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i wanted to post the full picture but i only have the edit i made where the mom is smoking

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my fave writing reminder

honestly, this phrase has been on my mind more times than i can count. i've kidnapped it, taken it as a hostage with no ransom money because i need it to live permanently in my head.

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It's kind of incredible just how much the Country House Murder Mystery genre is, at its roots, a reaction to WWI and the social change that sprang from it.

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fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

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Uncle I had a dream about you last night!

We were at a wedding in Austria but it was like,,,, the end of the wedding so it was just sad weirdos dancing and drunks at the tables and your friends were like she can’t be Austrian! She’s wearing the wrong shoes! And you were like she’s just quirky chill, she’s totally one of us and I kept quiet because I can’t speak German

Then I left with my boyfriend cuz you were like hey rose let’s go meet up at this cafe I love, so we were like chill we’ll head on ahead and meet up there BUT we didn’t know the correct bus route to take so we ended up waaaaayyyy on the wrong side of the city, so we had to hitchhike back to the cafe and then you were still late

Fin <3

AND THEN I WAS STILL LATE

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Hört auf, "Digga" zu sagen wie ein beschissener Möchtegern-YouTuber aus Frankfurt. Sagt einfach "Hawara" wie ein normaler Mensch.

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It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me

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id be a really good princess in a tower

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anon this ask has been haunting me for days. the amount of times it's been brought up to me. a friend texted me from his grandfather's wedding with this

i mean the stripper thing is a v funny joke and all but ngl you would kill at burlesque

every few months you all are trying to get me into some ridiculous new hobby. first it was HEMA and now it's burlesque

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can somebody who is really good at assassinating please just try their best

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