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What if you imagined the characters from Transformers One as if they were characters in Arcane (that League of Legends series)? Both stories have a lot in common, and I love swapping characters from different shows and movies into each other’s worlds!

SO, SO, SO REAL!!!! anon, i think i cooked idk cause each continuity has each character having different personalities as compared to other continuities... we are entering rant territory.

ARCANE X TRANSFORMERS, a rant

i can one hundred percent see the Decepticon movement starting in Zaun if Megatron was in the Arcane-verse. Zaun is not much different from Tarn or Kaon. the miners are mistreated and they live horribly in poverty with terrible working conditions while the upperclass (who just so happens to be the majority of Piltover in the Arcane-verse and a good portion of Iacon's upper sub-levels) live happily which brings us to:

Megatron -> Silico & Optimus (TFA Ultra Magnus in case of TFA) -> Vander.

JUST THINK ABOUT THE PARALLELS. it would be so... where do i even start??? it's literally them. both couples start off fighting for the same thing but then have a fall out on how it should be done— though, Optimus wouldn't really resort to choking Megatron the way Vander did to Silico. also, i'm pretty sure Vander and Silico are dating in the alternate universe so tragic MegaOp yaoi opportunity(?)

Megatron as Silico suits the most because Silico wants control of the undercity and he wanted Zaun's liberation from Piltover— in order to do that, Silico is willing to be a chem baron and literally sell drugs, do crime and be violent. much like how Megatron is willing to kill for his goals, for his 'ideal' world. only difference here is that Megatron's ideal world wouldn't end with just the liberation of Zaun but also the subjugation of Piltover. and that's where i think Optimus as Vander would step in.

this would also leave Nemesis Prime -> Warwick (DO YOU SEE MY VISION???)

and of course, Elita One -> Felicia. idk who else to make Felicia. but considering G1 Elita One took care of an entire squadron by herself on Decepticon overrun Cybertron, i think she would definitely want a part in the revolution and rebellion against Piltover.

then there's this one i really, really like:

Soundwave -> Sevika, Soundwave starts of actually caring about the people in the undercity. i was thinking something like Skybound Soundwave where he believes in the Cause more than Megatron.

Barricade -> Sherrif Marcus, self-explanatory.

ahem and of course,

Ultra Magnus -> Officer Grayson, this does not need an explanation. i think it suits. ik he hasn't been introduced in TF:One but i think it suits.

IDW Prowl -> Caitlyn, i'm sorry but this one feels very fitting to me, might be a crazy take idk. both of them are extremely cruel to the opposite faction after events harden them, both have committed warcrimes (i don't need to even start with Prowl and Caitlyn basically gassed Zaun with the gray, chemical warfare). this one feels perfect. I KNOW ITS ABOUT TF:O but i felt the need to put this out there.

hmm I don't know who would be Vi and Jinx.

now, we're gonna be deviating a bit from TFO

TFA Blackarachnia and Armada Starscream are squabbling in my head over the role of Jinx. Armada Starscream in specific because his internal conflict oddly suits Jinx. and they both give their lives in sacrifice, both betray the figure who's approval they want.

Armada Jetfire -> Vi would fit somewhat and be tragic if Armada Starscream is Jinx... or Bumblebee as Vi. but i just can't see Bumblebee as an older sibling figure for the life of me.

Preceptor -> Viktor, i don't have a justification for this one. my gut just tells me it feels oddly right. i might've said Shockwave but Viktor is driven by the need to help the people of the undercity as well as his own emotions— Percy doesn't really fit the mark but he's close, sort of. maybe IDW Thunderwing before he went batshit insane? or G1 Skyfire...

as for Jayce, im not sure. Wheeljack and Brainstorm are close in that arena. Jayce isn't really a mad scientist, he's willing to take risks but he isn't full blown blindly taking them. theres miscalculations, of course.

on the pure basics of aesthetics, like only in an aesthetic point of view, i'm 100% sure that Windblade would kill it as Mel Medarda. but if we're talking in a story perspective, Senator Shockwave as Mel would oddly fit. though, i'd personally prefer Windblade over Sen. Shockwave. Mel & Windblade are both not from Piltover and Cybertron respectively so of course, they wouldn't understand the perils of those in the undercity to begin with and would have to learn the politics of Piltover from scratch. however, personality-wise, Sen. Shockwave oddly suits.

now, Ekko... hmmmmmmmmmmmm... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. TFA Optimus comes close, maybe Hotshot? not sure about this one either ngl.

