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What did I miss? Has Jack killed Ralph yet?

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BACK YA SHITSTAINS

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Is this blog still alive ;.;

No, not really, unfortunately...

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*pauses gay porn to check tumblr*

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Maybe I don’t give her enough credit for what she does Kylie makes sure my anxiety isnt bad, makes sure my depression isn’t too bad She makes sure I don’t isolate myself Kylie’s great, and she has been She was part of the group of people that used to bully me, but she left them and decided she wanted to be my friend. And now she just makes sure that I’m taken care of and that I’m alright.

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Illuminati Confirmed

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My brother thought 'ж' was for Kim Kardashian

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the other day my boyfriend wouldn’t cook me breakfast so i went to the lounge, changed our wifi password and refused to give it to him until he had made me something to eat

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i don’t normally chase after boys but if he’s over 6ft and has good hair then a bitch might just powerwalk

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my dad just called me phil for literally no reason

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Let me clarify:

Groups crits, or crits that are asked for (“hey, can you look at this?”) are helpful and necessary to improve. 

However, magically appearing behind someone who is working and expressing all your thoughts and feelings about their art will make me want to stab you with the pencil I am working with.

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me: hey wanna see pics of my dog person: no me: *shows pictures anyway*

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ISN’T IT AWFUL WHEN YOU’RE READING A POST AND YOU ACCIDENTLY REFRESH THE DASHBOARD AND YOU KNOW YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THE POST AGAIN

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whoa have you ever noticed that theres no present

like as soon as we do something its done its over with and it automatically becomes the past

me writing this has become the past

you reading the last sentence is the past

there is no actual present and that blows my mind 

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If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

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My cat smacked me with his paw and I just said 'I lav u'

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