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ugh this human i’m living with is torturing me, they keep leaving fresh cut strawberries RIGHT outside the wall entrance on the countertop

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the strawberries are right there. i could just grab a slice and be back in the wall before they even knew what happened

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fuck it. i’m getting a strawberry

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Good luck, op! Be careful!

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hell yessss get that strawberry!!!! 🍓

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hey, op it’s been a few hours is there an update?

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guys it’s been a couple days i think that human fucking killed them

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RIP error hopefully you got to try those strawberries before you were caught 🙏

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hey all! still alive! sorry for disappearing, the human is actually really nice! it just gave me the strawberry slices. like obviously we should keep being wary of humans, but this one is super chill

and yes, they tasted amazing 🤤

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you fucked the human didn’t you

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of course not??? you think i don’t have an ounce of respect for my species?? you think i’d disgrace all borrowerkind by letting myself be manhandled and degraded into some toy for a giants pleasure??? it shared its food with me and we talked for awhile, as equals, and then we parted ways as friends. that’s it. god there are some freaks on this site

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you absolutely fucked the human

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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

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Misha Collins playing Castiel.

Misha Collins playing Castiel playing Lucifer.

Misha Collins playing Castiel playing Lucifer playing Castiel.

Misha Collins playing Misha Collins.

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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my beautiful wife "open link in new tab"

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Lighting study, I love playing around with the gradient map feature on Procreate for lighting!

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She's not like other girls

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in honour of my last edit, here are Michael pictures that give the most girl. feel free to add on :)

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happy dad day

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he's fudanshing out

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"I asked Grok.""I asked Chat gpt." ok, well, i asked Sam winchester, and he said,"So get this...

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“Every woman who sleeps with Sam dies”. Well, all of Dean’s boyfriends are dead too.

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“Ladies love a sharp-eared man”

Happy Pride 😛🖖🏳️‍🌈

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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“I’ve Been Dead In The Ground For Long Enough. It’s Time To Try Living Again.” I guess I have a thing for vampires, what can I say? 😏