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kat ily pls kith me /p

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what it'd be like to date forrest

forrest x gn!reader

(a/n: I started watching forrest like a month ago and I swear I'm like in love,,he's so pretty and his voice is so cute (｡・//ε//・｡) go check him out --> twitch.tv/forrest_exe )

warnings: none

dating forrest would literally be so fun, there would never be a dull moment

he's constantly making jokes and making you giggle

like you'll just be sitting there and all of a sudden BAM he's infront of you making dumb faces and teasing you

"hey baby are you an enderman because i get scared when i make eye contact with you ah haaa" *insert that tiktok fuckboy face here*

he seems like the type of boy who's love language is touch and words of affirmation, so he's constantly touching you in some way

he's probably holding your hand or nuzzling his face into your lap

he'd adore you calling him petnames

like, want him to do something? a small "hi baby" and a back hug and he's putty in your hands

if you're taller than him (5'4) he's quite literally just going to be a human imbodiment of a cat to you, constantly nuzzling into your chest and clinging to you

if you're shorter than him he's probably still clinging to you, but instead he's hugging you from the back and resting his head in your shoulder/on your head

probably teases you a shit ton

"PFFT HAHA YOU IDIOT YOU DIED TO A BERRY BUSH?"

he says as he panics and hides in a joke at the sound of a zombie /lh

he'd probably invite you to join him whenever he streams, whether it's to mess around with him on the smp or if he's just sitting on your lap as he does his thing and cuddles into you, he'd always want you there

if you didn't wanna be on camera he'd let you sit/lay on his bed, immediately cuddling with you as soon as he finishes streaming

he's always wearing the same black mask so I like to think he'd wanna make a mask with you if you can sew

if you can embroider i feel like he'd beg you to embroider something on his mask

if you did, he'd probably be so proud like "FUCK YEAH LOOK AT THE PRETTY THING MY PARTNER EMBROIDERED ON MY MASK FOR ME >:))"

although he's loud, i feel like he'd calm down as soon as his stream ends, quieting down and napping with you, letting his vocal chords that were worn out from a couple hours of scream rest

asks you to match hair colors with him or asks you to dye his hair for him

overall, having him as a boyfriend is quite literally the same as having a catboy

honestly going through forrest brainrot, expect the next couple things to be just

forrest

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masterlist

forrest_exe: what it’d be like to date forrest

anon list:

nothing here yet!

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rules and requests

requests: open

masterlist + anon list

hi!! I'm sam! I use she/they pronouns and im an mcyt writer!

rules:

when sending in requests specify preferred pronouns, if they're not specified gn!pronouns will be used :)

I don't write for anyone who's uncomfy with things being written about them

i won't write heavy angst just bc i don't really know how to write that

i won't right nsfw for minors

i won't write full nsfw at the moment, I'll take suggestive requests but not full on smuts

i don't write for the minors romantically most of the time, it depends on the situation and the ask

who i write for:

dream

george

sapnap

karl

quackity

punz

poly!ships x reader (as long as they're okay with ff being written about them)

SBI (platonic unless stated otherwise)

tommy (platonic only)

Tubbo (platonic only)

ranboo (platonic only)

smaller streamers i write for:

forrest_exe (go check him out on twitch!! he's super funny :D and cute)

I'll extend this list soon! if there's a smaller streamer you'd like me write for send their user in and I'll try and get a grasp on their persona, granted that they're okay with fanfic being written about them :D

masterlist and stuff will be tagged under: #samsnavigation

random stuff/drabbles will be tagged under: #samsaysstuff

full fics will be tagged under: #samsfics

headcanons will be tagged under: #samsheadcanons

drabbles will be tagged under: #samsdrabbles

send in requests!!