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Veld: *on the phone* Come collect your twink.

Lazard: *heavy sigh* What did he do this time?

Veld: Someone called him a 'short king' today and...

Genesis: *in the background* HAIL TO THE KING, BITCHES!!!

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Sephiroth: So today I was thinking we can play checkers and tell each other our deepest darkest secrets.

Wutai soldier: *sobbin* ShinRa paid the ransom three days ago please go home.

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Zack: *just looking at Tseng*

Tseng: Don't do this.

Tseng: I swear it's not working Fair.

Tseng: Nuh huh, my heart is made of ice—

Zack: *blinks*

Tseng: Shiva tits, what do you want love?

Zack: Gimme a kiss, pretty please?

Tseng: *getting up to give Zack a sweet peck* All done?

Zack: Yeah!

Elena: Whipped.

Reno: Simp.

Cissnei: Good boy.

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Tifa: Are you good Cloud? 

Cloud: In what sense? 

Aerith: Generally. 

Cloud: Oh, definitely not.

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AU in which Aerith and Sephiroth team up to make Cloud's life a burden to him.

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Weird and Wonderful Animals 009 - The Great Potoo by Johnny El-Rady

Great Potoo (Nyctibius grandis)

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have a great summer~☀️💕

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since you're asking, maybe put barret in the line up for Don Corneo, I love a beautiful man in a dress

Beautiful man in a dress........with blue eye shadow......

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my headcanon for gwaine finding out about merlin’s magic is that it happens at the same time as for the rest of the knights. like there’s some Catastrophic Event that forces merlin to reveal he has powers and all of the knights are there for it. gwaine included.

the thing about gwaine, however, is that he is the first to notice merlin’s eyes glowing and therefore has 0.1 seconds more than everyone else to process this information. and when he does process what this means and the danger merlin is now in, he doubles down. no ‘oh arthur but he meant no harm :((!!’ no. gwaine uses those extra 0.1 seconds to feel betrayal and outrage and re-direct all of it at arthur.

arthur is like ‘i don’t believe it’ and gwaine is like well tough😤😤 yeah my friend is a sorcerer and so WHAT. no, and so WHAT? is that a CRIME? (‘yes, it is, gwaine’ ‘mind your business leon’) stop staring at him like that. who CARES if he is a mastermind here to end your kingdom?? (‘i’m not’ ‘oh ok cool’) i have considered doing the same myself a few times?? you gonna burn me? stab me right here and now?? come at me, COME AT ME

arthur is not even looking at him, he is having the world’s most intense silent conversation with merlin. by the time arthur decides that okay, we need to have a talk, possibly one of the hardest talks of his life, gwaine has thrown a gauntlet at arthur 3 times (he keeps picking it up and throwing it again)

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You may have heard that giraffe and their closest cousins, the okapi, can lick their own eyeballs.

Both species have got super long tongues and this makes sense in theory but... sometimes you have to see it how it actually works to believe it's a real behavior.

There's no grace involved. It's nothing like the ethereal, fae-like aesthetic these guys have most of the time. They just yeet their tongue backwards out of their mouth and bounce it off their face, repeatedly. It cracks me up every time I see it.

This is Sekele, at the Denver Zoo. Enjoy.

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Genesis Rhapsodos taking a Genesis Crapsodos all over your Nibelheim reactor scene 😎🔥

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ngl the ever crisis outfits are kinda peak but also WHAT IS WITH HIM AND NAILING HIS PAULDRINS TOGETHER...????

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”character’s eyes glow when they’re using their powers” but the inside of their mouth is also glowing. and also blood if they get hurt. it’s just all the living tissue that does it.