THESE ARE JUST MY THOUGHTS. but do let me know if you fw these and comment down your own ideas‼️ im more than happy to discuss about my favorite shows.

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

TFP Meg x Cybertronian reader

I don't even know what I'm drawing, just consider it my obsession with modeling his butt….

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

school is over for me now summer vacation time >:)

AYEEE LESSGOOO I passed my learners! i have a learners licence now so i can officially drive (with an instructor-)

requests will be opening soon, just need to get somethings done first

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More kisses please

Yes I love Brainstorm how could you tell? Totally not based off @scribblecon’s headcanons of him. I love a clingy diva, what can I say?

Summary : your Conjunx loves it when you praise him and he can’t get enough, but maybe you get some in turn too.

Warnings : gn!cybertronian reader nothing really mentioned aside from being of a heavier build. SFW

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Brainstorm has always been one clingy mech even after all these years together that still hasn’t changed. you chuckle nuzzling your face into his neck cables, his arms around your neck as he’s sat comfortably in your lap. His squeals and giggles are still as cute as ever.

“Say it again, pleeease?” The scientist pleads, rapidly fluttering his optics trying to bait you into giving him more.

How different he sounds asking for more praise, once he use to be so teasing like he couldn’t hear you and now here he’s begging for more. You smile pressing more kisses along his neck cables, earning more giddy giggles from him.

“You’re so smart.” you mutter into his metal. Dermas slowly dragged up and under his audial receptor to press another kiss, “My handsome mech, so pretty for me.”

Brainstorm’s shriek is loud in your audials but it’s worth it to see his wings wiggling so happily, and a cute blue blush coating his cheeks.

“Mhm! Tell me more, just a liiittle more.”

You roll your optics playfully, unable to deny your sweet conjunx.

“You’re so needy, Stormy, what have I not been loving you enough?” It’s nothing more than a playful tease, but the smaller mech jumps to defend himself.

“No, of course not! But is it so wrong to want to hear you say sweet things about me?” He sighs dramatically, gold colored optics looking into your rich bright ones, “I’ve missed you for so many cycles, I never thought I’d get to hear your voice again.”

You chuckle at how dramatic he is, you weren’t even gone that long, honest! Just a few weeks on a mission, a task needed to be done, but your beloved Conjunx acts like you’ve been away from him for millions of stellar cycles.

You smile at him, kissing his mask, “Well, you have me now, right? I can make up for lost time now.”

His arms tighten around you pressing your chassis firmly together, one wrong move would scratch both of your paint jobs. The sound of steam releasing makes your finials twitch, watching as his mask retracts to finally reveal his dermas, which he is quick to press against your own. His arms pull back just to place his servos on either side of your face plate, holding you close, pressing his dermas firmer against yours as if this would be the last time he’d ever see you.

you move your servos from his hips and sliding up his back strut, leaving one to rest on his lower back and the other resting between his fluttering wings. Brainstorm hums into the kiss, the feelings almost overwhelming his spark forcing him to pull away to in-vent properly.

“I love you, my pretty mech.” You coo, kissing the corner of his dermas, engine near purring at the texture of his unique intake.

“I love you too, my spark. My stunning conjunx.” Brainstorm spoke, leaning in once more just for a servo to be placed on his cheek and shoved away.

The flight bot looks to you in shock but swiftly sees your flushed cheeks and optics looking away from him.

“Stop that, this is supposed to be about you getting praise, not me.”

Yet that does little to hold back the devious scientist before you, if anything it just makes his grin grow and optics sparkling at the opportunity in front of him.

“What? Are you telling me I can’t tell my Conjunx how pretty they are? How much do they mean to me?”

“Stoooop.”

Yet he does in fact not stop, his dermas puckering and kissing the servo pushing him away.

