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reblog game put in the tags how you found prev

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Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?

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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch

Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!

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actually, as fun as Angeal's body horror is in Crisis Core, I am deathly curious about the body horror of his puberty

We see the difference between Smolgeal and CC Angeal and all that muscle and height. He fucking shoots up and out with muscle and have to deal with all of the consequences that come with it.

Puberty Angeal being fucking hungry all the time. The guilt of trying to justify snacks or wanting to hoard them for later, all while feeling the pang of hunger when he thinks he should be satisfied.

Trying to patch holes over and over again until he's completely outgrown his wardrobe. People gawking and touching his muscles and commending his gains while he swallows the guilt of having to ask for another uniform again. The only thing keeping him together is donating his old clothes to someone that needs them(And Gen who stole his shirts anyways, and Seph when Gen gave him some of Angeals shirts so he could wear something other than medical gowns or uniforms for the first time in his life.)

Angeal feeling like a monster before he even grew a wing.

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Veld: *on the phone* Come collect your twink.

Lazard: *heavy sigh* What did he do this time?

Veld: Someone called him a 'short king' today and...

Genesis: *in the background* HAIL TO THE KING, BITCHES!!!

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Sephiroth: So today I was thinking we can play checkers and tell each other our deepest darkest secrets.

Wutai soldier: *sobbin* ShinRa paid the ransom three days ago please go home.

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Zack: *just looking at Tseng*

Tseng: Don't do this.

Tseng: I swear it's not working Fair.

Tseng: Nuh huh, my heart is made of ice—

Zack: *blinks*

Tseng: Shiva tits, what do you want love?

Zack: Gimme a kiss, pretty please?

Tseng: *getting up to give Zack a sweet peck* All done?

Zack: Yeah!

Elena: Whipped.

Reno: Simp.

Cissnei: Good boy.

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Tifa: Are you good Cloud? 

Cloud: In what sense? 

Aerith: Generally. 

Cloud: Oh, definitely not.

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AU in which Aerith and Sephiroth team up to make Cloud's life a burden to him.

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Weird and Wonderful Animals 009 - The Great Potoo by Johnny El-Rady

Great Potoo (Nyctibius grandis)

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have a great summer~☀️💕

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since you're asking, maybe put barret in the line up for Don Corneo, I love a beautiful man in a dress

Beautiful man in a dress........with blue eye shadow......

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my headcanon for gwaine finding out about merlin’s magic is that it happens at the same time as for the rest of the knights. like there’s some Catastrophic Event that forces merlin to reveal he has powers and all of the knights are there for it. gwaine included.

the thing about gwaine, however, is that he is the first to notice merlin’s eyes glowing and therefore has 0.1 seconds more than everyone else to process this information. and when he does process what this means and the danger merlin is now in, he doubles down. no ‘oh arthur but he meant no harm :((!!’ no. gwaine uses those extra 0.1 seconds to feel betrayal and outrage and re-direct all of it at arthur.

arthur is like ‘i don’t believe it’ and gwaine is like well tough😤😤 yeah my friend is a sorcerer and so WHAT. no, and so WHAT? is that a CRIME? (‘yes, it is, gwaine’ ‘mind your business leon’) stop staring at him like that. who CARES if he is a mastermind here to end your kingdom?? (‘i’m not’ ‘oh ok cool’) i have considered doing the same myself a few times?? you gonna burn me? stab me right here and now?? come at me, COME AT ME

arthur is not even looking at him, he is having the world’s most intense silent conversation with merlin. by the time arthur decides that okay, we need to have a talk, possibly one of the hardest talks of his life, gwaine has thrown a gauntlet at arthur 3 times (he keeps picking it up and throwing it again)

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