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My life is a constant cycle between "I need to rest before I burn out" and "I'm wasting my potential, I should work harder"
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"average lyctor contains a thousand spiders" factoid actually statistical error. harrowhark the first, who has not slept in six days and whose meat consists of ten thousand spiders, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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one thing about me is i'm always going to need #mynothing. sometimes I do just want to lay in bed curled up and not speak for a few hours.
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I am the vampire Madeleine Eparvier. And my immortal companion is Claudia. My coven is Claudia.
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For the purpose of this poll, books in the same world but not Directly sequels count. If they're grouped on Goodreads, it counts. So like, Percy Jackson but also Magnus Chase count as the same series.
#entirety of the riordanverse. like all of em#if rick riordan had published his shopping list i'd have read it several times by now
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malevolent patreons on twitter are crying and throwing up over the latest chapter... guys i am going to vomit don't even joke

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gathers constellations
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Kiriona Gaia, my beloved prince tower She looked like she wanted to be kissed...
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I read one(1) problematic fanfiction and now I endorse all evil things in this world
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one time i walked into God’s room when He wasn’t expecting me and He was kneeling by the foot of His bed praying. tf. who was He praying to ..?
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you should be able to write fanfiction like this
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i am a Normal girl and i interact with other people in the Nromal and regular way
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the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment
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the soft animal of my body wants a spliff and four pints of cider
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hannibal artists are god's strongest soldiers because hugh dancy and mads mikkelsen are both so difficult to draw
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