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Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

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Chapters: 18/? Fandom: Strange Magic - Fandom Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Butterfly Bog - Relationship, poitionless, Bog King/Marianne (Strange Magic), Dawn/Sunny (Strange Magic) Characters: Bog King (Strange Magic), Marianne (Strange Magic), Dawn (Strange Magic), Sunny (Strange Magic), Griselda (Strange Magic), Sugar Plum Fairy (Strange Magic), Original Characters, Dagda (Strange Magic), Roland (Strange Magic), Thang (Strange Magic), Stuff (Strange Magic), Brutus (Strange Magic) Additional Tags: Hair Salon AU, barber shop au, Swearing, cursing, finding self-worth, business owner, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, boss and employee - Freeform, Shenanigans at the workplace, Eventual Smut, Fluff, Romance, lots of smut later, Kicking bad relationships in the junk, Addicition, self pleasure, total smut Summary:

Marianne Summers inherited the salon from her late mother and recently expanded to bring in more business. But with a bigger salon comes the task of actually hiring stylists.

She feels heartbroken and lost after the loss of her mother, but there was a man--her knight in shining armor--to come to her rescue. Or so she thought.

Betrayed and angry, Marianne remodels her salon and delves into her work, hardly taking time for herself anymore.

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Chapters: 17/? Fandom: Strange Magic - Fandom Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Butterfly Bog - Relationship, poitionless, Bog King/Marianne (Strange Magic), Dawn/Sunny (Strange Magic) Characters: Bog King (Strange Magic), Marianne (Strange Magic), Dawn (Strange Magic), Sunny (Strange Magic), Griselda (Strange Magic), Sugar Plum Fairy (Strange Magic), Original Characters, Dagda (Strange Magic), Roland (Strange Magic), Thang (Strange Magic), Stuff (Strange Magic), Brutus (Strange Magic) Additional Tags: Hair Salon AU, barber shop au, Swearing, cursing, finding self-worth, business owner, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, boss and employee - Freeform, Shenanigans at the workplace, Eventual Smut, Fluff, Romance, lots of smut later, Kicking bad relationships in the junk, Addicition, self pleasure, total smut Summary:

Marianne Summers inherited the salon from her late mother and recently expanded to bring in more business. But with a bigger salon comes the task of actually hiring stylists.

She feels heartbroken and lost after the loss of her mother, but there was a man--her knight in shining armor--to come to her rescue. Or so she thought.

Betrayed and angry, Marianne remodels her salon and delves into her work, hardly taking time for herself anymore.

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Chapters: 16/? Fandom: Strange Magic - Fandom Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Butterfly Bog - Relationship, poitionless, Bog King/Marianne (Strange Magic), Dawn/Sunny (Strange Magic) Characters: Bog King (Strange Magic), Marianne (Strange Magic), Dawn (Strange Magic), Sunny (Strange Magic), Griselda (Strange Magic), Sugar Plum Fairy (Strange Magic), Original Characters, Dagda (Strange Magic), Roland (Strange Magic), Thang (Strange Magic), Stuff (Strange Magic), Brutus (Strange Magic) Additional Tags: Hair Salon AU, barber shop au, Swearing, cursing, finding self-worth, business owner, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, boss and employee - Freeform, Shenanigans at the workplace, Eventual Smut, Fluff, Romance, lots of smut later, Kicking bad relationships in the junk, Addicition, self pleasure, total smut Summary:

Marianne Summers inherited the salon from her late mother and recently expanded to bring in more business. But with a bigger salon comes the task of actually hiring stylists.

She feels heartbroken and lost after the loss of her mother, but there was a man--her knight in shining armor--to come to her rescue. Or so she thought.

Betrayed and angry, Marianne remodels her salon and delves into her work, hardly taking time for herself anymore.

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Chapters: 15/? Fandom: Strange Magic - Fandom Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Butterfly Bog - Relationship, poitionless, Bog King/Marianne (Strange Magic), Dawn/Sunny (Strange Magic) Characters: Bog King (Strange Magic), Marianne (Strange Magic), Dawn (Strange Magic), Sunny (Strange Magic), Griselda (Strange Magic), Sugar Plum Fairy (Strange Magic), Original Characters, Dagda (Strange Magic), Roland (Strange Magic), Thang (Strange Magic), Stuff (Strange Magic), Brutus (Strange Magic) Additional Tags: Hair Salon AU, barber shop au, Swearing, cursing, finding self-worth, business owner, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, boss and employee - Freeform, Shenanigans at the workplace, Eventual Smut, Fluff, Romance, lots of smut later, Kicking bad relationships in the junk, Addicition, self pleasure, total smut Summary:

Marianne Summers inherited the salon from her late mother and recently expanded to bring in more business. But with a bigger salon comes the task of actually hiring stylists.

She feels heartbroken and lost after the loss of her mother, but there was a man--her knight in shining armor--to come to her rescue. Or so she thought.

