERIA

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New scene assets! A fun little corner at lake Lorr...

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When I was a child, I watched Jurassic Park like 500 times and when I was 4 years old I told my parents that Jeff Goldblum was my favorite of the human characters.

This for some reason alarmed my parents, and they began telling me that I shouldn't like that character. He was a horrible actor, really brought down the film, just awful really.

I was so confused, but accepted that I had bad opinions and my parents knew better.

Cue 25 years later, everyone is going nuts over this guy again. I was just silently watching, thinking wasn't this guy cringe? A bad actor? I was lost. I did really like him, but I thought I was supposed to be alone on that.

I more recently asked my parents about this and turns out they love Jeff Goldblum, loved him in Jurassic Park too. They have no memory of telling me otherwise.

Guys, I believe my parents told me he was a horrible actor because I was 4 years old and liked the shirtless hot guy, and I just believed that for the next 30 years.

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how did i get here