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krisis giving you pet names

ofc they'd call you whatever you prefer but these would be their go-tos. technically not a part of the what you call them series but i wouldn’t be opposed to a krisis and what they call you post

there's some french in here. i'm pretty sure the genders in the language are just grammatical, so it should apply to all reader genders/be gender neutral as usual. thanks to my mystake friend for the help, but if there's any errors let me know xx

tags: gender neutral reader, established relationship, fluff, slightly possessive language in vanta's entry, french pet names + translations, pda, brief suggestive content, a bit of gender in vanta's entry but it should still apply to everyone regardless of gender

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🧻 Vezalius Bandage

his affectionate names are smooth as hell

they roll off the tongue easily and confidently

most of the time it's an interjection in his sentences, so casual you almost don't register it

"it will take about half an hour to get there, mon beauté, so let's leave in fifteen minutes"

"i'm sorry what"

"did i say something, beauty?"

he likes saying pet names offhandedly so he can play innocent

especially since he jumps between the french pronunciation beauté and the english form beauty often to keep you on your toes

if you're taken aback by them he becomes even more of a tease, and won't let up until you admit you like it

when zali's feeling a lot more romantic he'll call you love

it's reserved for late nights, moments of vulnerability, when he can't hold back his feelings

love is rare, but it just makes it all the sweeter to hear. it's always the first thing you hear when you reunite with him after a trip

he likes to call you love when he’s on top of you

and when he's underneath instead, you become my love

when someone’s being mischievous bunny makes an appearance

expect to hear it whenever you're playfully bickering, playing footsie, whatever

whenever you steal food from zali's plate you jokingly call it "the bunny tax"

"hey, don't take my fries."

"it's the bunny tax."

"you have your own rabbit food, though—

"wait, bunny, you're still eating mine!"

another casual name for you is tresór

when you're spending a social evening with friends together, once the party's winding down, he'll lean in closer to you and whisper, "tresór, would you like to go home?"

"mm, kinda."

"let's get you there, then."

"yeah..."

one of your mutual friends notices you and zali whispering together. "something the matter?"

"oh, don't worry, my treasure is just a bit tired." you and zali bid everyone goodbye, even though you feel a little fuzzy at zali just saying the english translation of your name for everyone to hear

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🔪 Vantacrow Bringer

he’s not exactly clingy but he loves mentioning your relationship

so instead of a pet name, he usually calls you my reader

it's because he loves saying your name

yet he loves reminding everyone who you belong to

when he talks about you you’re almost always my man, my girl, my baby, that one’s mine

despite that he’s not immune to it himself

when you call him mine it’s like cupid picked up a sniper rifle

his brain fully short circuits

he lets slip a wide-eyed "wait, i'm yours?"

and when you confirm it, heart-eyed. he giggles. "that means you're mine too."

vanta isn't very creative with pet names, so baby is his go-to

he knows it's kind of a "basic" name but that's the reason he likes it

it's so easy to insert it into conversation!

and everyone knows what you mean to him the second he calls you baby

besides, the real reason he says it is so he can call you my baby

and in moments of warmth, darling

he just has this suave, sultry intonation when he calls you darling, like the r&b songs he likes to sing

if you show ANY weakness he WILL use that whenever he wants to persuade you

"darling, can we buy this?"

"darling, i want that..."

"but my darling, it would make me so happy."

do NOT be convinced otherwise, this man WILL beg and plead the second he gets an opening

despite that he really does want to spoil his significant other

so when he feels most intimate, he wants to treat you like royalty

you're his sweet prince. his little princess. he'll even call you his royal highness

and sure, it's a little corny when you put it like that, but he tries to make sure the tenderness of the moment outweighs how much of a cheeseball he is at heart

the best part is how reverent he says it

you really are the ruler of his heart as a prince, a princess

your royal highness doesn't even begin to cover it how whipped he is for you

like a knight to a ruler he's always at your royal highness' beck and call, and he knows it

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🥽 Yu Q. Wilson

getting pet names from this guy is rare

he’s easily flustered by them… he rarely goes for pda

even when you’re alone he refers to you by your name just because it's comfortable

which means his cheeks always glow pink whenever he calls you honey

it's hard to slip honey into bickering so it only comes out when he's feeling romantic

and then willy gets flustered by THAT so it always comes out like

"just stay with me for now. h-honey."

out of all the krisis guys he's the shyest about being cute and affectionate

which is hilarious because everything he feels about you is cute...

and affectionate...

more casual than honey is sweetie

you become sweetie whenever he wants your attention, relaxed, or in some cases, whenever he's getting frustrated

at first it seems like it might be sarcastic or biting whenever he calls you sweetie during an argument

"sorry, it's—i'm gonna say it. it's what you mean to me, alright?" he admits once you've both cooled down and talked it out. "i call you sweetie because i don't want to forget how important you are to me even when i'm getting all—"

he gestures wildly, struggling to think of the words without calling himself a dickhead. "i only get pissed off in the moment. i like how calling you that reminds me that i should be paying attention to your feelings, too."

during lighthearted bickering, though, he'll call you cutie!

you're a cutie whenever you make him laugh

yes, you can tell willy has a thing for nicknames that end in syrupy "y" sounds

yes, you can tease him over that too, cutie, and figure out what makes him call you honey or sweetie instead while you're getting him all blushy

he just wants to call you the most adorable things, it just makes sense

it's even harder for him to admit this too, but he kind of likes the feeling of a Super Cool Guy™️ like him using sappy pet names, it's a little embarrassing...

