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I'm neither a believer in ghosts nor a disbeliever but a secret third thing

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GERARD INTRODUCING OUR LADY OF SORROWS 2019 → 2025

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genuinely believe that the best and funniest thing you can do in any story is send the characters to literal hell

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while we're still alectopaused i'd just like to shout out gideon's personal monkey's paw hell. she has left the ninth house; her father is god; she has been elevated to the highest rank in the cohort; she is untouchable and invulnerable, seeing active combat against sinister foes that lesser warriors couldn't possibly stand against; harrowhark nonagesamis has died or been erased, either way ensuring that she never has to see her again. kiriona gaia has gotten literally everything that she always wanted, and all it cost her was what she found along the way.

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the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man

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beloved. you must wake now, beloved, we are under attack. my confidante at netflix.com has informed me via electronic mail that an imposter has attempted access to our account. i suspect lestat to be the culprit as he is the only one with both means and motivation. yes, very few vampires possess a mind gift strong enough to have plucked the password from my mind. ArmanddeLionMolLac69, of course. you know this. no matter, the fool has shown his hand. i finally have his current IP address and can resume the swattings. he will rue the day he lost our place in attorney woo young woo. i will tell his fans he is still watching the stranger things and they will turn against him like the brothers of Revelation. where are you going, daniel? i am doing this for us.

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dobbiamo uccidere i pinguini tattici nucleari ma ho paura che se spari a uno ne ricrescono due come le teste dell’idra

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look at my fucking pumpkin

plus the weeny halloween party dinner table me n my froends put on

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dance battlin the fears ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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malevolent part 54 where are youuuuuuuuu where are youu!!!!!!!!!! !

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The cops knocked at the door and Eva stomped her foot to warn us

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This dog was documented chasing a 'Kakao Maps' street view camera around a small South Korean island, it is featured in more than 1000 images of the island.

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Body horror? No, I’m sorry, I said bawdy horror. Horror with innuendo, sexual mischief, merry scantily clad wenches, that sort of thing

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finally, after 5 years of being a fan, i present to you: my headcanons for the main archives gang (and georgie). decided to be a little extra about it of course - i feel like elias would've gotten a kick out of making everyone take a picture on their first day for an employee id badge.

do you think sasha's changed when she died?

closeups of each row under the cut, both versions.

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This is how I originally wrote it. One of those that starts as a poem and then begs to be a song. I posted a fragment of this on tumblr a while back, but here’s the initial piece in its entirety 🤍