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I have NO DOUBT that I’m not the first person to say this, but I’m starting to feel like the final fifteen is basically just a Rorschach test for trauma.

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"Aziraphale never chooses Crowley over Heaven."

*cracks knuckles*

Here are seven-and-a-half times when Aziraphale chooses Crowley over Heaven:

Job's Kids - Aziraphale not only goes along with Crowley, he actively pushes Crowley to protect Job's family. He looks the Archangel Fucking Gabriel right in the eye and lies to him, fully prepared to accept the consequences. "Their Side" was born that day.

The Arrangement - The Arrangement is centuries of Aziraphale quietly choosing Crowley and Their Side, lying to Heaven the entire time.

The Photo Swap in 1941 - Aziraphale interferes with Hell's investigation of Crowley, preventing his arrest and punishment, and then harbors him in the book shop that night.

The Holy Water - Aziraphale gives his "hereditary enemy" the primary weapon of his own side, to use for his own protection. It saves Crowley's life.

Nahmaggedon - Aziraphale chooses Crowley and Their Side, actively sabotages Heaven, refuses to be drafted into the War, and stands against his own people with Crowley and Adam.

Protecting Jimbriel - Aziraphale takes a stand against Heaven to harbor a fugitive angel. Once Crowley is on board, they work together to protect Jim and figure out what happened to him. Like with Job's kids, he knowingly breaks the rules to do what's right, which is what Their Side is all about.

The Ball - Aziraphale takes Crowley by the hand and leads him out on to the dance floor in full view of Shax, God, and everybody. It is arguably the first public display of affection between them and it was entirely initiated by Aziraphale.

7.5 - Reaching for Crowley after Gabriel and Beezlebub declare themselves. He does this in front of the archangels and the dukes of Hell, the very people they've been so scared of this entire time. It would have confirmed in their minds the rumors about Aziraphale and Crowley but he wasn't the least bit concerned about that.

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Hello! List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :D

Ooh thanks for the ask 💜

Okay, sooo 5 things off the top of my head:

1. Aerial silks and pole dance

2. Good omens

3. Sunday evenings at my bestie's watching drag race

4. Thunderstorms

5. Baking cakes

@paperclipbean I read yours, so lovely to learn a little more about you, and congrats on starting to write fanfic! I'm excited to read that! <3

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Thanks for the tag @celestialcrowley 💜

Rules: colour the sentences that are true about you ✨

I'm over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don't often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports (I'm gonna count being an aerialist as "playing sports")/ i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i've never dated anyone / i have a best friend i've known for over five years / i am an only child

Tagging (no presh!): @eraserhappy @raining-stars-somewhere-else @paperclipbean @howmanyholesinswisscheese

tagged by @skinnyscottishbloke 💚

tag game! 🥂

rules: color the sentences that are true about you

i'm over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don't often smile / resting bitch face (at work lmao) / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i've never dated anyone / i have a best friend i've known for over five years / i am an only child

Tag, you’re it (but no pressure): @sad-chaos-goblin @ineffabildaddy @tragic-cosmic-magic and anyone else who’d like to play!

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FADE

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Happy birthday Mr #Michaelsheen.

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*crowley imagines what Alpha centauri looks like*

(My fanart btw)

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Aziraphale is literally such a good character. The more I think about him the more I go completely feral. He was specifically created as a warrior to fight and protect. He’s soft and camp and likes feather boas. He’s spent 6000 years acting like he’s the most kind and polite perfect little angel but he’ll fucking destroy you with a single glare. He’s an absolute bitch. His face lights up with the smile of a thousand suns. He’ll kill someone for crêpes with his boyfriend. He lies to God. He needs the biggest hug in the whole world. His standards will NEVER be met. He has travel sweets. He painted his bookshop the colour of his soulmate’s eyes. He’s one bad day away from having a mental breakdown so intense it would explode half the planet. He loves humans so much but if any of them so much as speak to him he’ll require three business days to recuperate. He is THE Southern Pansy. He declared war on Hell because they interrupted the Jane Austen ball he meticulously planned just to dance with his boyfriend. He is so so traumatised and hasn’t experienced a straightforward emotion in his life. He WOULD bite people if he was given the opportunity. He is the most annoying bastard you’ve ever met (affectionate). He can’t speak French.

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It was a bit too much, too soon for Aziraphale. 

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Yes, yes you may! Thank you, love iiit 💜

Perhaps the reason Aziraphale never sleeps is because the one time he gave it a try he had an utterly filthy sex dream about Crowley and the poor thing was so overwhelmed with guilt that he never dared to go to sleep again

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they have their overdue heart to heart, getting their upsets and angers out, cards on the table yada yada BUT aziraphale tells crowley that he loves him, and crowley obviously feels the same way but struggles initially with saying something so vulnerable. and aziraphale immediately understands and just assures him he knows and even if the words never come he will still know, and crowley just goes, "ha, yeah... i s'pose love's rather ineffable like that, y'know?" and aziraphale just stares at him blankly for three seconds and then yanks him in by the slutty tie for a snog that somewhere births a brand new nebula and the bentley immediately gets don't stop me now playing on the aux

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SPRING

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Me, consuming the last of S2: That was devastating. What are you in the mood for now?

My brain: Fanfiction. Quite extraordinary amounts of fanfiction.

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I've just realized that Aziraphale is A) brilliant and B) the very best husband.

I knew that but I just realized a thing that he did that I didn't catch before.

He says they both get plenty of use out of the bookshop because obviously Crowley has been staying there a good bit, probably because it's one of the only places that hell can't grab him from.

Hell can even grab him from his car.

When Aziraphale goes to Edinburgh he insist on taking the Bentley even though the train would be faster. He doesn't just ask to borrow it he insist it is 'our car.' He doesn't just say that it's their shared car, he treats the car like it belongs to him, he changes the color he changes the way it sounds. He makes sure the Bentley is completely attached to him to the point that it follows him and listens to his commands.

That's his car now. We even see that shax has to get permission to enter the car. Even when Aziraphale leaves for heaven the car is still playing his choice of music. And if the car is his in the same way that the book shop is his, he made sure that no one could just grab Crowley from the bentley and drag him to hell again. This is especially important if the bookshop isn't technically Aziraphale's anymore because Crowley would still have a safe space to stay.

Also the fact that they're able to use the Bentley as a walkie-talkie kind of makes me wonder if they're going to be able to use it to communicate later on. They're not talking but they're sending each other messages by what's playing on the radio. They're not talking but Aziraphale knows exactly where Crowley's going. Hopefully to Edinburgh to get that suitcase, Aziraphale probably left in the grave yard. Then hinted to Crowley was a clue.

He is so clever and I love him.

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Eeh actually yeah that's a good point. Picturing him in full sleeping beauty mode in heaven with the metatron getting increasingly irate because he's impossible to awaken and they need to work on the second coming but az is too busy with a different type of coming

Perhaps the reason Aziraphale never sleeps is because the one time he gave it a try he had an utterly filthy sex dream about Crowley and the poor thing was so overwhelmed with guilt that he never dared to go to sleep again

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Perhaps the reason Aziraphale never sleeps is because the one time he gave it a try he had an utterly filthy sex dream about Crowley and the poor thing was so overwhelmed with guilt that he never dared to go to sleep again

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Never forget Aziraphale's reaction when he finally understood how dangerous the evidence Furfur had was and that they were going to take Crowley away from him forever