“Nooo! I need to tell you how stunning you are! Such a thick luscious frame asking to be held, with such a smart intake to sass me with, and beautiful optics catching my attention-mm!”

Brainstorm halfheartedly glares at you, who shoves both your servos over his intake. you toss your helm back against the chair, staring up at the ceiling and trying to still your thrumming spark. You can feel your face plate burning, your cheeks flushed a deep blue as you try to calm down.

The scientist moves under your servos, slamming his helm into your neck cables and kissing furiously wherever he could reach making you squeal at the ticklish sensation. Each kiss getting paired with a soft ’mwah! Mwah! Mwah!’ the wet feeling of his kisses making you squirm under him. your laughter echoing in the lab you two are sitting in, trying so hard to push his helm away and get him to stop.

“S-stormyyy! Quit it- pff! That tickles-!” You shriek, squirming under him and trying to escape his kisses.

“Not until I get it through your helm that I love you!”

“I know! I know!” you tried to plead, you know he cares and adores you! But it falls on deaf audials, you underestimated his affection and just how stubborn he can be when he has a point to prove.

You aren’t going to be freed until he gets all the kisses he’s been saving out of his system.

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

"free my bro, he did nothing wrong!"

the 'bro' in question:

YOU DO NOT NEED THIS MANY FUCKING NAMES BRAH😭😭😭😭

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

a random though I had about Sixshot...

I've watched Invincible before and I've kept drawing parallels between Conquest (yes, the freaky Viltrimite from Invincible) and Sixshot from IDW.

they're both super good at what they do and as a by-product, they are feared by everyone.

"I am a victim of my own success." — as Conquest put it so neatly. they are both incredibly lonely as a result of just how competent they are.

Conquest is like if Overlord and Sixshot were somehow moulded into one and it makes him terrifying— Overlord's "love for the game" and insane bloodlust paired with Sixshot's ridiculous competency and power. it makes him absolutely horrifying.

a Sixshot that goes off the deep end... scary to think about given he's more feared than Overlord.

also, as a side note cause i thought it would be funny to add: i once had a Decepticon OC named Conquest (bc face it, that name is a BANGER for a Decepticon) and then i realized he was too similar to Conquest from Invincible and scrapped the ideas i had for him.

i hate it when you make a completely, what you thought was original character only for them to already exist.

i've made like 25 different Transformers OCs and like three of them have names taken already 💔💔💔💔

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

summer vacation is tomorrow where I'm at >:)

and I'm gonna be acing my drivers exam tmrw! :D

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

SPOILERS FOR TF:CYBERTRON

apparently Landmine raised Mudflap in the Unicron Trilogy???? Cybertron, at least in the English dub, mentions something about Landmine rasing Mudflap

Landmine was literally shaking when he found out Mudflap became a Decepticon 😭😭😭

he looked like he was in physical pain—

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

YESSS I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THAT!

because of optic-dye being sort of luxurious, i can see how the lower classes would have their vision slightly impaired. miners would have vision enhancing tools, like glasses. something smiliar to Rung's in IDW or like Blitzwing's monocle from TFA.

also, i wanted to add something about fashion cause we never really get bots accessorizing themselves just for looks and i thought of it and started getting more and more ideas—

lip paints, optic colouring and outer optic paint, facial markings, texture add-ons, weldings... there's many ways for Cybertronians to make themselves more fashionable outside of the typical frame paints. patterned frame paints or textures frame plating..

more on paints, i imagine that the bioluminescence of paint would be used on entertainers mostly who give out performances— or religious customs. i initially imagined for bioluminescent paint to be more prevalent on Eukaris than Cybertron in my original post. since Eukaris has more diversity in its wildlife and overall geography, i can imagine them being able to produce more types of dye than any other planet.

i think the rich and upperclass would entertain themselves with actual theatre instead of films like everyone else for the sake of refinement and most of the rich paints are used for that. Iacon has one of the best theatres.

IM SO HAPPY TO SEE PEOPLE WITH SIMILIAR IDEAS

CYBERTRONIAN CULTURE AND GEOGRAPHY: an overview (01)

CULTURE - gender, arts & fashion

Cybertronian culture has many aspects to it that are rather fluid. The ideas of gender, race, religion and expression are very dynamic for them when compared to organic species but are made rigid only due to their current governing authority. The culture varies from colony to colony but there are many common uniting ideas.

