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You should probably check your vacuum for if it's a wet-vac or a dry-vac before vacuuming up water with it

so true

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Safety officer Wizardmon says: Do not start crossing the street while traffic is still flowing

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Safety officer Wizardmon says: Put enrichment in your enclosure

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Safety officer Wizardmon says: Reduce Reuse Recycle

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Safety officer Wizardmon says: Never enter flood water, even if it seems shallow. Especially if it's moving

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Safety officer Wizardmon says: lower speed in rainy conditions

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As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore

Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people

I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history

You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again

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a secret they dont tell you is that you dont need to have a set time and place for exercise. sure going to the gym is gonna give you a more dedicated workout but like if you're physically able to you can just jog on the spot while your food is cooking. brushing your teeth? do a couple of squats. sometimes i drop to the floor and plank until my arms hurt and then go on with my day. if you live a sedentary lifestyle its better than nothing.

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Safety officer Wizardmon says: use bugspray and spray sunscreen outside and away from others

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Safety officer Wizardmon says: Don't spray bug repellent on or around tents, it will destroy the water-proofing

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also. this is gross. but i'm quitting smoking and what no one tells you is that for awhile, i saw some ppl online saying up to a year even, that means you're just hacking up like mucus encased tar. cuz apparently there's these hair like things called cilia in your lungs that slowly move stuff upward so you're able to cough it out, and smoking like. 24/7 365 for the past 5 years had my cilia all fucked up, so now it's finally coming back online and being like holy shit you need this out of here NOW.

anyways don't smoke kids. smoking weed is still smoking and your lungs hate it. fuck vaping too. just eat a gummy or make your flower into a delightful little tea this shit sucks so bad yall

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Safety officer Wizardmon says: Spin-Kick your Enemies!

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Safety officer Wizardmon says: Do not open links from unknown emails

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Hey. So.

Safety Officer Me says if you're walking your dog near cars either leash them up or pay SO MUCH ATTENTION TO THEM!!!

Sincerely, the person that pulled into a parking lot and immediately had a dog run at the front of my car from my blind spot while the owner was on their phone

(The dog is okay. The dog was not hit. The dog was blissfully unaware of the two-ton death machine braking in front of it)