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from the greatest jackbox game I’ve ever been a part of

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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iam new baker do you likes my loaf

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I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

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Monster Truck and her new son Tinkle, that is definitely hers and she birthed 100%

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I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

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King of the Hill is back! Don't forget Jonathan Joss (John Redcorn) didn't just die he was murdered for being gay and married to a trans man.

The next hearing for his murderer is August 18th I think. They asshole is more offended that he's being called a homophobe (he has a gay brother gasp!) than murderer (which isn't even in question he confessed immediatly and there were at minimum 5 witnesses)

The media tried to blame it on Joss’ past mental health and addiction issues. He's somehow also supernaturally strong and big and scary and that's not racist at all says white cops.

Please don't forget him. He was so proud and excited for king of the hill. You don't deserve to be murdered because a white dude says u need to die

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Being into speedcore is so embarrassing sometimes like no I can’t tell you my favorite song it’s some shit like The Ants in My Kitchen Turned to Real Girls and We Fucked. No you can’t hear what I’m working on you will Hate it.

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OH MY GOD MY BELOVED BEAST

Freakish little beast

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your early 20’s are about suffering and your late teens are about making the stupidest mistakes humanly possible

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hi tumblr user saltpocket !!! i drew your cat monster truck because i am a big fan . is it okay if i post my drawings of monster truck on the internet

hello tumblr user thevioletfish!! yes a billion times, I love imagery of my beast and it should be proliferated

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Squidward is an aristocratic gay black man who vogues old way because he’s cultured, Spongebob is a twink from the Dominican Republic, Patrick is an anglo saxon bear who doesn’t wash after the gym

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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

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99% of alarm snoozers stop hitting snooze before reaching full restfulness. NEVER stop trying to get five to fifteen minute increments of sleep yhis next one will make you feel well rested in a way youve never been in your entire life i promise 🙏

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Cosmetic box with frog East Greek 600–500 B.C.

MFA