still pales in comparison to what he calls you in french: mon petit chou chou

it's a very old-fashioned name, and it doesn't even have a good translation in english

whenever he calls you mon petit chou chou, you can always call him my little cabbage cabbage in return to mess with him

there aren't even petits choux in canada??

he doesn't even eat petits choux????

doesn't change the fact that whenever he speaks french, you can't understand most of what he's saying, but nothing perks you up like hearing him mention petit chou

he still hasn't realized his chou chou is always on his mind no matter the language

but man, can you hear it in his voice

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✧. ┊ masterpost ✧. ┊ kofi

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lucien teases you (affectionate)

gn reader x lucien lunaris, luci teasing you, established relationship, soft, oneshot, got inspo based off this tweet lul enjoy this short scribble

you’d always known luci was the type to turn every little thing into a show. didn’t matter if it was a quick kiss, a sweet gesture, or just something he wanted to share—he always made it dramatic, like life was his stage, and you were the lucky audience. honestly, you didn’t mind. it was just another part of him that made your heart flutter, even when you pretended to roll your eyes at it.

“baaaaaby~!!” you heard his familiar sing-song voice before you even saw him. the door clicked shut, and there he was, grocery bags in hand, his face lighting up the second he saw you. you didn’t know it, but he’d spent the last hour picking out all your favorite snacks, his way of silently saying i know you’ve had a tough day.

“where were you..” you muttered, dragging yourself off the couch, already feeling a little lighter just seeing him. you wrapped your arms around him in a lazy hug, your cheek resting against his chest. he pulled you in closer, his arms a warm cocoon around you, one hand stroking your hair in slow, comforting movements.

“i’m sorry, mi amor” he said softly, the words almost vibrating against you as you listened to the steady thrum of his heartbeat. “i just had a couple errands to run, but i’m here now, yeah?”

you tilted your head up to look at him, catching that familiar, heart-melting smile that made you feel like you were the only thing in the world that mattered to him. you tried to fight it, but a small smile tugged at your lips anyway, and he noticed immediately, his own grin widening in response.

“what’d you get?” you asked, curiosity creeping into your voice as you stepped back. he crouched down to grab the grocery bag but paused, tilting his head with that devilish little smirk you’d come to know all too well. “wouldn’t you like to know?”, you narrowed your eyes at him, “i know you’ve been in a bad mood all day,” he said, his voice softer now, “so i went out and got your favorite snacks…”

your heart swelled at the thought, a warmth spreading through your chest. “aww, luci…” you started, your voice soft with gratitude. but he wasn’t done. “—as a reward for me having to put up with your moody ass!”

“HEY!” you yelped, swatting at him with zero actual force as he burst into laughter, his whole face lighting up with that playful energy you adored. before you could even fake being mad, he pulled you back into his arms, holding you tight against him.

“i’m kidding, i’m kidding,” he said, still laughing as he buried his face in your hair. “it’s all for you, love. every single bit of it.”

you leaned back just enough to look up at him, your lips curling into a smirk. “thank you, luci. but seriously, you really love keeping me on edge, huh?”

he tilted his head, that familiar mischievous glint in his eyes as he leaned down, his face just inches from yours. “and i’ll keep you dancing on the edge of my love, because there’s nothing more beautiful than watching you fall into me.”

your breath hitched, and you felt a rush of warmth creeping up your neck to your cheeks. “you're so unfair...” you mumbled, trying to look anywhere but at him, though the soft smile tugging at your lips gave you away.

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hehe, this was such an old draft oml i forgot i had this ANYWAY! enjoy this luci oneshot, i recommend to listen to blue by yung kai while reading this bc i did while writing and it made this writing sound 10x more soft :)!!

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hi everyone... laughs nervously

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visual of nijisanji en’s sharehouse voice-pack

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sorry for the inactivity everyone!

im still on a writer's block unfortunately but i will still reblog fics !!

thank u for being patient <3

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otsupen! congrats on your 3d 🐧😭

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claude is back🥹💜

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hello my readers and writers!

im sorry i havent been writing recently, the past couple of weeks have been pretty hectic for me but that does not mean im gonna quit or go on hiatus!! i hope i can have the motivation to write again (and by the recent events in niji i probably will have some ideas...) but for now, i hope you can understand and wait patiently for me

have a good good day🥳

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GIVING U A FIST BUMP BC UR ASTOUNDING!

WAH

I GIVE U A FIST BUMP BAC- OH SHIT SORRY

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none of these thoughts are in the bible

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lucien lunaris is so- ughhh

me after he posts his FUCKING BDSM RESULTS

WHATDO WE DO WITH THIS INFORMATION HELLO

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fuckk i wanna write the rosco skater au but like how do i start it lmaoaoa its a cute idea too, if anyone would like to write this please feel free to steal it😭😭🤲

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distant is trapped in my head and it’s becoming an issue, i couldn’t stop bopping my head to it when i was supposed to be watching a movie

I CANT ESCAPE NOOO-

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rosco skater boyfriend takes you out on a spontaneous date at the skate park

do you guys see my vision

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krisis is cool because at their core they’re all different forms of Happy To Be Here

zali: happy to be here in the way that he rolls with anything and likes being included. he’s the type of friend that goes quiet in group discussions and pretends everyone talking around him is like a podcast

vanta: happy to be here in the way that he’s super enthusiastic for whatever the gang is doing. the hype man. the one that cheers others on and is the first to get lit when they do something cool

wilson: happy to be here in the way that he wants someone to hear him out. he drums up entertaining conversations and when everyone weighs in it makes him feel like his own thoughts are being acknowledged. an insightful enabler

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hi.

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