One such is the idea of gender. Now, according to canon, mech is actually a gender-neutral term but it has been used as a masculine equivalent while a fanon term ‘femme’ exists for feminine. But these terms would not be sufficient to explain the elaborate idea of gender expression amongst the transformer kind. The idea of gender is a new one that emerged during the time of Nova Prime but it was one that most bots didn’t mind and actually thought was kind of cool. Until then, they sort of just existed in whatever they looked like. Cybertronians have their frames created randomly due to which the ratio of feminine looking and masculine appearing bots are near equal. But the idea of categorization and labels made it easier for bots to identify. There exists a spectrum of gender expression and the word bot is often used as a general term for Cybertronians. Until the Autobot-Decepticon war where the word ‘Bot’ was claimed by the Autobots, a term ‘mecha’ was introduced.

Moving on to solely Cybertron.

The planet is very diverse with different cities that have their own accents, styles, celebrations, fashion and lingo. The city of Iacon is the capital and hence considered the more refined out of the rest of Cybertron. The upper north of Cybertron is mainly filled with technologically advanced megacities that most of the upper class of Cybertron lives in. Cities like Iacon, Vos and Harmonex are located there. Meanwhile, down south, there exist industrial cities with mines, refineries and factories where the lower classes toil in for energon scraps. This is just a general overview. This does not imply that Iacon doesn’t have a population of lower-caste bots. They do. Iacon and Vos have docks that are staffed with dock-workers and delivery bots. After all, the grandeur of the upper class mecha are brought to life through the sufferings of the lower classes. However, most of these lower class bots in the fancy cities usually dwell in its outskirts.

These radically different living conditions produce radically different cultures amongst the different classes. The upper castes of Cybertron have easy access to the arts. Various theatres where plays are held along with massive stages for musicians to perform are all across Northern Cybertron, especially Harmonex which is somewhat of the cultural capital of Cybertron.

The lower castes have no easy access to any of the old traditional works that their predecessors have left for them so they resort to making their own art, their creativity is likited by means. Many contemporary art forms and new styles of literature exist among dock workers, manual labourers, service bots and miners— each with their own take and personality to it. Music is often sung in unison as the dock workers of Iacon load and unload cargo or the factory workers of Kaon hit their hammers against metal in a rhythmic pace. They have no other pleasantries in life. Workers use their equipment and bang on various surfaces with different densities, creating sounds akin to that of drums— music is often made this way. In the glassmaking factories, they use glass to make different tunes and pitches.

But many of the lower class aren’t built-in with language chips, especially after The Senate began mass producing mecha. There’s only so much metal to make chips and modules so an unfortunate consequence is that most are illiterate in the lowest castes, especially in the miner class (this is an important thing to note). Mostly the older models have better skills in things other than just mining.

This takes us to a different form of self-expression other than literature and music— fashion. Fashion amongst Cybertronians and most mechanical species revolves mainly around plating types, paints and accessories. Most of the lower-class mecha can’t afford the fancy accessories and paints but despite this, they make an effort to look good through servo-made accessories to hook on or stick on to their frame. Some use cheap dye to make their optics have different colours. Paints are usually stolen.

Meanwhile, the higher classes of bots go over the top with their sense of style. Fancy high tensile metal fibre mended into regal capes, plating with different textures that are coated in a variety of paints to make it really pop, accents and bioluminescent paints or dangling accessories to attack to their helm pieces; Cybertronians can be quite creative when it comes to modifying their frames fashionably, each revolving around individualistic style. There also exists plating textures where plating of a bot is made to look designer with different texture add ons, creating a new sensation when touched.

There are some unconventional styles in the realm of Cybertronian fashion that involve things like paints on their faceplates, it is a large part of Camien culture and religion though. Some are inspired from the sense of style in the colony worlds or foreign cultures, though it isn’t exactly encouraged and is generally looked down upon. Main-stream trends change depending on the cities.

