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The athletic knows what theyre talking about

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it really kills me that basically every footballing opinion about pippo is like "this guy was a BUM NO pace NO skills always FLOPPING PURE LUCK IDIOT CLUMSY OFFSIDE .. 47283782 goals"

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not to be frankfurt on main

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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

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a white tank top is lingerie but they dont want you to know this

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every word out of guillermo del toro’s mouth is the most hardcore thing i’ve ever heard and he says it all so casually like he doesn’t even realize how much of a gothic visionary he is 

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always so scary to remember catholics actually believe all of that and it's not just a crazy sex thing

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(touching your open wound) damn you’re so wet

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F1 AGE GAP YAOI SUMMER TOURNAMENT: QUARTER-FINALS

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all animals have a place in the ecosystem and that includes humans and im sick of encountering edgelords who say the earth would be better off if we were wiped out. you wanna mess things up for every species that has adapted to live alongside us? as far as i can tell our existance is pretty intertwined with the world we live in, and caring about animals should include caring about humans because we're also animals. so we should probably focus on doing good with the resources we have instead of fantasizing about a big nuclear reset button. you sound like a pokémon villain.

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i would beg to disagree but begging disagrees with me

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like please understand that when george stood in his tiny suit with his tiny powerpoint presentation in toto's regular-sized office—after going into a club underage because toto was there and he wanted to ask toto for his email address by the way—junior academies were not, at that point, really a thing. red bull had discovered very recently that the children long for the mines, and had exploited this to the tune of 4 world championships (seb) and one mental breakdown turned malevolent ghost which has killed 3 of the aforementioned miner children and will kill again (mark). by 2016-2017, the other teams had only recently started scraping together the exploitable children that were left

george russell is not. please pause while i breathe heavily. thank you. okay, george russell is not toto wolff's latest disposable boytoy. please think this through! as though lewis was a boytoy (a man toto has repeatedly described as his spouse who tragically divorced him). as though nico was a boytoy (if anything, nico was a barbie whose face michael schumacher drew on with sharpie). as though there was anyone prior to george russell at mercedes who occupied the role george russell occupies now

i understand how fun it is to mentally push george out of the nest like a little baby bird next to a cuckoo. genuinely i do, and i also do this mentally all the time. we all love to imagine george russell squawking. it's one of his major talents.

furthermore i was not granted a human body and a mortal life so i could use them to defend the idea that toto wolff likes george russell* (*though it would behoove some of you to reread his "max and george would be like prost and senna" quote a couple of times and open your hearts and minds to the possibility that the future is, frankly, more interesting than "omg max verstappen will cause a twentieth child to experience ego death", though far be it from me to suggest something new should happen to max verstappen at any point.)

but i will not have people suggesting that what george russell is, i mean the role george russell occupies, is not mercedes' Person We Created To Have Someone To Whom Age Gap Yaoi Could Happen. there are such things as facts and the facts were these: when mercedes was inventing having a child, they had him. "toto wanted it to be max, though" yes, but then, it wasn't. i mean on an actual historical level of "when mercedes combined carbon fiber and silver paint and niki lauda's spit and the philosopher's stone and shook them up, what happened", george was the homunculus that climbed out of the flask. he is the closest mercedes has ever come or will ever come to someone who believes, ferrari-style, that the organization is bigger than the man. the organization is mercedes amg petronas formula 1 team, so that's not true. however, here we are.

also, i know we all know this but i'm saying it again, the morning lewis came over to tell toto about ferrari, george was sleeping at toto's house. can everyone please get real

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we don't thank mourinho enough for this. If I couldn't quote this daily I'd explode

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They’re talking about you, not to you.

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max if he had a time machine 😪