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Royal Pigeon

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he's slaying so hard

james lance for esquire

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omg I agree with everything they said^^^

Personal hcs:

• her family owns a ranch somewhere on the South

• she is the middle child with two brothers. They've always had good relationships but were always rough to each other (yk in a siblingly way)

• she used to love soccer and play it with her family. She was good, probably still is!

• she loves plain black coffee, doesn't take it any other way, no tea either

Hope Yall like!!

Mine:

⚡️She has her bandana in BULK in case anything would happen to it :)

⚡️She covers a scar that she thinks is ugly on her cheek, and when people ask her about it she says it’s just a scratch that she doesn’t want infected

⚡️She hates wearing her hair down even if she looks so pretty with it down. At least that’s what Colt always tells her. But she doesn’t listen.

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I love this detail so much

ME TOO GIRL

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Jack Whitman - The Darjeeling Limited, 2007

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UEUWUAUWUUEU I LOVE THESE SO MUCHHHH

ranfren headcannons

I've done everything but posted headcannons and a fanfiction. This won't do. Here's some headcannons of mine! All of them aren't serious so don't take them that way d(>_･ ). Feel free to ask me about any other headcannons I'll definitely give more!

Randal

• if he has any pimples on his face he definitely picks at them untill they pop

• either is really good at math or sucks at math and hates it. (No in-between)(leaning towrds sucking at math more)

• has tear stains on his homework sometimes

• he bathes everyday dispite what people think. (Luther forces him too)

• his hair gets really oily. He has tried to cook with the oil his hair produced once. Nobody ate dinner that night.

• if he's frustrated and you go to poke him he'll scream on top of his lungs, but like the scream that goes from normal yelling to banshee screeching. "stop touCHING MEEEEĚĘƏƏ!!!!"

• gets in a lot of internet arguments about things that don't matter at all ("I think you'll find it's 'whom'.")

• he'd get so mad if he ask you to hold his glasses, and you proceed to carelessly get your fingerprints all over them.

• draws with those "how to draw anime" guid books.

• if he ever took a driving test, he would have already failed the moment he opens the car door.

• loves kraft mac and cheese, double points if it's in shapes of popular marketable characters.

• now thinking of it, if he was a pasta dish he would be kraft mac and cheese.

• bites his toe nails off (gross) Luther tried to get him to stop but he probably does the same thing when no one is around.

• sneezes weirdly. Like..."ah...ah...AH CHOOwoowoowoowoo..." and shakes his head. Or if he's covering it in his elbow it'll sound like a trumpet horn.

Luther

• he can dance but it's weird.

• if you tell him a joke he'll turn it into a life lesson.

• he wins every staring contest. However if your eyes start watering he'll get worried and start begging you to blink.

• treats women (and everyone) with so much respect, but he won't hesitate to punch a women if he really has to.

• *shakes his indext finger* "no no no"

• Randal probably tried to set him up on a blind date, he didn't like that. It was very awkward to say the least.

• genuinely gets happy when there are bagels at the function.

• when asked for advice, it'll sound like he's going to say something really meaningful and life changing, but then does a complete 180. "Oh, you think your ugly? Well people will have their opinions about you and ...well... you aren't the best thing to look at. But there's worst out there ♡."

• I can see him gobbling up some cheese and broccoli.

• has a walk in closet filled with clothes and accessories he doesn't wear.

• he 100% definitely has the goofiest giggle in the planet.

• eats ice cream with his front teeth.

Nyon

• I will stand by this till the day I die, he's really funny. He has a really good sense of humor. But I could also seem him not understanding jokes too. But at the same TIIIMMEE I feel like he'd be naturally funny.

• he knows lots of slang and pop culture due to watching TV a lot and probably quotes stuff in his head. (Maybe out loud if he was talking to you)

• has a lot of opinions, will never say them out loud, even when asked.

• he's the smartest out of everyone, including Luther.

• easily amused. please give him one of those little fishy nightlights. He'd enjoy looking at it so much.

• he's good at card games and Nyen doesn't like that. (Nyen has stabbed him over games of uno)

• has a really funny looking smile. (There's that one drawing in the Christmas comic where he's smiling weird after he saw Luther's reaction to the fire place tape he made for him)

Nyen

• listens to death metal but then listens to a jpop song right after. ("Can't let gang know I fw this")

• good at math, sucks at reading.

• loves hearing about drama and will be nosy.(come on man he loves Judge Judy and romance novels)

• sounds like Tom from Tom and Jerry when he yells.

• he calls himself "The Tom Cat" and (canonically) "Top of the pets in the house hold" which is practically the same as "I'm the alpha" so he's probably has said that.

• sucks at card games. Will legit end up with half of the pack of cards in his hands in the middle of an uno game.

• actually the weakest of them all. (I won't go into all that right now. But I can definitely beat him up in a fight, just sayin.)

•him and Nyon probably have times where they stay up and chit chat for a bit before they sleep, Example (from my old notes I had):

Nyon high on weed:...why do we call oranges..oranges...but we don't call apples...reds..??..

Nyen:....sh*t...you got a point... does that mean we would call lemons: short yellows and bananas: long yellows so it doesn't get confusing?...

*they then discuss this for an hour or so*

• Snores really really LOUD. Sounds like a car.

• oddly very ticklish I bet.

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That's all I have now. It's 2 in the morning and I'm falling asleep. I might write other characters headcannons later.

"I'm going to sleep" -bop it

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Not targeted against anyone, just something I say when I'm frustrated

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@/antynous

Милый мой друг Федя Долохов так долго не приезжал к нам в имение. А теперь пригласил в Английскую гостиницу. Как же я рад наконец встретиться со своим cher et aimé ami!

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How do you guys even find these pictures?!

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Um, so I recently started playing Best Fiends again anddd

Here's my friend code if anyone cares: 500025347

^_^

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Thank you for living on this planet at the same time I do. I love these so much. You're so good at sketching like holy hell

JASON SCHWARTZMAN!!! my husbant...

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Just had a dream where me and my... Friend were roleplaying as Gideon (me) and Matthew (she) and it was a irl roleplay too, and we were fighting, everything was so epic. Then she took me by the throat, but I somehow wriggle out of it and pinned her down. And I was saying something epic evil monologue as I was bringing my face closer to hers and.... I just pecked her on the lips. And it was apparently the starting of an evil romcom PatelGraves roleplay.

I don't like this pairing but damn... I'd love to rp that with her...

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LMAO saw this and went "wait was I ever 15?"

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me

Luther (internally): THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

Luther (externally): <3 <3

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Doodles from class

Topic: narcotism

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Reading "War and Peace" and taking a shot every time Tolstoy describes a male character as handsome.

Bonus points if he describes the charachter's mouth/lips as beautiful, juicy or something like that

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Happy Valentine's Day

From Ras-coquette-lnikov🪓🎀