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has this been done yet ? is this meme still funny?

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convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

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i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so

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Avon snail perfume bottle, 1970's

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leave me alone cant you see im busy listening to my collection of burgundy financial dynasty junk electronica

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If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

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clearly sos ascended because she smoked too much zaza and experienced ego death

happy pride everyone

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[Watcher big spoiler]

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hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone

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you have to be around asexual perverts it’s good for your health

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they’ll call her a villain for the most sane view of thinking children should stay alive and be with their families. i love you ms rachel

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Imagine walking for miles in the dead of night, heart pounding, every step toward a place where death might meet you before a loaf of bread. You press forward anyway, because your children are hungry, and you have no other choice. Around you are thousands of others—just as desperate, just as determined. A single mistake, a single step too far, and you could be shot.

All of this—for a bag of beans and a bag of pasta.

Image: (Top) Hossam sent us a picture of the only aid he was able to receive a few days ago: a bag of beans and a bag of pasta. (Bottom) S recent image of Hossam and little nine month old Habiba.

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Story written by @rumiandroses

This is what Hossam Al-Qazzaz, a father in Gaza, endures just to feed his family.

Every few days, Hossam risks his life to reach an American aid distribution site near the seaside. To even get there, he must leave his home around 2:00 a.m., walk over 14 kilometers, and gather within a one-kilometer radius with thousands of others. As dawn breaks, American soldiers set off fireworks—a signal for the crowd to run the final kilometer. People shove, sprint, and scream in a chaotic stampede. IDF soldiers open fire at those who cross the perimeter. Hossam describes it as a scene from a jungle: desperation, chaos, and fear.

Images: Thousands of starving people rush aid centers in Gaza. Many are shot, just trying to get food for their families. Source

Only the fastest and strongest make it to the food. Those who are weaker, or who are further down the distribution line go home empty-handed. Often, the parcels are snatched away by others, and conflicts break out with knives and sharp weapons. Sometimes, Hossam makes it out with something small—this week, just a bag of beans and a bag of pasta. Other times, he returns with nothing but his life.

"I’m just glad I came back alive," he wrote to us, after his most recent trip to the aid center left him empty-handed.

The situation is only growing more dangerous. Aid is scarce, the crowds hoping to receive the aid are massive, and Israeli forces often fire on civilians trying to reach food. Hossam and his wife Hanan live in constant fear for their own lives, as well as for their children’s safety. They are fighting an uphill battle just to provide food for their children, from posting about their situation constantly on platforms that keep banning them due to “community guidelines” violations (apparently posting about the severity of their situation is a ban-able offense) to doing everything they can to find food in their area, like going to the aid center.

Please, if you are able, donate to help Hossam and his family, so they can buy food and water without having to risk death to get it. And if you cannot donate, please share this post. Gaza does not need more silence—it needs action.

You can donate to the Al-Quzzaz family's GoFundMe campaign here:

The Al-Qazzaz family's fundraiser has been vetted by @gazavetters, and is (#287) and on their list of verified fundraising campaigns.

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These days are very difficult for me as a pregnant woman. I haven't eaten anything for four weeks except bread. The price of flour has reached $1,000 and the price of the injections that the doctor said I should use daily has reached $500. I swear that I am afraid of losing my child due to the lack of food and my inability to buy bread and injections. Please, you are my only hope. He is my first child 🥹

Unfortunately, when I went to the doctor today, I saw many pregnant women suffering from malnutrition and lack of medications. The doctor examined them and told them that there were deformities in their babies. Please, I am a first-time mother and I do not want to lose my child 😭😭😭

The bombing and siege are still ongoing in Gaza.

I ask for your support in sharing my story on your pages and donating to me.😭😭

To donate click here👇🔗

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #425 )✅️🇵🇸

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You do not have to be Palestinian to defend our cause and rights. You must simply be human.🥹

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you cannot talk about the homophobic murder of jonathan joss without including in the conversation that he is indigenous.

american indian men are at the 2nd highest risk of death by murder compared to all other ethnic groups. in their lifetimes, 82% of native men report having experienced domestic violence. yet the overwhelming majority of perpetrators are non-natives (88% of native men and 92% of native women who reported violence said their attacker was non-native). what’s more, tribal governments are often stymied in their attempts to bring justice against non-natives, meaning that many of these cases go unresolved.

this was an intersectional attack. the fact that he is indigenous matters, even if the motivation was homophobic, because it made him even more vulnerable and disposable in the eyes of his killer.

as always, look into MMIWP to learn more, and speak up for us. miigwetch, take care

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Just a few of my pretentious "death hills" where I just cannot help but be un-fun and spoil the joke for people:

Pluto should not, in fact, be classified as a "planet" and with even a basic understanding of astronomy, it's pretty obvious why

Actual professional historians in the 21st century generally don't have an issue with recognizing historical figures as LGBTQ+; this misconception comes from confusing the content of Wikipedia articles (largely edited by dilettantes with no academic training in history) or high school history classes (which generally don't go into individuals' personal lives because they can't cover everything!) for what academics do - and the joke is honestly kind of anti-intellectual and not funny?

Music isn't a universal language (it's neither universal nor a language), and the idea that it is has a gross, imperialistic history

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helen “trans people are perpetuating gender steriotypes” joyce is now upset that the scientific american is writing about how women were hunters too back in the day, not just mothers and caretakers. feminist win!