safireinakettle
safireinakettle
Raccoon screams into the void, void screams back
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Saffy/Saf | He/They Been funkying around since 1285 October 6
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safireinakettle · 2 days ago
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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .
for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...
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safireinakettle · 2 days ago
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roads in june
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let's tell mama about my first day at school
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safireinakettle · 2 days ago
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i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog
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safireinakettle · 2 days ago
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breathing water
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safireinakettle · 2 days ago
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they’re everything to me hello
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THAT POSTER LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A ROMANCE NOVEL COVER AND ITS FOR A FUCKING KFC COLLAB????
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dude
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safireinakettle · 2 days ago
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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"
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safireinakettle · 2 days ago
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Next up on the Stardew comic agenda: Shane gets bullied into compliance.
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Comic Masterlist
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safireinakettle · 2 days ago
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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riv 2 riv communication
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Pride and Prejudice 🥀
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it was worth a try
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