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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.

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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

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Since people seem to like my pride outfit!

To answer questions: the shield is painted by me, the flag is handstitched, and my biceps are huge. 😌

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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Something came over me and suddenly I'd made this :3

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That's a fucking novel.

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I love very specific cakes

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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Any day now

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lrb i think sometimes about how like, reading HoO involved some of my friends' literal actual first exposure (given we were all devout fundie-leaning christian kids) to the concept of gay people in a non-threatening way

specifically i think about it every time i see those friends show up time and again as genuine and reliable allies

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not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen

mine was definitely Eragon

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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

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i cant quit tumblr because i get good life advice from other maladjusted adults on here