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how does one go about selling their panties

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Why are you in the tub?

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Do you like sweets and if so what’s your favorite kind?

yeah!! honestly i really love starburst. chewy, fruity candies are really good!! i also really used to love crunch bars, but out of nowhere i started hating them for no reason a few years ago. idk what was up with that.i also love pepsi. does that count as a sweet?

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yo send me asks i’ve got nothing to do

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i made an invader oc and his name is Um because he doesnt know what to say when anyone asks his name so its Invader Um

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The accuracy and precision is unparalleled 

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hey, i'm going to be catsitting and housesitting for a friend who is gonna be in the hospital for a while, so if i could get some commissions ( x / x ) or donations ( x / x ) thrown my way for groceries, laundry and transportation, i would be more than grateful!! i live two hours by bus away from where i will be staying and am still unemployed, so i am doing this as a huge favor to my friend because i love her and her cat a lot. anything helps, and i am willing to compensate on anything 💖

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20 is a weird age because i am living on my own over two hours away from my parents but im also overcome with a primal urge to constantly play minecraft

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Professor Venomous in The K.O. Trap

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why are u gay

i wanted to make my life more difficult 

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Opening 1 - Dirty Pair: The Movie

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jeice stans can be some of the sweetest, most endearing people ive ever met and the other 5% are major freaks

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Oh baby you know I love me some purple comet hurricane