sairuin
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I do quite a lot of cooking if I do say so myself but my fatal flaw is I somehow skipped right past learning how to make something fast and effortless. I get hungry and I go "ah lads I gotta start chopping the okra I guess."
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[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume
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over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs
#me: thinking too hard about why zemesa has issues believing she's not hurting the people around her#half-realized childhood trauma: :D
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Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
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Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.
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I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune
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Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:
A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.
B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.
#vegetable is a food category not a plant part category#vegetables can be fruit/root/leaf/stem/etc just depends on their culinary use
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Hopper is actually not always mean, only most of the time :) The scarecrow got the brunt of her attitude here.
The Swordfish and Hopper Heraldic pins are still here for a week! They’ve found almost 400 homes by now, which I am so grateful for. Here’s the link if you’d like to grab the pair too:
Heraldic Duo Pin Pack
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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
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Volcanic dragon and Winter Dawn art dolls
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Both are 1.1 meter full length, fully posable with plastic ball and socket skeleton inside.
Head and paws are printed from my original 3d sculpts. Fabric fur, feathers, acrylic paint, varnish.
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