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There was a visible wince as she pushed and prodded at his arguement. He was content to stare at his feet as he shuffled around, trying to look vaguely preoccupied. Her eyes could be likened to lasers, and the carefully practised expression -complete with a quirked brow- had started to feel a little too familiar by now.

“You know what? It doesn’t matter,”

Will craned his neck slightly in order to see the headline better. His eyebrows were almost meeting in the middle, surely she knew something about it. It was too much of a coincidence, regardless of how little he wanted to believe it. There was something going on.

“Elizabeth, apparently. You happen to know a Felix?” He laughed it off, shrugging his shoulders and carefully tucking the paper under his arm. The wrong time to approach the subject, perhaps.

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 “Don’t think you’re getting away with it that easily”

"Please don't hate me."

“What the hell did you do?”

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1. State your name: Makenzie 2. State the name that your parents almost named you: Storm, like the X men character. I wish I was joking  3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? Both of my brothers 4. What was your first job? I worked in a lil bakery  5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? No, thankfully. 6. Do you miss your ex? HAHAHAHAHAH EX. You guys crack me up  7. White chocolate or dark chocolate? Dark.  8. Do people praise you for your looks? Not particularly 9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Red 10. How do you wear your makeup?  I do special effects make up, so 11. What are some of your nicknames? Alex, yonk, deirdre  12. How many bedrooms are in your house? Two 13. How many bathrooms? One 14. Do you have a job? Hell yea 15. Do you have a car? Nope 16. Do you work out every week?  HA 17. Did you brush your teeth this morning? yearp 18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? No 19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? Absolutely not  20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? Usually board shorts and a bikini top idk 21. Do you like your eyes? Eh [wiggly hand gesture] 22. Do you think you are pretty? Eh [More hand gestures] 23. Who was the last person you talked to in person?  MADDIE 24. How much money is in your checking account? liek £100 and something  25. Are you single? ha, yeah, sort of  26. Do you want kids? No way  27. Tell me what your back pack looks like: It’s denim. I love denim 29. Last movie you saw in theatres: Age of Ultron

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"Please don't hate me."

“What the hell did you do?”

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hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear

Send one of these to my muse and they'll react to having it whispered in their ear. It's a mix of fluff, angst, and nsfw.

"I'm going to kill you."

"You're mine, and mine alone."

"No one's gonna harm you."

"Stay away from me."

"Watch your back."

"Kiss me or kill me, the choice is yours."

"I'm going to make you tremble."

"I love you."

"I hate you."

"By the time I'm done with you the whole block is going to know my name."

"What's that? Cat got your tongue?"

"If you don't leave right now I'm going to kick your ass."

"I want you, now."

"I need you."

"You can't touch me."

"Promise me you'll be gentle."

"You don't make the demands here."

"Stop me if you hate me so much."

"I'm going to tear you inside out."

"Say my name."

"Stay with me, please."

"Don't leave."

"You're the best thing I have."

"Please don't hate me."

"You're all I have left."

"Say that you love me, please I need to hear it."

"Just leave I don't need you."

"Hope is a lie."

"I want to have your babies."

"I want you to have my babies."

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important ship question: who wears the “if found, please return to [name]” shirt and who wears the “i am [name]” shirt

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TFLN Sentence Starters (Part 3)

[TEXT] Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.

[TEXT] Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...

[TEXT] You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.

[TEXT] I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season

[TEXT] Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.

[TEXT] The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath

[TEXT] The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.

[TEXT] Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots

[TEXT] 2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo

[TEXT] When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want

[TEXT] I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.

[TEXT] The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow

[TEXT] I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft

[TEXT] I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok

[TEXT] Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.

[TEXT] My ass is underappreciated

[TEXT] I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro

[TEXT] Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.

[TEXT] I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire

[TEXT] I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.

[TEXT] Just put me in your contacts as coyote

[TEXT] You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks

[TEXT] Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?

[TEXT] Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I

[TEXT] Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw

[TEXT] Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?

[TEXT] It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.

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Terrible Pick-Up Lines Meme

"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."

"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"

"Hey, want to play house? I could be the door, and you could slam me all night long."

"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

"I do floors, doors, windows, and you."

"I wish you were a screen door, so I can slam you all day long."

"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Is that crotch sweat, or are you just happy to see me?"

"If I was a skateboard and you were a ramp, I would grind you all night."

"If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you."

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"

"I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!"

"Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked."

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, 'Fuck it'."

"My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it."

"Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw."

"That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

"Wanna play some football? We can both be skins."

"What are you doing tonight? Besides me?"

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

"You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you."

"You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside of you."

"You must not have air conditioning because I'm your fan and you're turning me on."

"You remind me of my pink toe; you're small, you're cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight."

"You wanna go skinny dipping in my water bed?"

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♚

Send in a symbol and I’ll write a drabble of one of my muse’s memories.

♚ — a memory of something paranormal

The pitter patter of tiny footsteps fell in the hall outside. They sounded like they were running up and down. Will could have sworn he heard a laugh belonging to a child.

Strange. There weren't any kids in the building. 

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♣

Send in a symbol and I’ll write a drabble of one of my muse’s memories.

♣ — a fading memory 

It was dark, the ground coated in a thick layer of frost. The tip of his nose was red and raw, whether afflicted by the sudden severity of this year’s particularly harsh winter, or the coarse texture of the sleeve that the boy had been wiping his nose on for the last hour. A figure shovelled frozen dirt into a shallow grave with laboured breathing. The hole couldn't have been more than a foot deep. Someone precious to the boy. A friend. The woman watched on from the kitchen, she'd never really liked the animal anyway. 

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past experiences help shape who we are currently, how we see the world. Send in a symbol and I’ll write a drabble of one of my muse’s memories. 

❥ — a childhood memory ♣ — a fading memory ✂ — a vivid memory ✖ — a repressed memory ✈ — an eye-opening memory ✤ — a memory that involves romance/love ☤ — a memory of death/loss ✍ — a memory of their mother ☽ — a memory of their father ♘ -- a memory of their sibling(s) ✌ — a memory of a relative ↕ — a memory that may or may not have happened ♚ — a memory of something paranormal ✓ — a sexual memory ♬ — a friend/best friend memory

memory meme.

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Scary monsters  (◡‿◡✿)

People turning into scary monsters (⊙‿⊙✿)

People turning into scary monsters and suffering from crippling crises of identity while struggling to maintain their sense of self worth and convince people not to be scared of them (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

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Will craned his neck slightly in order to see the headline better. His eyebrows were almost meeting in the middle, surely she knew something about it. It was too much of a coincidence, regardless of how little he wanted to believe it. There was something going on.

“Elizabeth, apparently. You happen to know a Felix?” He laughed it off, shrugging his shoulders and carefully tucking the paper under his arm. The wrong time to approach the subject, perhaps.

“Anyone would think you were ignoring me. I wonder why,” Will muttered, leaning back against the doorframe, and examining the paper in his hand. Come on, it was clearly a mock up or a school project. Great grandma or something? Either way, it was impossible, end of story. 

“The girl in this newspaper looks a bit like you,” He mused, knowing that ‘a bit’ was quite possibly the biggest understatement of the century. They were practically twins.

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I MEAN IDK WE COULD CO-PARENT BUT DON’T DO IT

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AT LEAST NOT ANY TIME SOON

CALM YOURSELF MC HAMBURGER

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WHEN UR OTP DOES THE AFFECTION THING

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