salamanderapocalypse
salamanderapocalypse
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Mage, 25, they/them gw2 blog: @knight-of-the-thorn
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salamanderapocalypse · 27 minutes ago
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For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision
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salamanderapocalypse · 32 minutes ago
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i need to cheer myself up im gonna try to draw a shrimp from memory
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salamanderapocalypse · 32 minutes ago
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salamanderapocalypse · 34 minutes ago
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the real spankoffski charm is autistic rizz, as demonstrated by pete continually winning over steph despite doing absolutely nothing. by acting confident and masking his neurodivergent nature, ted is effectively cancelling out his natural charm. in this essay I will
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salamanderapocalypse · 4 hours ago
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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.
"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."
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salamanderapocalypse · 9 hours ago
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Where would we as a civilization be without fat dykes, we owe them everything
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salamanderapocalypse · 9 hours ago
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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year
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salamanderapocalypse · 9 hours ago
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6.1.25 - made a felt shrimp doll pattern and rough guide just in case anyone would be interested in making one, too
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salamanderapocalypse · 9 hours ago
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Deltarune is kind of cool and swag ☝️
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salamanderapocalypse · 9 hours ago
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LEAVE MY BOY ALONE IM GOING TO GIVE YOU RABIES STOP BULLYING MY BOY 🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️
* YOU'RE ALL SO [[Enthusiastic]] ABOUT YOU'RE [[Support me on Patreon]]!! IF YOU ALL [[Donated 1 kromer]], THEN I'D HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO [[Die]]!!
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salamanderapocalypse · 9 hours ago
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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons
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salamanderapocalypse · 9 hours ago
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I finished it
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salamanderapocalypse · 15 hours ago
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no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant
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salamanderapocalypse · 15 hours ago
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salamanderapocalypse · 15 hours ago
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I definitely must’ve missed a lot of Steven Universe bc how the heck did Lars went from “convenience store clerk to Captain Harlock”???
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salamanderapocalypse · 15 hours ago
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Imagine if they find Luigi innocent and he has to go through the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got Turbodoxxed That One Time Because Everyone Thought He Was An Assassin.
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salamanderapocalypse · 15 hours ago
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I am so sick and tired of seeing the trans women around me being slowly hot coaled into the closet and into essentially being forced back into "Men who would really love being women but Can't because they Aren't". It is so painful stop fucking doing this to our trans women. Stop forcing them to be "Fine" with being called dude bro man he and biologically male stop it stop it stop it you are killing her. You are killing her.
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