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"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" ok well i pondered my orb

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Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

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theyre letting me graduate for some fucking reason. Kanata is graduating with me too she deserves it for keeping me alive

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idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

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I'm happy as a lark right now

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dndads but take a shot everytime they either

make a sliders pun

mention fortnite (not counting fourknights the game)

mention tom clancy

mention wikifeet

mention piss

mention david boreaneas’s neck (specifically. his neck)

anthony sighs in unhappiness

anthony cackles in glee

freddie does something power-fantasy adjacent

matt uses the five senses as his dad fact

or any of them do something homoerotic.

good luck! enjoy your alcohol poisoning!

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it's that time of the year again, isn't it?

Prepare your ocs, I'll be fighting on the side of Fossils! (probably)

> my artfight profile <

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baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

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garbonzo

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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

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yknow it is almost cruel that we do not have a glenn close trio album. how do we not have a rock'n'roll christmas cover album by now?? how much money do i need to give freddie for him to sing santa buddy, the sexually charged homophobic AND gay as hell version of santa baby??? how much will it cost for freddie to sing a rock cover of all i want for christmas is you??? i need a glenn close trio version of youre a mean one mr grinch but its glenn roasting jodie. please freddie this all i ask. the druid gave us an album but the BARD DIDNT?????? PLEASE WHY DOES HELL GET TO HEAR THE GLENN CLOSE TRIO BUT WE DONT. WAHHH

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she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

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uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote