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I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE! STOP HAUNTING MY OMNIHOOK YOU FOUL DEMON.

YUOUR ALL JSUT JELOS OF MY SICK COLLECTION OF BATTLEFEELD TROPHEYS!!! SOTP TRING TO STWAL THEM FROM ME!!!

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Who even are you.... And why do I keep getting these messages I'm not even connected to the ktb Omninet channels. Are you sending these to the entire omninet?

YUOUR ALL JSUT JELOS OF MY SICK COLLECTION OF BATTLEFEELD TROPHEYS!!! SOTP TRING TO STWAL THEM FROM ME!!!

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Baileys will be going now, White coat man is sleeping and we will be leaving Bailey-23 behind along with Bailey-18. We no know how long we will be gone for but we hope we help many people. We are scared, but we know we are do good. Baileys are very good.

Bailey-6

[Included is family photo of all the Baileys 21 in total of varying ages, only two of which is not kitted out in battlefield medical gear. Half the Baileys are sporting extra robotic arms on their harnesses.]

Good luck out there, and know that I am rooting for you all to come back safely. All the Baileys are good boys.

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Can a fox pilot a mech? Is that allowed?

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There are no implications, do not look behind the curtain. there is no secret there.

Also do not look at the shipping addresses or why all your orders are under the same manna account. These are obviously not right

Can a fox pilot a mech? Is that allowed?

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I'm not a freak.... I'm using it all for science and stuff

Just don't ask why I need so much of it or where I am getting the manna. Both are very long stories.

Can a fox pilot a mech? Is that allowed?

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My mech was printed on cressidum with cressidum materials in a cressidum printer. Your political message is cringe and you should feel bad for being such.

Also why do you need a whole ass college to pilot a mech. I just had a 48 hour course with 24 hours of in-mech driving time.

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I'm not really R&D I just make sure the bastards don't put weird shit in the mechs. Cressidum already has a reputation and I don't want our mechs feeding into that. But I like friends

//[toastycubicle: ever wanted a subaltern that screams? no?]

//[toastycubicle: well this thing exists anyways so your life sucks slightly more now.]

//[toastycubicle: (legally it doesnt exist yet but im working on that)]

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If I learned anything from working with fuck nut engineers is that they are so desperate to fill mechs with horrors beyond comprehension... So good job not doing that.

//[toastycubicle: ever wanted a subaltern that screams? no?]

//[toastycubicle: well this thing exists anyways so your life sucks slightly more now.]

//[toastycubicle: (legally it doesnt exist yet but im working on that)]

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Baileys have heard things on the window box about people being hurt by other people. Baileys are gearing up to get out to go help peoples as much as we can. Window box lady is calling it a war on terror and that there are bandits who are hurting people who are helping people. White coat man says the "Bandits" are really the good people cause they are hurting the bad gov-ur-mant. White coat man says the gov-ur-mant thinks the planet should be sold to a group he called house of stone, Bailey think it weird that their house is made from stone. It sound much uncomfortable to live in. Baileys not sure who is good or bad but all the Baileys agree there are people who are being hurt and needs helps on both sides.

~~Bailey-6

Sounds like your planet is in a pickle. But it's good that the Baileys want to help the hurt people. And the house of stone isn't actually made of only stone. They are just real strong and mean like rocks. I think the house of stone are all pretty mean but I don't interact with politics much cause I'm just a white coat girl who works on nhp.

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Two more Baileys were needed, Bailey-10 and Bailey-5 also had to get in mechs. Bailey-12 was not able to handle the big yard time on their own. All Baileys should be returning home soon, Bailey-12 will need to spend time in metal room with White coat man. Bailey-4 will be staying with them to help make them feel better. Bailey-6 and Bailey-8 will be trying to figure out what happened and why other humans attacked Bailey-12. Bailey-8 thinks it is because some human are mean people, but Bailey-6 thinks all human is good human. White coat man thinks Baileys may need some time away from helping people. White coat man say something about many humans fighting each other, Baileys all agree that even if White coat man says we need to stay and not let us take mech to be big Bailey we will still go out and help hurt peoples cause that is the right thing for Baileys to do.

