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@saphoblin

Ah, the @does not work? What am I; shadowbanned?

. So in attempts to put tumblr on my new itch I accidentals discovered air: old ACTE se I GUES

This is my

Tablet account now? I: am using the Christian scratch

To text feature. I will riot edit any of this. This is now an alt of @saproblin e

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. So in attempts to put tumblr on my new itch I accidentals discovered air: old ACTE se I GUES

This is my

Tablet account now? I: am using the Christian scratch

To text feature. I will riot edit any of this. This is now an alt of @saproblin e

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Carrying metric fucktons of gold makes a little more sense now

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Hey Tumblr

Why

The fuck

Is this happening

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You download an application that allows you to have a “conversation” with a bot. As you’re about to close the program, you see the bot type on its own, “please don’t leave me.”

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much like the way the Italians exported pizza and the Americans ruined/perfected it for the Italians to import it back again and then re-export the “authentic” product back to America, so the British took tea from Asia and ruined/perfected it by adding milk and sugar then Asia took that and ruined/perfected it by adding tapioca bubbles and even more sugar and exported it back again.

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Well, looks like I got a digi chase card ~

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Titanium Does Not Rust

When titanium comes into contact with oxygen, it forms a thin layer of titanium dioxide (TiO2) on its surface. This oxide layer actually protects the underlying titanium from corrosion caused by most acids, alkalis, pollution and saltwater.

Get you a proper bike. Also titanium bikes are easier to carry due to their lighter weight.

Remind me not to ride with classical music ever again 

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Commission for @drsteggy!! I’ve been wanting to draw one of the dragons in botw for ages, so getting to paint this was such a delight!! Thank you again! ✨

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You can be badass with your emotions. This is 100% a thing.

Remind me not to ride with classical music ever again 

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The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)

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A Sad Day Indeed.

In the Oreburg Mines, against a Trainer's Onyx, Divine was trapped in a Bind. All was well, and Victory close at hand, when the Onyx revealed they had an actual attack in their arsenal.

Here lies Divinity, the first Pokémon ever caught, the Critically Inspired. We lay you in Giratina's care with honours.

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ZELGAN ZELGAN ZELGAN

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how did staff know what ads would actually appeal to its userbase

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Our apologies

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for @gaymergal uwu