Not to mention, different frame-classes often have different ways of accessorising due to the nature of their frame types and even different cultures.

However, most of Cybertron's rich fashion culture was wiped away when the war started. It was deemed to be impractical and as a show-off. It's one of Cybertron's many lost cultural aspects. However, remnants of this sense of style remain alive in colonies like Caminus and Eukaris.

2. GEOGRAPHY - cities -> part 1

The major cities of Cybertron include: Iacon, Harmonex, Kaon, Petrex, Tarn, Vos, Helex, Tesarus, Tetrahex, Praxus, Stanix, Polyhex, Nyon, Darkmount and Straxus. They are divided into North and South as stated before— Northern cities being mainly places of culture and scientific advancements and the cities down South being industrial factories that fuels and powers the scientific progress of Cybertron.

Northern cities include: Iacon, Harmonex, Polyhex, Stanix, Tetrahex, Vos, Petrex and Praxus.

Southern cities include: Tarn, Kaon, Helex, Straxus, Darkmount, Nyon and Tesarus.

Nyon lies in between the lines of North and South but is considered mainly an industrial city.

Each city is unique in its own right.

Iacon is the capital city, a cradle of scientific progress. It was once called Cyber City, a long, long time ago before the Primes. Iacon is the oldest city and where most of Cybertron’s politically and religiously important structures stand— such as the Senate building, the Primal Basillica and so on.

Vos is one of the most unique. Majority of its inhabitants are Seeker class warriors with the advantage of flight. This unique flight frame was developed because of the nature of Vossian terrain, high cliffs and steep mountains that go deep into chasms.

Darkmount is a military base, ground-based warrior frames set up their barracks. It was thriving during Nova’s conquests— docks and markets thriving with soldiers returning from their slaughter up in the stars. But after the era of conquest fell, it reverted to being nothing more than a military headquarters.

Kaon is the city of factories, it's the closest to Darkmount and during Nova’s expansion, it produced tons of weapons and ammunitions to Darkmount. It remains as the weapons production capitol of Cybertron.

Tarn is primarily energon rich lands filled with mines. Most of its inhabitants are usually miners or low ranking military foot-soldiers. Tarn is, in a way, the metaphorical spark of Cybertron— majority of the planet's fuel originates from this area.

There exist minor settlements and towns like Yuss or Kalis but they are often overlooked and are left unchecked. However, during the Autobot-Decepticon Civil War, they served as vital strategic points for supply lines. Most of the village and rural life on Cybertron was turned extinct by the war. Bots began moving to larger cities in mass for better protection and opportunities.

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

can't talk right now, too busy thinking about maidscream.

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

transformers cybertron is actually so cool like what...

SPOILERS AHEAD ‼️

STARSCREAM IN PARTICULAR.

this mech, one man ARMY. he took down evac, smokescreen, jetfire, scattershot, red alert, landmine, vector prime, override, hotshot, snarl and almost took out leobreaker... AND stood his ground against Optimus AS WELL AS HIS LEO PRIME MODE.

LIKE WHAAAAAAAT.

he absolutely mopped the FLOOR with the Autobots.

AND HE WAS INJURED WHILE FACING OPTIMUS

HE STILL GOT THREE CYBERPLANET KEYS AND THE OMEGA LOCK...

EVEN IF IT WAS THROUGH A DIRTY TRICK, IT WAS QUICK THINKING. he also managed to trap Megatron and all the other Decepticons.

TFA and TFP need to take notes from Cybertron Starscream ngl

i LOVE how he's a real threat. unicron trilogy does not play about Starscream and I LOVE THAT. he's not a coward, he just doesn't like to gamble too much but when his goal is right in his sights, he becomes a mech of sheer fucking will and commitment. he is FOCUSED.

ALSO... i hate how underrated Cybertron is but since it's underrated, i legit don't get any spoilers for the show so it has me on the edge of my seat bc i genuinely cannot tell wtf will happen next.

guys, im begging you. YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS. its SO COOL. you don't even need to finish through Energon to watch Cybertron. the animation style is a bit choppy but i guarantee you, its worth the watch cause the plot, the character writing, the character development.... it's all absolutely fantastic.

theres also a HUGE roaster of characters and still, it manages to give everyone adequate screen time.