~~ Bailey-6

Some people are mean people, they don't often understand they are being mean and are simply doing what stronger meaner people tell them too. But I'm very happy to hear all the Bailey made it back safe and still plan to help hurt people.

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Also because I don't know when else I'd get to post this look at this meme my friend and forever dm (only for like another month or two but she's over dramatic) made

To whoever keeps doing the Bailey asks please know you are wonderful and those asks are the highlight of my day now

Ooc post inbound I am teasing a thing I've been working on, obviously lancer related

Sanctuary Armaments and Liturgical Technologies

And the secret forth mech I won't be showing

This will be an lcp (once I actually figure out how to make an lcp) that adds a new manufacturer 4 frames 2 talents and 3 core bonuses along side new weapons, systems and secret things

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Ooc post inbound I am teasing a thing I've been working on, obviously lancer related

Sanctuary Armaments and Liturgical Technologies

And the secret forth mech I won't be showing

This will be an lcp (once I actually figure out how to make an lcp) that adds a new manufacturer 4 frames 2 talents and 3 core bonuses along side new weapons, systems and secret things

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Bailey-13 has been taken back into the metal room and is getting a new hip White coat man said. This is good news, Bailey-13 was having troubles with back arms. We have also agreed that Bailey-12 will be next big mech user, Bailey-12 is very excited to be the next user and has been training very hard. Bailey-12 is very happy with their big mech it is much good for helping.

~~Bailey-6

(Included is a picture of a Lancaster and what can be assumed to be Bailey-12 next to it)

I'm glad Bailey-13 is getting a new hip, hips are very important. And I hope Bailey-12 knows I'm rooting for them and they are a good dog for helping people.

That is a good mech btw, I actually have a friend who also uses a Lancaster but they use a very old model. It's pretty comfy inside as they added big comfy chairs to sit on instead of the normal seats.

Also please know I've been putting all these pictures on my workbench and I've labeled each Bailey as you have mentioned them.

[a picture of a messy workbench is attached, where tools would normally hang has been replaced with a collage of pictures with notes pointing out which Bailey is shown in each one.]

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Bailey think Salt lady is nice person but Bailey doesn't really know where Baileys are. Baileys are in the white room, the yard sometimes, sometimes the loud metal room where we get new hats, sometimes we remember another room from when we are small Baileys. Baileys already know we aren't humans, we are Bailey and humans are our best friends. Baileys work really hard to make sure all the humans are safe and not have to be scared any more just like Bailey-1 did. White coat man really does believe in us. We will be helping the new Bailey learn soon, which means extra yard time which is very fun cause we get to see the sky. It is always special getting to see sky and playing in yard. Maybe Salt lady convince White coat man to let Bailey have more yard time or treat stick or new rope balls. That would be nice.

~~ Bailey-6

I will try my best to make sure all the Baileys get extra yard time and each Bailey will get their own rope ball and treat stick. But yes while Baileys aren't people each Bailey smart and brave and good dogs which means they should be given treats and yard time as they please.

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Bailey tried asking White coat man but White coat man said Bailey shouldnt trust everything that online people say. White coat man said he will need to talk to the Baileys about warning signs if someone is a bad person on the omninet. We recently got a new Bailey, Bailey-23. Bailey-17 didn't come back from mech. It sad day for Baileys, Bailey-17 will be missed big muches but new Bailey-23 is on bright side.

Bailey-6

(Photo included is of a tv screen with a destroyed mech of unknown make and model with several Baileys gathered around saddly.)

I am not a bad person, and I'm sorry to hear that Bailey-17 did not come back. They were very brave and a good dog. Please let the white coat man know I have no intention of causing harm and mostly wish to make sure his research is in line with union standards for ethical testing. With the Baileys being able to communicate and express complex thoughts I would also like to make the Baileys are given appropriate care and classification by union as non human entities.