new bio time! >19 years old >non binary(???) >hopelessly in love with someone too good for me >kinda asexual? starting to doubt it. >still love cars and weed, but now I also love lumina 😔. >broke ass trade school student but fuck it we ball.
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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please more teeth 🥺.
I was having a lot of fun watching paint dry outside. I was getting really excited too as it dried. but you had to just say something, didn’t you? 😒
You know what for disturbing me I’m going to give you something bad on purpose. 😌

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Shout out to the next generation of yuri warriors
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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks
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tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut
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Hi! You want me to die for being a Californian male?
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find it so funny how when i look at others posts and go "10k to me. you cooked" a lot of the time it works but when i look at my own and go "damn i cooked" it's 10 notes and a piece of lint
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When you first heard the phrase "shuffled off this mortal coil," what did you think the word "coil" was referring to? Wondering if I was the only one who misunderstood it.
The world
One's own body
Something else
I honestly have no idea
#i always thought it was shuffling off your life like clothes?#like your ghost/soul taking off your body like a work uniform at the end of a long day
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Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy
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Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape
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tumblr should have an ” i feel u” button on posts
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If I work at a job where I get piss tested yeah I'm gonna fuckin complain about someone sparking up next to me
I don't, and personally don't care, but it's a major dick move in a crowd, where people don't want to smell it or potentially get canned if they happen to fuck up the next day at work


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Jokes on yall most of my Google docs are filled with slurs and random characters (normally not accessable) I keep so I can copy paste them into conversations
Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.
If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.
Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.
Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.
I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.
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