what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
474K notes
·
View notes
You’re A Hazard, Harry
382K notes
·
View notes
140 notes
·
View notes
11K notes
·
View notes
184K notes
·
View notes
3 notes
·
View notes
get this here
153 notes
·
View notes
Looking at pictures hurt so bad because you can tell how fucking happy we were. And I try so hard to find a picture where my smile is slightly less or your eyes are dim to show me where things started to go downhill but I can’t. It’s like we woke up in rock bottom. What the fuck happened?
(via regr0wn)
1K notes
·
View notes
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
182K notes
·
View notes
its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager
1M notes
·
View notes
15K notes
·
View notes
4K notes
·
View notes
796K notes
·
View notes
603 notes
·
View notes
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
1M notes
·
View notes
THE WORST FEELING EVER IS WHEN YOURE SO ENTHUSIASTIC TELLING SOMEONE SOMETHING AND YOU CAN JUST PHYSICALLY FEEL THEM NOT CARING AT ALL SO YOU TRY HARDER BUT YOU JUST CANNOT GRASP THEIR ATTENTION SO YOU SLOWLY FADE OUT AND LET THEM GO BACK TO DOING WHAT THEY DO AND YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO TELL THEM SOMETHING YOU’RE HAPPY ABOUT
620K notes
·
View notes