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Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

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when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

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i watch baseball for the side quests

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Opened a new booster pack of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson trading cards, pulled a nice foil ✨The Loch✨

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

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I attended Arctic Con in Alaska with my little crew of nerds! Shout out to all the cool cats who made this weekend a blast 🤩

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reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

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You! Have been visited by the gnome of executive function! Reblog to send them along to make sure they visit the next person in need!

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I drove to Seward to visit with my favorite homies!! We played with remote control cars and ran around the parking lot like we were children 😋

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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how fucking arrogant can you be to think any eugenics program could ever weed out “fascist genetics”. even if the “dark triad” was a reliable precursor to fascist ideology and even if “dark triad traits” could be reliably linked to genotype (they aren’t and they can’t be), how fucking far to jupiter are you if you think you can remove it from a population of seven billion, let alone in some “anarchist” manner? how do you programmatically sterilize anyone in an “anarchist” manner?

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Why don't more non-binary people dress like the person from the bathroom sign

You can't tell me one pant leg and half a dress wouldn't slay

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the establishment fears this.

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