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I'm alright. My life is not eventful. Although, I have a dinner thing with Rachel. She's so perfect you know. Don't tellher I said that. It would make it super weird. I know I am not her type, but like it's so cool she agreed to have dinner with me.I just hope I don't make a fool out of myself.

Finally!

It’s alright, it’s over now that’s all that matters. I did make some pretty damn good money though, so can’t complain about that. Lap dances? Yea, totally not my thing. But thank you, Sam. I’m planning on it. How are you doing?

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Like in bad news? I could do that. 

If you married her, your life would be all over the news, so I wouldn’t.

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  I like tea. It's cool. Hey, we still on for tonight on our friend dinner? i work at a dance club. I am really stoked about our dinner. I didn't eat lunchjust to be ready for it!

Hmm, now I'm dreadfully bored.

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Sounds rough. I'm sorry about your troubles. Did you make bank though? I bet you did. I sometimes get brides asking for lap dances. They are the most aggressive, but they pay so well. Get rest dude. 

Finally!

The weekend from hell is finally over! And by that I mean that the wedding is done and I will never have to do business with those two brides again, and lets all hope that their honeymoon to Alaska will make them ‘chill out’ and the world will be safe once again. Here’s to relaxing for awhile this week before I get deep into planning again.

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Tough break. Maybe you should get a lock or something? I once had a dog that ate my expensive new shoes. It sucked.

I have told him...

…a million times to close the closet door.  Now most of my Brooks brothers bowties have become expensive cat toys.  I’m going for a walk before I kill someone or something.

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"A strip club for now. But, I call it sexy dancing.. well, some say like erotic performer."

                        "wait, good luck? Why did you say it like that?"

"Where do you work again? I’m gonna say model or a stripper." She teased, "Yeah i have a bunch of leftovers, so eat whatever you want…. hold on, a date with Berry?"

"Good luck, Sam."

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"Why not. I'm speaking hip yo, ya dig? Pie? Oh cool. I can't have pie unless it's like a small portion. Work says I need to lose a pound. Which super sucks. I have a dinner thing with Rachel tonight. I'm hella nervous. Ha hella. Anyway, what do you wear on a not date... date?"

"Don’t do that and it was good, baked some pies, ate some food. I saved you some pie, sorry to hear you had to work.

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"Santana! Aye girl ayee. How was your Thanksgiving? Taylor Swift is cute. I probably wouldn't be the type of guy she semi-dates for a bit."

Not my type but I guess I can see the appeal.

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Thank you. Finally someone agrees.

She is pretty hot.

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One time.

She sat by me at a game. She took a selfie. It was magical.

Have you met her?

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I don't believe that dude. She's amazing. I love her.

I’m not saying she’s not a good girl.  I’m just saying there is stigma.

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No, that's what people say. She's a good girl. 

Why?  You break up she writes a song about you, and you have to compete with her list of famous exes.

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" I totally would marry Taylor Swift."

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Hushing. I have word vomit like whoa!

I'm Stuffed...

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Ah man. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Honestly. I feel like a big asshole right about now

I'm Stuffed...

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Oh. Alright.

Not much of a talker tonight, eh?

I'm Stuffed...

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Oh right, I totes forgot. I meant no offense to him by the way. I guess I mean it to you too. Big butts are the new thing anyway.

I'm Stuffed...