I've never made a promise I didn't keep. And I never shall. I promise.Tremere // (anarchs dni) // bsky: @sahib-valiant((ooc mod is friendly! Sahib will answer asks with bad or unhelpful advice.))
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No more anons, sorry. Received another wave of gofundme anons and I'm just straight up done with it.
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tag the vtm oc who is polyamorous!
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"I never knew you were such a cunning linguist" is a terrible pun. Abysmal. Not because of the pussy-eating part--that part's awesome 😝🤘--but because saying clever turns of phrase is not what a linguist does. It's semantically unsound.
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I Am Colossus - Submitted by: fastman27
#0F0609 #1F0B14 #571B2D #933B56 #CA6389
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homosexuals are so easy to seduce. all they desire in a partner is a thin waist, a choleric nature. and financial stability. i have made 23 boyfriends this way. and even more flings.
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bitches be like “he’s my comfort character” and it’s just some dude covered in blood
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tag the vtm oc who has little to no dignity!
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... Valeris, dear. Have you tried taking her lungs out?
I am trying to work on an experiment, but someone will not stop crying.
#sahibreblogs#our lady of science#schemes of a nature most pyramid like#gore#torture#((i guess?? idk))#it's not easy being sheriff
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I'm surprised that's 'all' she's doing. I'm not eager for her to start screaming. With all the racket she's making, you'd think she was being tortured.
I am trying to work on an experiment, but someone will not stop crying.
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I received a suspicious direct message from a fleshcrafter regarding the penis post. That is tremendously creepy. The likelihood that they are a bot is near zero. A real person contacted me to offer me a penis.
I am in awe.
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tag the vtm oc who is nonbinary!
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Her girlfriend does what now?
What's your OC's most obvious red flag?
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yoij people woukd not suevive a dayin the sabbat
#laugh rule#sahibreblogs#thinblood discourse#gentlemen have the high ground#alleged augury#no comment
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Every time I find black mold after a tenant moves out, I reconsider my life choices.
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I can think of ten more offensive names off the top of my head. I think you're fine.
Isn't thinblood a slur. Are you even allowed to say that
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