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I know Luke just doesn't like the Laytonmobile specifically but I like to think on some level he's also just really sick of people assuming he should be interested in cars, because boy, and that's what he'd get as gifts from more distant family or whatever. So it annoys Luke that the professor gushes about his car, since Luke wants to be like him but also resents the idea of adopting the same interest in cars. So he's being sparky abt it any chance he gets

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Descole makes cinnamon rolls

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grinds my teeth into dust i swear i wanted to make this one william times longer but i just dont have the juice for it so here. take your digitalslop

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some of y'all need to learn to accept complex characters

ep 5 of tadc unleashed a tidal wave of people trying to justify either jax or ragatha and mischaracterize the other into hell reincarnate. my fellow in christ. they both have flaws, neither one is much better than the other when it comes to coping and socializing with others

stolas's behaviors in mastermind and sinsmas(helluva boss) must've unlocked something in people because i couldn't go five minutes without seeing some video essay or short shaming him. yes, he was in the wrong by leaving octavia, but that doesn't immediately make him the villain

i don't even wanna mention mabel pines because she barely fits into this category, but i HAVE TO now. she made one goddamn mistake when she was vulnerable and you vultures rip her apart

when characters are complex, it means they have positive and negative aspects of their personality. some are morally grey because humanity is morally grey. it makes them more relatable

fucking live with it.

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OOOHH thats a good one i love that (tags via @possessable)

(btw CU saying "KILL YOURSELF" is actually a reference to @leosulfurous' post here)

it would make sense for him to just cover his mouth in shock since he never knew he'd be capable of getting angry, or even experience being angry given his personality in the books!

I have to admit though when you posted that shitpost, it actually inspired me to draw that "CU gets angry" idea. the only problem is trying to figure out what would make him mad hmm

anyway heres some screenwriting text under cut as i try to figure out how to visualize this idea

wow what a weird format this is in, I just typed all of this in google notes

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i never posted this back when i made it, but i was so deeply focused (heh) during its creation that i was several minutes late to pick up my takeout

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POV the soul is a Let’s Player

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Player soul

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Can we please appreciate Odysseus being a silent stalker in the shadows, taking out suitors with his bow, not deigning to speak to them as he takes them out one by one

until some of them go "we have to strike him in the darkness too! we know the halls of this palace! the odds can be tilted!"

and Odysseus, built this palace with his very hands, has to step out of the shadows like "are you this fucking stupid"

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A scene from my fic That time I sobered up and married a TV, ft. an arranged marriage of convenience between divorcees, Alastor and Vox ^^

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Hello! I love your art and I was wondering if you can maybe make a lil RIBBITRABBIT art? Thanks if you can!!!

ofcc!! ^^ thank you! i love them so much, ribbits design is so silly. i might draw some more of them on my own LMAO

turning the friggin frogs gay.... 😡

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Ribbit is now cannon in the au!

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why is everyone so vocal about hating the npc jax theory? just block the tag if you don't like it but why say "oh there's no evidence to it so it's stupid" when there are numerous posts compiling all the evidence to it.

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A very poorly put together "The amazing digital circus" theory about the NPC we see at the end of episode 5 and Jax.

Warning: if your not a fan or don't believe the "Jax is an NPC theory" this post probably isn't for you. Now that that's out of the way!

At the end of the fifth episode we see this strange NPC staring ominously at the cast.

Now we've seen them before in the background of other episodes (i can't find the screenshot just trust me bro)

We have no idea what it's up to and why it's stalking the cast.

We see in this episode that caine is able to make Jax a vegan-- which he shouldn't be able to do. Jax even mentions this in the newest episode.

He has a very strange look on his face, yeah caine shouldn't be able to do that. And he can't.. What if I told you that Jax isn't really Jax? What if I told you the bunny isn't even his body?

I know I sound insane! This is where it gets hard to explain.. I think Jax is a rogue NPC that coded himself into the real Jax.

We already know Jax has many secrets, such as his abstracted friend, and how he has keys to everyone's rooms. it wouldn't be to far fetched to say he knows how to code.. okay maybe it is I DONT KNOW! But-

It could explain how he has a door aswell. If he was just some NPC that managed to sneak his way into the cast after an adventure, how would he have a door?

As for the stalker NPC, we have no idea who they are yet, And why they're doing that. I know it's only episode 5 but I cant think of any other reason why it's doing that.

I think the reason why caine could change Jax into a vegan is because he IS an NPC, and Jax is confused because he swapped himself into a player and thinks he can't be changed now.

(unrelated image)

Also I saw someone mentioned how the NPCs have actual beeps instead of those goofy noises when the players swear, we've never heard Jax swear so.. LOOK IM TRYING TO SAVE MY CASE! (If Jax actually ever swore let me know I could be wrong.)

I've been interested in the Jax NPC theory since episode 3 and since then we've only gotten more evidence. I just thought making this post would maybe turn some heads and get a conversation going? Or maybe this sounds stupid and I'm an idiot. Either way I'm really interested to see what happens next.

Honestly I just came up with this theory on the spot after watching the 5th episode a third time, I don't really have the confidence to say it's true but I just thought it was interesting since we don't really know what's going on with the stalker NPC.

TL;DR, Jax is an NPC that coded his body into one of the players, swapping their bodies and causing the player to become an NPC and stalk jax and the players.

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I jumped up at 6am to make this