Cybertron is pretty much its own thing and i love it for that!

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

My favorite bucketheads 💋💋💋

This took me too long grrr

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

When Starscream stands up straight for a change, he's almost the same height as Shockwave...

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

ngl I want to see more cyberverse optimus prime x readers their is only one rn I need more x readers of him he is so handsome <3

♡ “FAR TOO LONG” — Optimus Prime [TFC]

i am so sorry for the extended time i took with your request! i apologize if this is short but i couldn't think of any other way to continue this

scenario: you're Optimus’ partner and he's been waiting for some relaxation like this for years, you start sweet talking him.

setting: after the peace treaty between Autobots and Decepticons in S3, post-Megatron death.

Finally, finally. After thousands of millennia of fighting, of violence, of death, Optimus can finally rest knowing that it's all over— That the war which consumed their planet is no more! Optimus feels better, so much better. The treaty was signed, the Decepticons are docile now that… Megatron was… terminated.

Optimus rather not speak about that though. He still had mixed emotions. It was late at night too, he wanted some quiet recharge so he collapsed onto your shared berth. His finals perks up when he realizes you're sitting there reading a datapad right across him on the berth, you put it down and slowly make an effort to sneak up on him but it's futile.

Cycles of war have made his motion sensors rather keen. He can tell you're approaching him and doesn't flinch when your servo gently traces the back of his helm, it's a gentle affectionate touch. It reminds him of a time before with you. He slowly looks up and a soft smile curves up his dermas as he sees that affectionate look in your optics.

“Tired?” You ask softly, the gentleness of your servos soothes whatever possible sourness he could've had from this day.

“Relieved. I feel relieved for once.” He replies, his voice firm yet gentle— unquestionably hopeful that it was all finally over. Optimus’ blue optics return the affection you look at him with, as if it was a mirror reflecting the warmth of the light that falls upon it. And that warmth seemed to flow out of his vents too, still so easily flustered…

And there's that smile on your face, relief.

“Me too. Now I can make sure you're taking proper rest for once.” Your servos never stop their actions and it's making Optimus melt under your touch, his frame relaxing. It's a rare sight, he's always been so visibly stiff and upright, as if he were expecting a stray meteor to fall onto him any day.

“I appreciate your concern. However,” Optimus slowly gets up as he speaks, his tone almost playful, sitting right next to you on your shared berth and your servos begin to gently creep up your lover's faceplates. You don't miss the way his optics still subtly widen or the subtle heat from his face but you chose to spare him for now.

It's been millions of years yet it always felt like the first time for Optimus.

He clears his vocalizer, a futile attempt to hide himself from your gaze despite knowing the fact that you've been with him long enough to tell.

“I was planning on… making up for lost time.” You smile wider at that and his spark skips a beat, again. Oh, how he wished he weren't some lovesick fool when you showed him affection.

“...I guess I can put off making sure you're recharging properly for a bit then.” You bring his face closer to his, he leans in willingly despite his own flustered demeanor. His EM field tucked so tightly to himself that it might implode— It's been far too long since he's loosened up. First it was duties with the Autobots, then it was duties to rebuild Cybertron and then it was delegation. It was like he could never catch a break.

But now he could and…

He really didn't know what to do with it.

The Prime's servo awkwardly grips your pauldron as he lets you guide his face to yours.

“It doesn't mean you're off the hook though.” There's barely any distance between your faces, he's so stiff. It had been far too long.. you don't really blame him.

“Relax, dearest.” You place a soft kiss on his dermas, his vents expelling out more heat. The flustered look is almost adorable on the Optimus Prime. But the tenderness of your words and that… look in your optics made his frame relax, a lot quicker as one servo decided to resume its ministrations on the back of his helm.

He's melting under your touch and he can't do anything about it. And he doesn't want to do anything about it. The idea of feeling safe in your servos after being the pillar of protection and guidance for the Autobots was beyond enjoyable, leadership had its toll. You know it will take a while for Optimus to get used to such uninterrupted intimate moments between the two of you but you've waited a whole war, you can wait a few days.

