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Rango is objectivity the best movie ever created, anyone who says otherwise has either never seen Rango, or has been blessed with the gift of an intellectual capacity of a 1993 apple color printer. Rango won the best animated picture award for 2011, which it whole heartily deserves, but it deserves so much more. 2011 should be heald in reverence as the year this beautiful creation took flight from the silver screen and right into my mind and body. I can only discribe Rango as an ethereal experience that can only be experienced once in a lifetime, leaving you to chase that feeling in all aspects of life and maturing as a person in the process. If all of humanity were to watch Rango, there would be no poverty, there would be no famine, humanity would be enlightened in the way of Rango. We are all children of Rango. That and Johnny Depp is one hot fuking celebrity.

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Fun fact, during the 2nd revolutionary war of the United States, Mac and cheese was declared illigal as it was “inciting harm and or death to fellow members of the United States government”. This law was repealed after the war ended and it was recognized as a constitutional right as the 29th amendment, right after the 28th amendment, the right to engage in rap battles over disputed property.

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He hath utterly destroyed them, he hath delivered them to the slaughter. Their slain shall also be cast out, and their small shall come out from their corpses, and the mountains shall be melted with their blood.