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If I'm gonna be stuck in this country we gotta reclaim the American flag

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Propaganda:

Tim Drake

would Dom while pregnant

Kon-El

He has the expierience of taking care of babies since he was months old teenager (hello Superboy 1994 run) and he was a good dad to his stepdaughter, little baby Martha.

It would make for a great drama with his conflicted feelings towards being a clone and how it would that affect his child.

This baby would have so many unhinged aunts and uncles and you can bet former young justice crew would try to help with taking care of them which would only result in an entertaining disaster.

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

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I love trans women they have my heart, especially the lovely black girls

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#fuckyeahdecliningbirthrates

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i bet you think i didn't see that bc this is a 16k note. WRONG!! i saw that🫵

going here would fix me actually

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Everyone thinks they have the best dog and nobody is wrong 

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There is nothing that makes me feel dirtier than going, "well, this is a bit of a weird pairing, but I can't be the only freak, I'm sure it exists on AO3!"

And then it doesn't fucking exist on AO3.

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COW DEER

THATS NOT A COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still…

I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :(

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there's a post on here that's like "the worst thing a piece of fiction can be is mean", and while I agree with that, I think it being insincere is just as bad. nothing more obnoxious than a story that's constantly sneering and rolling its eyes at its own genre in a bid to seem clever and above it all.

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@frenchtoast55 me n you

Every unhinged fic writer needs an equally unhinged friend who "yes ands" their ideas and encourages them to write all their most far fetched and insane stories.

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seeing stuff online again. never been more pissed in my life

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seeing stuff online again. never been more pissed in my life

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do publishers realize that advertising books using fanfic tropes spoils the experience of reading an original story. stop telling me it’s enemies to lovers and there was only one bed and unrequited love hurt comfort golden retriever black cat timeloop major character death. why do i give a fuck if i don’t know any of the characters and now plus i already know the entire plot of the story. that’s what ao3 is supposed to be for