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THEORY Aaron Taylor Johnson’s old wife is actually Toni Colette in costume as they’re both working on a long-term, top secret boyhood-esque project about predation and grooming in Hollywood

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Little guys

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The brothels where philosophers hung out but not sexist. Please

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hands down my favourite scene

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How is this real

Sam Hyde’s girlfriend is living in my personal hell and she’s literally helping him reproduce how can we abolish the fucked mind prison that so many women live in

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Sam Hyde’s girlfriend is living in my personal hell and she’s literally helping him reproduce how can we abolish the fucked mind prison that so many women live in

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No matter how objectively terrible or strange a probiotic drink actually tastes I find it delicious. This chocolate kefir is chunky and bitter but it is the greatest thing I’ve ever drank. I know kombucha is gross it is like a vinegar and mucus flavored soda but it tastes so good to me at the same time is it because I took too many antibiotics as a child

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I’m in so much pain

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One of my favorite YouTube videos is where a guy puts the inside of a fleshlight into a jar and sucks the excess air out with a pen and he uses a cucumber to demonstrate the suction but the cucumber gets stuck and he shoves pliers into it to try to get it out I cannot find it I’m gonna freak out

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My favorite thing about YouTube video essays is all the comments and replies that r identical to online class discussion posts

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Dogs can be taught many useful things, but not if we forgive them every time they obey their own nature