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im making a sad attempt at staying off social media bc it's addicting, but i just dont know who else I'd complain to about the absolutely ridiculous cost of trash cans. why of all fucking things is a big plastic bucket like 40 euros????

i would say i understand for like the ones with cool technology or whatever, but i still don't, bc simply seeing a hand wave in front of something and that triggering like a single mechanism is not at all new technology why would it be over a 100 euros??

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How we weigh an octopus!

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i just watched across the spiderverse (i know criminally late) and uh all the hype about this movie and somehow i completely missed how this movie litterally ended in a CLIFFHANGER???????

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me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

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why cant gay ppl just say i love you wtf is you are the mongoose i want under the house when the snakes slither by

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"but you need gender labels! what if someone asks?" ill lie to them. i'll lie to them all. Everyone will have contradictory views on my gender and it will be beautiful.

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Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual.

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Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

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Genuinely would love a flat share between Alfred, Karl and Shahara living in 2023, can you imagine Shahara carrying all the braincells while trying to manage the rest of them while they try to figure out how to work out a microwave a tv, clothes and everything else that would be confusing for them

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me and my bestie/colleague (from another time)

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You can tell Elias Mannix was a teenager in the 2020s cause he loudly states disclaimers before doing anything that could be perceived as offensive and used in a callout post

"Just for the record I am killing you because you interfere with my evil plans and NOT!!! because I am homophobic 💖 #ally #loveislove"

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diversity win the evil dictator supports gay people

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A master post of Thomas Romain’s art tutorials.

There’s not enough space to post all of them, SO here’s links to everything he has posted (on twitter) so far : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12. 

Now that new semesters have started, I thought people might need these. Enjoy your lessons!

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Claudia Durastanti, Strangers I Know / NBC’s Hannibal (2013-2015)

"Every crime of yours feels like one I am guilty of. Not just Abigail's murder, every murder stretching backward and forward in time. Freeing yourself from me and me freeing myself from you, they are the same. We're conjoined."

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I like explaining Hannibal to my friends. Like yeah, Will fucked a lesbian. Then that lesbians creepy brother put her uterus in a pig. Then her and her future wife fed him to his pet eel. Yeah this is a serious show, why do you ask?