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Tried to replace myself, idk

Also I posted a video of it on TikTok

I also did the make up last night just for fun as a pre shower make up!

I think I did a good job overall with both!

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oh no

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Someone rec me a good alto/tenor broadway song,, I’m auditioning for beetlejuice (jr, if I remember correctly, sigh) soooooon

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oh my gosh

I’m genuinely so happy with how this is coming along. Turns out it’s easier to study a piece that’s already watercolor and has a color palette limited to the only ones I have

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Hey Juicy check out Vince

He works at a roller diner

He's lovely, no?

I can't tell, honestly. he looks like a victim of medical malpractice and an osha violation. also does that say he's four years old? or four feet tall

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Do you love REACTBOT

He's my pookie frfr

who is bro

imma look him up

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I used to draw black people by drawing a white person and coloring in the skin

didn't even give the hair texture

sigh

Damn 😔 all that matters is that you’ve learned now

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I have to ask you a question

sooo

oh! Do you listen to music in the shower? I do and it's very awesome (I can't shower in silence it makes me sad)

I do indeed, sometimes. It’s usually hard to hear it though, and I’m wary about my device’s cameras. More often, I sing in the shower

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wish there were more extreme metal fans on tumblr honestly. reblog if you listen to extreme metal

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My left knee painfully cracks and my right knee is limber

My left elbow has been pulled out of socket three times in a week and hurts when I move my arm too fast, my right elbow is fine

My eyes hurt and feel sticky

my toes look funny

My palms are sweaty

I can taste my tongue

something on me is always itchy no matter what. I scratch an itch, something else itches

My hair is somewhat oily

Give it to me straight doc, how much longer I got to live?

your left side is doing far worse compared to your right. It's possible you're having a long-term heart attack and only have a couple months to say your goodbyes and get your affairs in order. have you tried the medicine drug?

I jest. But for the eyes thing, get eye drops. They're probably dry from all the screens I assume you view day to day! Said drops are absolutely bastard when trying to put them in though. Also your hair is oily because you’re a teenager. I know a kid who’s hair looks like it’s sopping wet all the time because of the grease.

and have you considered Ehlers Danlos syndrome? It’s where your bones don’t like you much. I have it and occasionally my kneecap just gives up on me. Anyways, I’m not a real doctor, I’m not diagnosing you, but you have three days to live :D

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Oh no I've been pigeonholed

Okay so he's a solid eight in looks but he has insane anger problems and resorts to hurting things to cope

that's a red flag waving in front of the human equivalent of a bull. Pass

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well now you're just describing the person I like so

Uh

flip a coin

Okay so he's a solid eight in looks but he has insane anger problems and resorts to hurting things to cope

that's a red flag waving in front of the human equivalent of a bull. Pass

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Okay so he's a solid eight in looks but he has insane anger problems and resorts to hurting things to cope

that's a red flag waving in front of the human equivalent of a bull. Pass

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I AM BEYOND PISSED THAT HBO REMOVED DR WHO. I am livid.

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Messing around with an ocarina. Also capgras cover soon I promise

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time for another musical watercolor project

my good whiteboy friend's birthday is coming up so i'm going to do the extra thing and paint his nine favorite songs' album covers. they're mostly paintings already so idk if it'll be easier or harder, but here's the list:

"1967" by Adrian Belew, off Mr Music Head

"Yesterday" by the Beatles, off Help!

"A Remark You Made" and "Birdland" by Weather Report, off Heavy Weather

"Rivendell" by Rush, off Fly By Night

"The Man in Me" by Bob Dylan, off New Morning

"On Again Off Again" by Sean Ono Lennon, off Friendly Fire

"I Talk To The Wind" by King Crimson, off In The Court Of The Crimson King

"And You and I" by Yes, off Close to the Edge

last but not least, "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon, off Wheels Are Turnin'

now, these songs are all absolute bangers, so consider this also a music recommendation. there's a lot of prog, but that's okay. I don't discriminate between genres unless we're talking NSBM. disgusting stuff.

anyways. I've done mini album covers before, as a couple years ago I painted the entire The Strokes' discography for a different friend. that was fun.