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Does April the 3rd mean anything to you?

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In case shit gets super bad on here, I use Twitter a lot, @KitKatPurrpurr, I have an IG @Rozzettes, and I’ve also got Discord, but you’ll have to send me an ask or message me for that.

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Actually one Jacket followed me around!! My boyfriend told me, I just forgot.

PAX was amaaaazing!!! Some people wanted to take pictures of me (I was dressed like Jacket), and I had a moment with a Biker who saw me but was in line for a game while I was walking to a friend (we put our fists up and waved when we passed each other, after my bf pointed me to them when I heard them going “JACKET!!!”, so we never got to take a pic ;-;

But holy fuck, I’m gonna try to go to ECCC and PAX next year as well. That was a stupid amount of fun.

AND I GOT TO MEET AND TALK TO CISSY JONES!!! She did the voice of Delilah in Firewatch, and she signed that paper for me!!

PLUS!!!!!

I showed her my Delilah drawings and she loved them SO MUCH that she SHOWED THE OTHER PEOPLE AT THE BOOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She’s wonderful and holy fuck I would love to meet her again ;O;

oh, and I saw plenty of other Jackets, but they all ignored me :c

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oh sweet sweet sounds of 80s synthesizers, alleviate me

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finally

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It sure has, William.

@badgersclaws

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Closing this blog and others until further notice

@assassinscred

@dragonofmiami

@thepigbutcher

@goodtimesneverlast

@hesusedandabusedboy

I may reblog stuff to them, but there is no roleplay on them until further notice.

Questions should go to my personal blog @kitkatpurrpurr, as I will not be logging on here much/at all.

Sorry about this.

edit: I’m absolutely open for private roleplay, like on Skype, but I’m no longer engaging in Tumblr roleplay.

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The following morning, Zoe groggily rolled out of bed, rubbing her eyes and pulling on a pair of pajama shorts and her tank top. Walking into the living room, she froze for a moment upon seeing the man on her couch, but then remembered she had taken in a stranger the night before, and sighed, walking over to the coffee machine to make herself a drink.

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Having finished up the meal quickly, Zoe leaned back and sipped the remainder of her beer.

“Nah, it’s fine. The couch’ll work.” Getting up from the table, she walked the empty bottle to the recycling bin and dropped it in, stretching out her arms and yawning.

“Well, I’m heading to bed. Knock if you need anything.” Zoe made her way back to her room, slowly shutting the door quietly before pulling off her shirt and pants. She was more than ready to sack out for the night.

Biker couldn’t hold back another laugh as he fluffed out his hair, taking a seat on said couch and holding the blanket loosely over his lap.

“Yeah, you sleep well. Don’t mind me if I empty your fridge at four AM, though. I’ll pay you back for it. Maybe.”

Laying on his side, he pulled the blanket up to his chin and signed deeply, stretching his limbs as much as the couch would allow. It wouldn’t be the most pleasant sleep, but being found drunk and taken in out of pity didn’t give him a whole lot of options.

He was lucky to have met her, whatever her name was.

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@helmetedher0 biker holding zoe’s hand

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Tagged by: well, on my SR blog haha

Rules: You can only say guilty or innocent. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you.

Repost, don’t reblog!

Asked someone to marry you? - Innocent Kissed one of your friends? - Guilty Danced on a table in a bar or tavern? - Innocent  Ever told a lie? - Guilty. Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? - Guilty Ever kissed someone of the opposite sex? - Guilty. Ever kissed someone of the same sex? - Guilty Kissed a picture? - Guilty Slept in until 5pm? - Guilty Fallen asleep at work or school? - Guilty Held a snake? - Innocent  Been suspended from school? - Innocent Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? - Innocent Stolen something? - Guilty Been fired from a job? - Innocent Done something you regret? - Guilty Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? - Innocent Caught a snowflake on your tongue? -  Guilty Kissed in the rain? - Guilty Sat on a roof top? -  Guilty Kissed someone you shouldn’t? - Guilty Sang in the shower? - Guilty Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? - Innocent Shaved your head? - Innocent Slept naked? - Guilty Had a boxing membership? - Innocent Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? - Innocent Been in a band? - Innocent Shot a gun? - Guilty Donated blood? - Innocent Eaten alligator meat? - Innocent  Eaten cheesecake? - Guilty Still loved someone you shouldn’t? - Guilty Have/had a tattoo? - Guilty Liked someone, but will never tell who? - Guilty Been too honest? - Guilty Ruined a surprise? - Guilty Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk after? - Guilty Erased someone in your friends list? - Guilty Dressed in a man’s clothes? - Guilty Dressed in a woman’s clothes? - Guilty Joined a pageant? - Innocent Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? - Guilty Still have communication with your ex? - Innocent Cheated on someone? - Innocent  Got totally drunk one night when you had an important exam the next morning? - Innocent A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? - Innocent Got so angry that you cried? - Guilty Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? - Guilty Thought about murder? - Guilty Actually murdered someone? - Guilty Thought about mass murder? - Guilty Actually committed a mass murder? - Guilty Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? - Guilty Stalked someone? - Innocent Had a girlfriend? - Innocent Had a boyfriend? - Guilty Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? - Guilty

Taggin whoever wants to c:

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Saints row Series Starters

“Give me the goddamn gun, [name].”

