women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)
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no but these are exactly the kinda eyes that has fanfic authors write shit like “his bright blue orbs were full of sorrow and sadness” like these are clearly NOT eyes, these are the superior ORBS OF EMOTION idk how to explain sjyqkdkwkbakaldldk i’m sorry.
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Rhode & Brown - Feels Like Forever (2022)
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high exposure + flash + rain = magic
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My ex took my orb when we broke up. She never even scried with it, so I think she’s just using it to put under her dress and pretend to be pregnant so she gets better seats on the bus and subway. That was the same thing I was gonna do, but it’s not fair
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