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Fanfiction is so silly. I am playing with my dolls and people are coming over to watch. Some of them even clap and give me compliments. And when I'm done playing, I can go and watch other people play with their dolls.

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'You call the shots, babe I just wanna be yours'

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love that the vibe of this cooldown room is toxic couple on the brink of divorce trying to act so normal in front of their kid even though they just finished having a screaming match in the other room (kimi heard the screaming match but was too busy playing just dance on the wii to care)

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In some good news the UK government just voted to completely decriminalise abortion

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

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teammate plays music too loudly in the room next door?

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Carême (2025) Gif Pack - S1, E3 • A Recipe for a Disaster

Alice Da Luz as Agathe Benjamin Voisin as Antonin Carême Lyna Khoudri as Henriette

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Benjamin Voisin as Antonin Carême and Alice Da Luz as Agathe Carême (2025) — Season 1, Episode 2

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messy and immensely entertaining public trump elon yaoi divorce. it is a beautiful pride month

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this poll was a nightmare to put together. several omitted options including sansa/brienne, sansa/myranda, a number of wonderfully cursed stoneheart ships and of course anything elia/ashara/lyanna ships. someone suggested i put rhaelya on here and my response was 'i might as well firebomb my own inbox'.

i prioritised characters who actually interact (alyasha, sansaery, sansamya, sansajeyne, melselyse, etc.) but put a hard limit at 6 sansa ships. was sad to cut off mya/myranda. i tried to include 2 arya ships for variety even though she barely interacts with any girls. my conclusion: GRRM needs to put more milfs in his books.

no fire & blood ships for my own health and wellbeing. don't trust you all. have fun with the poll <3

m/m poll

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

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Love finding a writer who goes "not only am I shipping it, I am fixated enough to explore the way their relationship would blow up."

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This Istanbul house was built in four historical eras

First floor: columns from Eastern Roman (Byzantine) era.

Second floor: archs from "again" Eastern Roman era.

Third floor: stonewalls from Ottoman Empire era.

Fourth floor: mud bricks from the first years of the Republic of Turkey.

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