“Did you hear that asshole [name]? He/she said I was his/her girl/guy.”

“Hor-rors. not whores, I don’t mind whores.”

“Hi-diddly-i, neighbor!”

“Trust me little Icarus: you’re flying too close to the sun.”

“Wait, hold up. If you’re bringin’ that much ass home, you better have a big ride.”

“Turns out [name]’s been fuckin’ people in every sense of the word.”

“You’ve been a leader for a long time. Do you remember what it’s like to serve?”

“Nice job, killer. You just killed the nicest man in town.”

“Look at you. All tied up, pretty as a present. I think it’s time to unwrap you.”

“What you doing over there? You can’t suck my dick from that far away.”

“I might feel better about our odds if our leader wasn’t fucking high!”

“We crushed a lot of families Playa, and someday they’re gonna holla at us.”

“Believe me when I tell you, we did the right thing.”

“You’ve been putting yourself before the crew…”

“We ain’t gonna start a war every time some muthafuckas act hard.”

“Your easy to talk to, you know that? I don’t gotta worry about you interrupting me or any of that shit…”

“There’s always someone lookin’ to take what you have. Some punk who want’s to make a name for himself. some girl you fucked and never called back.”

“The fact is, once your in the game there only way you’re getting out if your dead or in jail.”

“We coulda owned this town.”

“Don’t worry, I am fully equipped to pleasure you.”

“Ya know, you remind me of my old house cleaner…”

“There are beatdowns, and then there are beatdowns powered by GOD!”

“You ever see a demon eaten alive by ravenous insects? It’s pretty great.”

“When in doubt, missile the crap out of some bad guys.”

“There’s one universal constant you can always count on: things blow up”

“Hell is a chock-full of red-skinned demons to murder. Best part? They all deserve it!”

“I don’t really go for a lot of chit-chat but I have some opinions on certain parts of Hell.”

“Hope you’re ready to save some cash and kick some ass.”

“Now, I may not be an honest man/woman, but I’m a fair one.”

“I sold my soul, but don’t you dare call me a whore.”

“Swimming sucks. Lava sucks. Swimming in lava definitely sucks.”

“Aside from the screams of tormented souls it’s actually quite lovely…”

“It’s like my father said, if you’re gonna build an ivory tower, you’re gonna have to kill a few elephants”

“I was happy with people forgetting I exist, but motherfuckers always gotta bring up the past…”

“You haven’t seen me since your boss shot and stuffed me in the trunk of a car and the best you can give me is “Oh shit?“”

“Ya know what I hate? Underglow. That shit is tacky as hell.”

“Forgiveness ain’t cheap, buddy.”

“It’s been a while. Let’s go murdering for old time’s sake.”

“That’s a… that’s a big fucking robot”

“You don’t look like much. Then again, I don’t look like I have an eight inch cock, so I guess we’re both full of surprises.”

“Yeah, a coma and 3 dead friends dead… It really worked out for you…”

“You ready for this, Playa?”

“My English must not be as good as I thought it was…It sounded like you were giving me an order.”

“People need to wake up and see the threat that scum like you are to innocent people. “

“When these hands are crushing your throat, your dying breath won’t be an appeal to God. It’ll be ‘Thank you, [name]‘”

“The barbarians are at the gate—we need a general not an ambassador!”

“This is my city! I am it’s Caesar!…And I get to fiddle while it burns…”

“[name], you gonna let those bitches disrespect us?”

“Don’t worry sweetie, when it comes to drugs or snicker doodles I’m the best.”

“You roll with people long enough and pretty soon you start thinkin’ like ‘em…”

“Bullshit, that’s last year’s fall collection.”

“Yo, I signed on for killin’ gang bangers not fightin’ some SWAT team from hell…”

“Don’t you get it? I’m god here.”

“I may exist in meat space, but I live in cyber space.”

“I am offering you the chance to leverage your assets against your lives.”

“There is no mercy… only death. Don’t mourn your friend. You’ll be joining them soon.”

“When the hell did Philosotology become so popular?”

“If it makes it any easier on you, I’ll be sure to thank you in my acceptance speech.”

“I may be high, but I swear you’ve killed that prick before!”

“We should totally come up with a murder drinking game.”

“If I yelled hey rube, would anyone else know what the fuck I’m talking about?”

“There’s nothing more majestic than seeing a panda in flight.”

“If cocaine and coffee fucked in an alley, this would be the baby they left in the trash can.”

“I’m torn. I hate the autographed head shots [Name] keep leaving on my doorstep but, I love the money I make selling them online.”

“I don’t get why I’m so polarizing.”

“I should have ditched the dreads and the weed sooner.”

“We bent the laws before. Now we’re gonna break ‘em.”