Betrayed and angry, Marianne remodels her salon and delves into her work, hardly taking time for herself anymore.

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Chapters: 14/? Fandom: Strange Magic - Fandom Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Butterfly Bog - Relationship, poitionless, Bog King/Marianne (Strange Magic), Dawn/Sunny (Strange Magic) Characters: Bog King (Strange Magic), Marianne (Strange Magic), Dawn (Strange Magic), Sunny (Strange Magic), Griselda (Strange Magic), Sugar Plum Fairy (Strange Magic), Original Characters, Dagda (Strange Magic), Roland (Strange Magic), Thang (Strange Magic), Stuff (Strange Magic), Brutus (Strange Magic) Additional Tags: Hair Salon AU, barber shop au, Swearing, cursing, finding self-worth, business owner, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, boss and employee - Freeform, Shenanigans at the workplace, Eventual Smut, Fluff, Romance, lots of smut later, Kicking bad relationships in the junk, Addicition, self pleasure, total smut Summary:

Marianne Summers inherited the salon from her late mother and recently expanded to bring in more business. But with a bigger salon comes the task of actually hiring stylists.

She feels heartbroken and lost after the loss of her mother, but there was a man--her knight in shining armor--to come to her rescue. Or so she thought.

Betrayed and angry, Marianne remodels her salon and delves into her work, hardly taking time for herself anymore.

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Chapters: 21/? Fandom: Strange Magic - Fandom Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bog King/Marianne (Strange Magic), Dawn/Sunny (Strange Magic) Characters: Bog King (Strange Magic), Marianne (Strange Magic), Dawn (Strange Magic), Sunny (Strange Magic), Fairies (Strange Magic), Goblins (Strange Magic), Original Characters, Dagda (Strange Magic), Griselda (Strange Magic) Additional Tags: Fluff, smut later, Romance, Some parts are NSFW, Smut, Violence, lots of new OC characters Summary:

Many things from the past come to light, and not all of it is pretty. Everything seems to be going so well for the creatures of the light fields and the dark forest, until strange things start happening.

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To all the men on tumblr

If your girlfriend tells you that you’re inherently misogynistic, she is not good for you.

If your girlfriend makes you insecure of your appearance, she is not good for you.

If your girlfriend hits you or slaps you out of anger, she is not good for you.

If your girlfriend makes you feel like you are beneath her, she is not good for you.

If your girlfriend pressures you to perform sex acts even tho you tell her you don’t want to, she is not good for you.

If your girlfriend make sexist jokes about men but takes offense to jokes about women, she is a hypocrite. She is not good for you.

If your girlfriend makes you afraid of making her mad, she is not good for you.

This has been a PSA. Girls you are worth it but men are worth it too.

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Weeds!!

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3:12 a.m., a cold brisk night, her voice whispering in your ear, her arms snaked around your quivering body: Do we thank God for the stars, or do the stars thank God for us?

8:12 a.m., on your way to school watching people drift like corpses side by side, your colours blending in a sea of vastness: The world is such a scary place to live in.

10:28 p.m., her body snugged to yours, a blanket thrown over the both of you, her hair tingling in your nape when she whispers her stories to you: Sometimes a story is just the aftermath of a tragedy.

9:02 p.m., cans of soda clicking against each other, laughter filling your ears when you snuck back into your room with her hand heavy in yours: With you, I am not afraid of the dark anymore.

1:01 a.m., lying deathly still on the roof of your home, hands intertwined and eyes up to the starless blanket: We remind me of that gruesome crime scene on the news last night.

11:44 p.m., lying alone in your bed, frost biting at your cheeks from the open window, tears long dried: Forever isn’t for everyone.

- Forever | r.m - published in Fragments

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Haha that’s awesome. It’s kind of funny, cuz they’re from The Twin Ports, Duluth, MN and Superior, WI. I um, ahem, live there :) I think it’s absolutely amazing that they won gold.

(via alexissantoraaa)

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Thang: "Sire! Sire! Urgent news from the mushrooms!"

Bog: "What is it?"

Thang: "Ahem...'the mean otters poke'!"

Bog: "What?"

Thang: "Uh, or maybe it was, 'the lean plotters smoke'!"

Bog: "..."

Thang: "Or, um...'the green swatter's oak?"

Bog: "Oh, fer peat's sake!" [stomps away]

Stuff: "Why do you always screw that up?"

Thang: "Hey, don't blame me! I was just trying to make better sense of what those mushrooms actually said."

Stuff: "Why? What did they actually say?"

Thang: "Heh, they said 'the queen's water broke'! Isn't that the craziest thing you've ever heard? Water can't break, it's not a solid! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!"

Stuff: 😨

Thang: "...what?"

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this is so great. fuck toxic masculinity. we need something like this stateside (x) | follow @this-is-life-actually

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@ophelia-pain omg you are amazing. Like, I don’t know if I’m crying or laughing at your comment right now.

Cheetah Girls and Lemonade Mouth really make better music than Taylor Swift if we are being honest..

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