Tumgik
saint-patrice · 8 days
Text
i cant believe people just talk about sports and theyre being serious
38K notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 10 days
Photo
Tumblr media
125 notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 15 days
Text
Tumblr media
just goalie things.
297 notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 17 days
Text
personally i think beat reporters should report the facts of the situation, but in a way that communicates their profound belief and unwavering delusion that the team they’re covering is still the best in the world. the homerism should be so baked in that a fan of another team should feel unclean just from laying eyes on it. what is the point otherwise. if i wanted vitriol and pessimism i could look at any male hockey fan’s twitter account. do your job.
232 notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 19 days
Text
Tumblr media
Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time
89K notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 20 days
Text
i have an angel and devil on my shoulder but also a third guy who just tells me to do strange gayboy shit thats not really good or bad per se but it will make everyone in my life think im weirder
#91
37K notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 20 days
Text
“deserves to win” is such a silly concept. you know who deserves to win? MY team. why? because I love them. next question
2K notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 22 days
Text
Tumblr media
334 notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 23 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Ballpark on 🎞️
127 notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 23 days
Text
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 24 days
Text
me as a sports fan: i hate your team and my own as well
8K notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 25 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
absolute elite reference in the new liverpool video
178 notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 26 days
Text
no one could possibly understand the feeling of having a sports team that kind of sucks . it’s the worst pain in the whole entire world . and only my sports team has ever sucked before no one has experienced this ever .
892 notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 26 days
Text
Hockey is the best sport because no matter how skilled and well trained the players are they are ultimately playing on an incredibly slippery surface while balanced on knives and no amount of skill and experience can overcome the universal truth “ice is slippery”.
1K notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 27 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
DMac blows the goal horn | COL vs DET | Feb. 22, 2024
35 notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 30 days
Text
Tumblr media
mr joel auerbach sir im a big fan of ur work
94 notes · View notes
saint-patrice · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
Charles M. Schulz, 1963
10K notes · View notes