“Look, the Earth blew up. We’re all upset about it. Let’s just take it easy.”

“If we’re gonna jack a car, we should at least change the paint or somethin'”

“Son/Miss, it’s not too late to walk away from this.”

“Listen smartass, you have no idea how hard it is to be in front of the camera.”

“Can’t wait to kill something, anything. Pow! Pow! Just kill'em, yeah.”

“Should I look for lights to shoot or is it okay to just kill these guys?”

“These kids with their videos games. When I was their age I spent my time outside, murdering people in the fresh air.”

“When I was a child my father used to make me fight the dogs for food. Its made me what I am today.”

“My dad always said, 'if you can’t beat 'em, join 'em… and then betray them in a horrible murder orgy’.”

“I started out with nothin’… just a kid from the streets, with nothin’ to lose.”

“That’s the great thing about this city, it’s there for the taking.”

“This is our city. We’ll do whatever the fuck we want.”

“To hell with boats, I’m taking a plane from now on.”

“You can never have enough guns… That’s what my daddy always said…”

“Man I can’t tell if there are any female aliens, what you do, turn them over?”

“What is it with people wearing hotdog suits?”

“We got gangs fightin’ over shit that ain’t theirs, and you in the way. They don’t care if your representin’ or not.”

“It’s one thing to be revered as a hero, it is another to be a hero.”

“You know what I got last time I trusted someone? Blown the fuck up.”

“Just because you cleaned these gangs out doesn’t mean we are best friends again.”

“I didn’t get a master’s in economics to look like a slut.”

“I need you bring in the cheddar, not get shot 'cause you think you got somethin’ to prove.”

“If I were you, I’d drop them damn flags and get the fuck on out of here before I erase your ass.”

“I built… I watched… and now I’m acting.”

“It’s always a pleasure when you bring strangers into my house.”

“So do I get a manservant or what?”

“The Human race would be much safer without you in it.”

“Is it true you guys used to roll with a zombie?”

“Come on, I just got myself shanked so I could get a chance to talk to you. Doesn’t that show I’m loyal?”

“A fucking tiger!?”

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I’m gonna be out of town for a few days

Just a heads up

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Self-Knowledge Questionnaire

Here if anyone wants to do it.

REVERENCE

One part of you dreams of giving yourself up – perhaps just for a while – to a hero or mentor. In the right circumstances you can flourish by letting go of your ego. In your inner life, reverence plays out as a willing submission to your own conscience. In the outside world, you might get frustrated searching for something worth believing in – a country, a person, a company – but you will always be open to feeling respect, admiration and wonder.

INDEPENDENCE

You don’t set out to be different for its own sake; you are more easily guided by what interests and moves you. You are more concerned about what is right for you than about the pressure to fit in. In sex you are more aware than others of impulses which are not entirely conventional. You know the value of selective irresponsibility, of forgetting occasionally about being ‘good’.

SENSITIVITY

You have delicate, sensitive perceptions; you can be deeply moved by appearances – the right light in a room, or good food, or the texture of a piece of clothing. Expressive, intelligent language has a powerful hold on you; your mind works better when it is inspired and provoked by vivid imagery. It can be sad to live in a world which is often so ugly and not properly looked after. But you know that things can be otherwise, and you have the ability to appreciate the world at its best.

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Some moments from last night.

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Having finished up the meal quickly, Zoe leaned back and sipped the remainder of her beer.

“Nah, it’s fine. The couch’ll work.” Getting up from the table, she walked the empty bottle to the recycling bin and dropped it in, stretching out her arms and yawning.

“Well, I’m heading to bed. Knock if you need anything.” Zoe made her way back to her room, slowly shutting the door quietly before pulling off her shirt and pants. She was more than ready to sack out for the night.

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Zoe snorted and took another bite of food, watching him mess with his hair. He wasn’t ugly, but he was definitely still reeling from all the drinking and everything else that had to have happened to him that night, so no, she wouldn’t call him an angel from heaven by any means.

“Go for it. Just… make sure there��s no extra dirt on ‘em if you can; I’d like to avoid having to try and wash the cushions.”

“I was on the side of the road, not the middle of a field,” he laughed, dipping back into the room to start getting dressed. He’d leave his hoodie hanging up for now. The less clothes he wore to bed, the better. “I really doubt I’m gonna pollute your environment too much.”

Spotting himself in the mirror, he sighed gently before rubbing at the bags under his eyes, sigh turning into a groan. Those were going to look worse in the morning.  

“But if you want, I can sleep in the tub,” he added, exiting the bathroom looking more presentable.

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doodle this last night

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A heads up

Since I now technically have six roleplay blogs to do stuff with (Zoe, Kevin, Martin, Ben, The Henchman, and Richter), I’m gonna limit the number of active roleplays per blog to two. I don’t think I’ll really have to worry about it, but even at this, that’s a maximum of 12 active roleplays, so yeah.

Zoe and Ben each have one right now. The others are open for two.