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my boy coin

this is fanservice for the gays in my phone

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they have to invent a kind of committed relationship for hyper-independent people

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vibrating

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trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

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Do you check for trackers and remove them before sharing links?

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the infamy of suicide squad is kind of a shame because as a conceptual group dynamic it's so much more interesting and accurate than "found family" about 80% of the time

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

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what exactly makes a pint of beer cheeky

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I’ve done it twin. I’ve turned us into spectral deer. Twin run they are hunting us twin.

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I need to watch this video every day or I get sick

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don't mind me, i'm just gonna leave these here

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fabulous creature?

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what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes

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you open up my cranial cavity and it's just 2-3 inches of murky greenish water, stagnant, algaechoked, mosquitoes buzzing, a few small frogs, cybernetic pondcomputer mechpiloting the rest of me, sloshing a little this way and that. you open up one of the frogs' skulls and inside it's me! looking up back at you, waving, unsmiling

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someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good