sagechan
sagechan
The Major God Of Angst In The Pantheon Of Feels
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I'm Sage and it's gay volleyball timeFanfic | 18+ | AO3: the_ruined_earth_sagelord
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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I love when singers think maybe their song requires a little prerequisite information so they just cover it real fast so everyone’s on the same page. I love that TLC opens No Scrubs quickly reviewing exactly what a scrub is and when ABBA was like “just in case you didn’t know, famed 19th century militant ruler Napoleon Bonaparte was defeated in the battle of Waterloo. We though perhaps not everyone would know that. Alright, so moving on to my love life, which is similar to that actually,”
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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shipping two characters not in a romantic way and not in a platonic way but in a secret third way
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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*Based on a true story 😂
I think Scout is the type to use tape to fix her saber as long as it works, much to the horror of the fellow padawans!!!
✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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rip Narcissus, you would have loved flexing in the mirror at the gym
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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chappell roan doesn't need to "get a pr manager" you bitches need to grow a spine and gain some critical thinking skills
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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i was cleaning up my desktop and i found this lil drawing from maybe a month ago i never finished, so i just cropped it and added my signature gsjefsk
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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you will never deserve the self hatred and self loathing you subject yourself to. you are deserving of your own love and compassion and forgiveness.
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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our favorite mad sorcerer! he’s deciding how to execute you ❤️
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Hakoda’s entire crew excited to see Sokka and immediately start teasing him over how much he’s grown warms my heart
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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sagechan · 9 months ago
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i genuinely don't care how good a piece of ai generated art or writing looks on the surface. i don't care if it emulates brush strokes and metaphor in a way indistinguishable from those created by a person.
it is not the product of thoughtful creation. it offers no insights into the creator's life or viewpoint. it has no connection to a moment in time or a place or an attitude. it has no perspective. it has no value.
it's empty, it's hollow, and it exists only to generate clicks (and by extension, ad revenue.)
it's just another revolting symptom of the disease that is late stage capitalism, and it fucking sucks.
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