You gently take his helm right under your own, his helm against your chassis and he can hear the quiet rhythm of your spark. Optimus hums, his servos moving to wrap around your torso. His frame leaning against you now, you were sturdy enough to support his weight.

His optics flicker, as if his systems feel worn. He might really need this recharge, you figure. The smile on his face and the way the lights of the room seem to bring out every contour of his faceplates to view.

He's absolutely stunning.

Not in the way he used to be though, there's a slight rugged charm to him almost unlike the innocent look he used to have. Gentle optics even if his faceplates had all sorts of tiny marks and dents from the constant fighting— It was like a distant memory you'd want to lock up and throw away now. But every single dent, scratch and weld mark on your lover's frame had a story to tell. A tale of persistence through the trials of war, standing tall when all hope seemed lost.

A beautiful mech.

And your Conjux.

“You look absolutely handsome.” You say, almost as if the air had been knocked out of your vents; breathless. And he can tell you mean it from the way you're looking at him, the way your field is brimming with all sorts of emotions. But his flustered demeanour at the start has lessened for now.

“As I recall, you used to be more creative with your attempts at flirting.” Optimus chuckles heartily but with his frame relaxed, his EM field is no longer tucked away. You can feel the fondness and affection in the air, it might have overwhelmed any other bot in vicinity but, this sight— these feelings were reserved for your optics and your optics alone. He gently kisses the side of your neck and notes the heat rising to your own faceplates.

“It seems you're not the only one that's gotten old..”

You just hope it goes like this forever from now on.

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

pharma being one step away from giving the reader an award and being one step away from a crashout at the same time...

thank you for this snack 🍽 im gobbling this up

ahem, i present to you, possibilities for pharma in field butcher

hes either going to downright despise reader or absolutely adore reader's methods.

wait maybe he could despise reader's personality BUT adore the reader's methods and he's absolutely pissed about that fact? 🤣

Yes I have read all your tag and I have to say. I really like the way you burst it all out

I should probably just do a one-shot for him. With this, the story and interactions will flow more smoothly than in a scenario. Should I start with after his and Raschet's confrontation at the Delphi? And I love your idea of MC becoming his apprentice (like in Ratchet's scenario if you squint - But it's like a mirror world. Two licensed doc but guess who has schizophrenia? Just like that, I'm giggle)

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Pharma wouldn’t stop you. He wouldn’t flinch when you said something delightfully unhinged. He wouldn’t scold you for using the wrong end of the scalpel. He wouldn’t gasp when you treated a spark valve like it owed you shanix

No—he would praise you

“Fascinating” he would murmur, leaning just a bit too close “You used a bonding agent meant for hull repair to seal a neural junction. Tell me—was that instinct… or madness?”

“Both. It was either that or the guy was gonna leak memories for a week”

“Excellent” he’d sigh, visibly enchanted “Never let textbooks dull your blade"

And he would smile at you—gently, sweetly just like a scalpel tucked into a bouquet. Pharma would speak to you in metaphors, offering knowledge the way most offer confessions—desperate, beautiful, and just a little too intense. He would describe spark chambers like they were blooming flowers. He’d talk about stabilizer plates the way poets talk about collarbones

And if you laughed while slicing through a nerve cluster?

Pharma would suffer. Intensely

Because he wouldn’t know whether to report you or romance you. You were chaos with a medical license — or more terrifyingly, without one and Pharma, despite his pristine plating and textbook diction, would find himself absolutely, inexplicably, furiously enamored — He’d watch you perform a patch job with a blowtorch and dental floss and feel his spark hiccup

He’d try, really try to hate you but you’d glance up, grinning like a gremlin with a CPR certification, and Pharma would think

“Oh no. I want to kiss them. And then autopsy them. And then kiss them again”

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This is a sample that I think might be a good one, maybe add some internal conflict later

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

ahem so Transformers blushing is canon to Transformers, at least in the Unicron Trilogy. even more specifically TF:Cybertron.

purely because of this scene in Cybertron EP21.

that means...

Megatron can also...

BLUSH.

oh Megatron...

no one can stop me from writing ANY of the Transformers from TF:Cybertron blushing now... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA